text;

[doggedly]

hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT

Comments

[unmakes]

fill this out for me, i'm lazy :(

[doggedly]

ooooh youll have to see support for that one
sorry
im not that supportive thats why im SEC


OR - do it

she just likes answering questions about herself

[klutziness]

1) rikku
2) i work in engineering
3) 1 mammal & 2 robots
4) sparing so many details ;)
4a) ;) ;)
5) N/A because i am already (non)gainfully employed
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) booty shorts for both men & women. my fashion sense is equal opportunity
7) i love machines a lot so not for me
7a) bruh
8) eat, yes. digest, no
8a) down through the rib cage and it just sort of falls out. it's a gross mental image
9) YEAH
9a) i mean i guess. it's happened before
9b) N/A
10) tbh i'd rather know. i mean some of this stuff is............................. weird
11a) WEIRD
11b) good to know
12) special snowflakes
13) UM NO?????
13a) NO
13b) that's so gross omg
13c) mock?? no. i'd be terrified for them
14) technically yes
14a) yes
14b) IT'S ONLY THE BEST RACING VIDEO GAME EVER. also it's how friendships die
14c) gokarts
15) not really ):
15a) only if i could distract him
16) it's a way to pass the time
17) you already asked this????
18) probably ):
19) ke$ha because i have one of her cd's
20) peanut butter & banana toast drizzled with honey
21) yes
21a) the engineering bay is my home basically
22) mario kart, pizza, a long walk at dusk, & lots of makeouts (that last part on a second date because i am a LADY)
23) there's a complaint box??
24) maybe idk
25) like twice i think. i've got my own jumpsuit from home now
26) we should really get mario kart
26a) no really, MARIO KART
27) it's a cool idea let's keep it up guys

acceptable

[doggedly]

follow up questons:

2) mammal how
4) :(
6) did you answer this one in 6a
13) + 13c) THANK YOU
14c) dont all carts go

before we continue: more about mario kart
whats the k for

[yardbird]

What.

[doggedly]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D
B) B) B) B) B) B)B) B) B)B) B) B)B) B) B)B) B) B)B) B) B)B) B) B)B) B) B)B) B) B)B) B) B)

[better]

1) Erica
2) n/a
3) 0
4) 0
4a) n/a
5) n/a
6) - pass
6a) - pass
7) yes
7a) -
8) no
8a) -
9) yes
9a) no
9b) I don't know, but I don't think it is that either
10) - pass
11a) - pass
11b) -
12) by lying about it happening
13) no
13a) -
13b) -
13c) is there really a giant worm somewhere?
14) does chemistry class count?
14a) no
14b) it's a video game franchise that makes popular characters race against each other in go karts.
14c) go karts with a K are motorized. carts with a C are for shopping and carrying things. I think.
15) yes
15a) yes
16) you're the one asking
17) nope
18) yes
19) kesha
20) I've never been drunk. sorry.
21) nope
21a) -
22) That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
23) I didn't know there was one.
24) that answers that.
25) twice
26) is that the royal we or just a general find a group of smart people and figure it out we?
26a) -
27) They ask too many questions. This doesn't seem supportive at all.

[doggedly]

why are there so many passes


revising 16 to be what does this matter TO YOU PERSONALLY
& 20 ? ? come on!

& Support is asking so many questions cos they want to anticipate your needs in order to be more Supportive
streamlining the whole process

[fullmoon]

