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Sirius Black ([personal profile] doggedly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2015-06-22 08:25 pm

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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT
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[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-06-24 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
I think the sandwich probably goes into some kind of magic intra-space, like how the Undetectable Extension Charm works. Like Hermione's got on her bag, and I've known quite a few wizarding families who use them for their tents and such.

I've seen some other funny space things too, I mean space as in physical... area, not the stuff we've got loads of outside.
[Like you know.

The mirror that killed his godfather and didn't even leave him a body to bury, but he's trying very very, very, very, very hard not to think about that right now, and he certainly isn't going to mention it. He's trying very hard to be happy lately. The odd peripheral manifestations, the little sounds at the edges of his hearing, they keep popping out every time his mood sours.]
The skeleton's magic, right?
bespectacle: (easy)

pretend i didn't accidentally a veil into a mirror ok

[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-06-24 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure!

Have you got a skeleton that likes sandwiches?
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[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-06-25 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well I mean maybe not to accio.

But I feel like curry's got to be harder to wash out.



Are you serious? There's a skeleton fancies Indian up here?


[He sounds enraptured. He is.]
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[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-06-27 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Blimey. I think I'm beginning to understand.

What's this skeleton's name? Has he got one?
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[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-06-28 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Is that what his mum named him or has it got some other reasoning?
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[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-06-30 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well I mean is he a skeleton, or.

I mean if he's Death then...


[...then Harry has, frequently, on this person, a personal belonging inherited from his father that the guy might be missing. You know. Awkward situation, a little.]
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[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-07-01 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true. They had a cat party.

[They can't be that bad then.]

For some reason that reminds me, [or at least Sirius' funnily glibe attitude toward DEATH ITSELF (him and herselves?) remind him.] Not to get wildly off topic, but what are these 'faces' you've been developing?
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[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-07-02 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha what on Earth

Your faces have got limbs.

Are there any wizard ones, like holding a wand?
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[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-07-04 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'S BRILLIANT. I don't even know how you come up with that stuff, considering the Internet hadn't come around just yet.

I don't remember your ears flopping down that much but I haven't seen you do your thing in awhile.
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private also;

[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-07-10 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
OH sorry about that. Didn't have a clue.

Who knows?

Can you actually wink, as a dog
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THEN PUBLIC .. but replying to this comment, to avoid even more confusing branching

[personal profile] bespectacle 2015-07-10 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, McGonagall implied something about a dodgy-looking piercing once.

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