1) R.J. Lupin.
2) Support, cartographer, etc.
3) 1 boggart (confiscated), 1/2 dog.
4) No.
4a) No.
5) I have an occupation but somehow it made me more likely to get a job anyway. She's sort of scary when she's self-righteous.
6) We ought to have a department devoted solely to making people join other departments. A Department Department. Kate can be Chief.
6a) Robes. They would breathe better & hide how spindly my legs are. o<=== :(
7) Whisky.
7a) More whisky.
8) I'm not sure we're entitled to opinions about what other beings can or cannot eat if they say they can eat it.
8a) Probably wherever your worm went.
9) Some of them are nice.
9a) Yes.
9b) n/a
10) I'd like to know.
11a) I want to know who knows what about me. I assume other people would like to know who knows what about them. If it's impossible to tell then I don't think it matters so much.
11b) Did you dream about being a pretty girl?
12) Who's getting out of it?
13) No worms.
13a) n/a
13b) n/a
13c) I have never mocked anyone in my life.
14) I have also never worked in a lab.
14a) You've been present for all of my pizza-eating.
14b) I don't think this question applies to me.
14c) See above.
15) Passable.
15a) Do you count as a grown man?
16) Sirius.
17) No, but I do really believe you did.
18) Dogs can definitely get headaches.
19) Ke$ha.
20) Someone told me about aspirin.
21) Yes.
21a) The map. The private lounge. Etc.
22) Stuffed with cream cheese & walnuts.
23) Never.
24) Would the box reward you for inserting complaints? Perhaps with sweets or a pat on the head? We could do that, couldn't we?
25) Many times, but I got a hole in one elbow & you know how I am with mending. :(
26) Yes.
26a) Maybe Mario Kart holds the key to our salvation.
27) You're going to get me fired.

[doggedly]

on the contrary
i got you elected 0:)

[sorrycharles]

i've never felt more secure

[doggedly]

you really ought to feel Supported

text;

[workout]

That's a really long survey

[ that he isn't filling out sup ]

text;

[doggedly]

[where's your community spirit bro]

really imporatnt
vital to functions of the ship
Support wouldnt ask us to fill it out if it werent

what sort of sandwich do you like

[mikangirl]

are you fucking kidding me

[doggedly]

sorry your numbering was cut off
which question is that an answer to

[text]

[tongueamok]

[Oh look, he figured out how to work the text function only to send this reply.]

Some of these questions seem awfully nosy.

[And the rest are just asinine.]

[text]

[doggedly]

YOURE ALIVE!

[circumitus]

1) rey
2) security officer
3) none.
4) once? don't know. details are a little hazy.
4a) no.
5) no.
6) don't care.
6a) don't care.
7) yes.
7a) ok.
8) no.
8a) see above answer.
9) not really, they sort of sucked anyway.
9a) yes.
9b) n/a
10) don't care.
11a) see above answer.
11b) ok.
12) get out of what?
13) worm?
13a) is this anything like the kissing plants?
13b) it better not be anything like the kissing plants.
13c) if it's anything like one of those plants that wants kisses then yes, perhaps.
14) was born in a lab. does that count?
14a) does the setting make it taste different?
14b) karts?
14c) carts.
15) yes but would probably break said arm.
15a) yes and why? you want to arm wrestle?
16) often contemplate this over nachos and beer. have yet to find an answer.
17) no.
18) never been a dog so don't know.
19) neither.
20) try beating your head against the wall.
21) not really.
21a) see above.
22) wouldn't know. what do people normally do on dates?
23) there's a complaint box?
24) no?
25) not many after stealing clothes from those stops we've made.
26) having a hard time following your train of thought here.
26a) carts?
27) well this survey was an incredibly unfulfilling waste of minutes that will never be returned.

[doggedly]

please refrain from putting flobberworms and kissing in the same sentence or proximity
thank you
everyone thanks you for your cooperation

text; while i'm on this account i guess

[frizzard]

Incredible.

text; good.

[doggedly]

miss granger im blushing

[Text]

[tadashiwashere]

...seriously?

[Text]

[doggedly]

Supportively actually

dont let my name fool you

[rhyfelgri]

1) enfys llewelyn
2) security
3) zero
4) zero for powerful lack of trying
4a) well they aren't not from it what with existing purely in potentia
5) thought she seemed charming and sensible
6) survey editor
6a) color-coded assels.
7) doesn't everything sweetpea
8) a skeleton could theoretically place a sandwich inside itself which is visually similar but messy and pointless
8a) no where special
9) mine were getting a bit dull and same-y
9b) sweet dreams are made of these.

13c) seems unproductive
14) once or twice
14a) quite a few times
14b) a silly one
14c) carts.
15) yes.
15a) and in a variety of other sporting activities.
16) couldn't say.
17) no.
18) they can get cancer.
19) the clash.
20) go back in time to before the drinking and drink a great mess of water first, during, after/
21) there's a vampire i'm nominally responsible for apparently
21a) i let him live
22) april 25th
23) no
24) no
25) once, had to be done
26) mario kart really

27) supportive!

[doggedly]

1) welsh?
2) me as well hullo
4a) dont worry well have another soon
5) bit scary as well? & if so - good or bad ?
6) nah surveys are perfect as they are but thanks
6a) assels ?
8) very well observed but i think he actually might use his teeth & apparently prefers curry
8a) have you heard about the void
9b) have they actually been sweet

13c) THANK YOU
14) - 14a) did you discuss motorbikes & what sort of pizza. follow up, what is your faovurite sort of pizza
14c) so whats the k stand for then
15a) such as
18) didnt aska bout cancer did i asked about headaches
19) EXCELLENT ive only just heard them & there isnt much on spunes at all its disappointing
19a) but if you HAD to choose
20) no time turner :( anything else
21) do i want to know how that happens or dose 21a) sort of imply how that happens
22) why
25) theyre suprisingly comfortable you know
26) its important i think

27) WELL ANSWERED

all well answered actually you will recieve a reward for your cooperation
support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

[brainsqueeze]

He asked you to do all of those questions?

( Texting disbelief while filling it out )

[brainsqueeze]

1) Maria Hill
2) Gunnery
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) The poll? Yes
8) A skeleton or Death?
9) Yes
9a) It could be too simple
10) I'd like to know if it helped stop it
12) Control?
14b) Go karting
15+a) Want to find out?
18) Ask a dog (owner)
20) Fernet Branca
21) Gunnery
23) No
24) You should trial it
25) More than the clothes I have.
26) We need to know why. And to stop it.
27) How many polls are you going to put out?

[vdova]

1) natasha romanoff
2) i'd tell you but then i'd have to kill you; here i work in gunnery
3) 0
4) 0 :( :( :(
5) N/A
6) professional underwater basketweaver
6a) maid outfit for the men
7) doesn't everything?
8) probably, they have teeth
8a) onto the floor
9) yes.
9a) yes.
10) yes.
11a) personal ones.
12) i don't know.
13) since when do worms have teeth in the first place?
13a) i mean i've never seen a worm with teeth
13b) isn't a worm with teeth just a snake anyway
13c) no i haven't seen it
14) yes
14a) yes
14b) making all my friends hate me because i know how to aim green shells and bananas
14c) see above
15) yes
15a) yes
16) does anything truly matter or did we just evolve to think it does?
17) no
18) probably
19) ke$ha
20) shot of vodka right after you wake up
21) no
22) may 25th
23) no
24) no
25) laundry days
26) i would think so yes
26a) i already answered this
27) could do more to support mario kart

[doggedly]

2) thrilling ; less so
3) - 4) :( :( dont worry there will be oppertunity
6) in pool ?
6a) interesting suggestion what about for women
8) - 8a) what about curry
13) oh tehres worms with teeth fortunately these arent among them
13b) no snakes are snakes. its the bones. teeth arent bone precisely are they theyre teeth
13c) would you mock someone that had seen though
14) - 14a) discussed motorbikes in lab? & what sort of pizza. follow up, what is your faovurite sort of pizza
14b - 14c) is that really it. whats the k stand for is it KILLER cos you are KILLER at it
14d) whats bananas got to do with it though
16) not a real answer
19) WRONG why has no one got any taste
20) ive been awake :(
22) why does everyone keep saying this
24) why not
26a) its very important
27) we didnt know what it was it isnt our fault
have you got it so it can be played


may 25 ?

[ex_question191]

1) your name Stiles
2) your occupation Former high school student, Tranquility Flight Officer.
3) # of pets Depends on if my dog's still alive I guess.
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;) 0, currently.
4a) any of them from dating survey N/A, I guess?
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less N/A
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility People who cook, maybe guides to get through the corridors, a better welcome wagon at the Jump like Wheatley or Nathan used to do, petsitting, reopen therapy.
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently Pass on the uniforms.
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes The jobs or the survey? But yes to both.
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it Thanks. I think.
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches Depends if they're magically animated. I mean, a real human skeleton can't support its own weight and like, what's holding the bones in place? So if there's a force that's causing them to move maybe it needs energy, protein or whatever, that it can convert from sandwiches. If there's a necromancer or whatever then maybe they can't eat sandwiches? Or maybe theyre not fully skeletal they're just disintegrated people, more like zombies? Then I guess they might still have some semblance of a working digestive system.
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards Now you're just being pedantic.
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own I dunno who yorn is, but I know I'd prefer a 100% guarantee of no dreams. At least when everyone's swapping I know I'm not going crazy.
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here You are asking the wrong guy.
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation The last time I was here everyone was inhabiting each others' central nervous system, pretty sure the brain share comes in all sorts of fun flavors.
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know I wanna know. I think we should all wanna know.
11a) &, why or why not Because what if you keep this shit a secret and then it's someone who's not even on board with us? Getting (for instance) your dreams is weird and awkward but it's not significant. If I'm tapping into Smiley or dead crew or whatever that's a whole different thing.
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary Does this answer encompass like, all of Support? How many of you are there these days anyway?
12) how are some people getting out of this These questions are getting increasingly abstract and I feel like Edgeworth is rolling in his space grave. Or whatever.
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown What the hell
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm What the hell.
14) have you ever worked in a lab I've done school science in the school lab.
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part) Not memorably.
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve Blue shells, tears, and broken friendship. Don't open that door.
14c) carts? Yeah. Also karts.
15) any good at arm wrestling No.
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling No.
16) what does any of this matter You're the one writing the survey, dude. If you want people to take the time to give you this information, maybe you should make more of an effort to make it clear why it matters. Just saying.
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor I'm pretty sure you already asked this so I'm done.
18) can dogs get headaches Maybe if they had to read this survey.
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)

[doggedly]

oh hullo again


4) - 4a) dont worry well be having the survey again ;)
6) this is a frightenignly well thought out answer & im not sure i expected that
6ia) welcome wagon how so. actual wagon not necessary i assume but please describe for Supports records
8) second seriously frighteningly well thought out answer & second round of me not being quite sure i expected that. only there really arent necromancers per se are there. & if there were they wouldnt BE skeletons they might just create skeletons as per films. unless you mean that the necromancer wouldnt allow them sandwiches in which case, cruel
8a) its not pedantic its a real question. heard of the void?
8b) what if it was curry & not sandwiches
9) no dreams at all? what if yorn had the best dreams. anyways you can prove that youre not going crazy by asking around thats what interest were gauging here
9b) this is a fair point
10) - 11) - 11a) & a bit of 9) so wahts yours been then
11b) but im not Support acutally 0:) SEC
12) edgeworth would love this secretly
13) - 13a) - 13b) - 13c) so thats a no then
14a) what is a kart what is the significance of the k
16) question is objective
17) worm is important

look you cant skip the end
at least 19 & 20

[alsohawkeye]

1) your name
kate bishop

2) your occupation
flight/agr/etc.

3) # of pets
1 dog formerly known as diablo

4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;)
;) ;)

4a) any of them from dating survey
I think I missed that one

5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
I don't think I was scary, if I were scary people would've been working out of fear.

6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
We don't need more jobs we need more people doing the jobs we have. But someone who can actually cut hair well would be really nice

6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
what you don't love unflattering monotone jumpsuits???

7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
yes

7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
yes

8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
Don't be prejudiced Sirius of course a skeleton can eat a sandwich if it wants to

8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
Probably to take a post-lunch nap

9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
it's kind of a nice change of pace actually

9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
I guess? It makes some sense

9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
mmmmagic

10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
I don't know. depends on the dream I guess?

11a) &, why or why not
it's kind of fun to try to guess?

11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
ok

12) how are some people getting out of this
are people getting out of this? how do you know?

13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
thankfully no

13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
i would mock you for seeing the worm

14) have you ever worked in a lab
not unless you count school

14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
no

14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
i don't know why it's a k, that's just how go-karts are spelled. it's a driving game

14c) carts?
sort of

15) any good at arm wrestling
yes

15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
yes

16) what does any of this matter
I have no idea

17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
again, no

18) can dogs get headaches
probably

19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
why choose when spunes has both

20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
before you go to sleep, throw up and take a vitamin

21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
not really?

21a) which & why
do you?

22) describe your perfect date
dating is overrated

23) have you ever used the complaint box
no

24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
no

25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
only a couple

26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
don't we kind of already know why?

26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
???

27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
why are they monopolizing all the hovercarts??

[doggedly]

3) i like your dog
4) :(
4a) you didnt i put you on it
5) you were a bit scary it was great
remus agrees
6) i can cut hair
6a) i love them i wear mine all the time
are you tired of the colour we could probably change it
8) right i know it can & i know this cos the skeleton told me
8a) the sandwich though where does the sandwich go. & does it count as a nap if hes not got any eyelids
9b) wrong here
11a) have you guessed right at all yet ?
12) this was a trick question i was hoping someone would volunteer that they were getting out of it
13c) :( :( :( so youre cruel as well
14) have you played the driving game
15a) me?
19) thats not the point the point is weve got to know
20) not helping
22) agreed here
24) what if the box distributed sweets & headpats
26) do we really know why ?

27) AGREED HERE

[canevenlift]

1) liam
2) none
3) none
4) no
5) sort of
6) idk
6a) why
7) idk
8) no
9) yeah
9a) idk
10) don't want to know
11a) you skipped a number?
12) idk
13) no
13c) what?
14) no
14a) no
14b) it's a racing game
14c) cars
15) yeah
15a) depends
16) it doesn't
17) no
18) depends
19) ke$ha
20) no
21) kinda
21a) oxygen garden because it's nice
22) at home
23) no
24) maybe
25) a few times
26) what's with the mario kart?
27) you should write better surveys

[doggedly]

BETTER SURVEY.

1) can you write a survey
2) will you write a survey
3) when will you write a survey
4) are you any good at surveys
5) have you writetn a survey before or are you just uselessly critical without putting forth any effort - & if so why
6) can you write a complex sentence of 20 words or more - & if so do it
7) can you write a poem - & if so do it (please note: limericks absolutely count)
8) name four skills that you have that no one else does
9) dyou like racing games - & if not then why not
10) dyou know what a blue shell is
11) whats wrong with you that you would choose ke$ha
12) had any dreams lately ? tell me about them

good choice on the gardens though

[ontheline]

1) Maes Hughes, but just Hughes'll do.
2) Ex-investigations, now communications??
3) No pets! What a crying shame.
4) None! I'm a happily married man, and my wife wouldn't appreciate it.
5) Well, she was thoroughly insistent, but no.
6) You guys need a photographer. For posterity. Never know.
6a) Anything that isn't as gloomy as the black jumpsuits.
7) Not at all! Doing nothing at all is pointless.
7a) Untrue!
8) If you move a skeleton's jaw for it in a chewing pattern, I would say yes.
8a) Presumably on the floor. Seems kind of futile. Is this a metaphor for something?
9) It depends on the dream! Would prefer they lack monsters, sharp objects, and spiders.
9a) Potentially, yes. People appear to be transferring personal images to others.
9b) I don't know. What's your opinion?
10) I haven't really seen any myself yet. You tell me.
12) Good question.
13) I have not! That sounds disgusting. Unless it's an alien civilian here. If so, apologies, I'm sure it has a lovely personality.
14) Not specifically, no.
14a) ?????
14b) ?????
14c) ?????
15) This entirely depends, am I allowed to wrestle someone with tiny arms?
15a) I think so. Unless I'm betting something. Then no, you're on your own.
16) It matters because we could potentially have a harrowing arm-wrestling contest with the people who are plotting to kill us; you have to ask yourself, would they spare our lives if we put up a mean arm wrestling competition? Will there be prize money? Can we use said arm wrestling competition to infiltrate their enemy base, gather intel, and escape during said arm wrestling competition? What if we find that we're not so different, them and us, and we settle our differences through an overwhelming amount of respect for our abilities in arm wrestling? Hmmm.
17) You've asked this before, and it concerns me. Should we put up missing persons posters?
18) I would assume so. Some dog owners are very stupid, and I imagine the dogs hate them.
19) Both are probably very lovely and talented girls.
20) Keep drinking until you develop an iron will and a pickled liver?
21) Territorial, no. Responsibility, sure! It's my temporary house. Cleaning is mandatory.
22) Ah, well, funny you ask!!! Let me tell you about the WONDERFUL first date I had with my gorgeous, overwhelmingly intelligent wife! AH, I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY! We went to a parade in Central after I had decided to court her, and she had been so BEAUTIFUL that I nearly ran into a pole, and then I took her dancing at a lovely little place just on the corner of the street where you could see the sunset from the gardens just right —

[There are pages and pages about this date, just so you know.

He's forgotten to finish the other questions.]

ADORABLE

[doggedly]

3) would you like a pet
4) good for you :|b stay strong
5) was it cos you already had taken your job in communcations
5a) dyou consider yoruself a good communicator by the way i think you are
just an initial impression but your massive date response leads me to believe yes
6) ill ahve Support make a note but all these devicer thingers have got cameras in them you know
so really were all photographers
comm + photographer
SEC + photographer
Support + photographer
8a) it is a meatphor actually well spotted
9) well answered
9b) n/a but its not magic so dont give that lazy answer
10) arm wrestling & karts & pizza its not that bad honestly
13) it hasnt & it isnt but it does eat vegetables so the gardnes really better watch themselves
15) yes you are allowed to arm wrestle someone with tiny arms
16) well theres no money in space first off. but i like the bit where we infiltrate that sounds very daring. i dunno that its possible though our infiltration is likely to be fairly obvious cos were aapparently leaving a trail of destruction in our wake. maybe ? not sure. this could be a lie. anyways so theyd see us coming a mile off & also weve not really got that great of control w/r/t choosing to land this ship. best bet is shuttles. maybe shuttles outfitted w arms
17) its a concern but no need to file a report just
stay vigilent
20) pickled liver sounds uncomfortable
21) just your room then ?

[hacker]

If I'm only going to fill out 10 questions which 10 are most important

[doggedly]

all equally important
also the survey is mandatory


why would you only choose 10 ?

[bespectacle]

I think the sandwich probably goes into some kind of magic intra-space, like how the Undetectable Extension Charm works. Like Hermione's got on her bag, and I've known quite a few wizarding families who use them for their tents and such.

I've seen some other funny space things too, I mean space as in physical... area, not the stuff we've got loads of outside. [Like you know.

The mirror that killed his godfather and didn't even leave him a body to bury, but he's trying very very, very, very, very hard not to think about that right now, and he certainly isn't going to mention it. He's trying very hard to be happy lately. The odd peripheral manifestations, the little sounds at the edges of his hearing, they keep popping out every time his mood sours.] The skeleton's magic, right?

[doggedly]

oh yeah we had a tent like that
massive bed large enough to fit a hippogriff when it went up
dead useful


sort of uncomfortable with the thought of a skeleton having a stomach like that

[hirobotics]

wow

you guys put some serious time and effort into this, huh?

[doggedly]

did we

[hybridification]

1) rhys
2) engineering
4) like a million
jk zero :(
6) something businessy. we need a currency system, this 'cigarettes and booze' barter system is so stupid and backwards
6a) oh i like this question. something snappy. pinstripes? hexagons. see my outfit for details.
7) are you depressed? do you need to talk to a therapist?
9) no comment
13) gross.
15) i have a robot arm. i could kick anyone's ass in arm wrestling
16) okay seriously do you need a therapist? i amend my earlier answer to say that this ship needs therapists and you should probably see one
22) my date gives me 10 million dollars and a promotion
23) we have a complaint box???
24) i want to use that. i have so many complaints
26) seriously dude. you. therapy. now.
27) lame

[doggedly]

4) thats sad mate
6) excellent suggestion dyou want to be in charge of that
6a) picture please
7) no are you
9) why no comment
13) is that a no then
15) what about another robot. also what makes it a robot arm. also picture please
16) no do you ?
22) promotion or 'promotion' ;) ;) ;)
why are you dating someone who can give you a promotion anyways
is that how you play
23) oh we have got a complaint box
24) would you use it with or without head patting & sweet dispensory function ? would those functions make a difference in your continued / initial use
26) you see weirdly obsessed with therapy i think its actually you that needs to go
27) :E

[acapriciousthing]

Well question 8 is a little rude, isn't it?

If you must know, it's a minor reality warping effect that lingers even here just like being able to walk through walls.

[doggedly]

is it

is that second bit menat to answer 8a)
cos im still not certain that it did

[romancekiller]

that's a lot of questions. are all those really that relevant? [mostly because she doesn't get some of them and also because they don't seem relevant to the ship either]

[doggedly]

i dunno
Support put out the survey not me
i only did as i was so kindly asked & administered



i mean tehy wouldnt have asked if they werent all important / relevant