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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity
1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
signed,
SUPPORT
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity
1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
signed,
SUPPORT
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15iib) i did like the pziza though & motorbike even if interaction was limited
15iiib) arm wrestling slightly exciting
15iv) but still!
22a) good cos well be having it Support has heard your cries
22ia) good making a note of that for your dating survey thank you
28) are you joking
= is sleeves
3 and E are hands
coming togeher to shake
its right there
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15iib) no not really.
15iiib) arm wrestling is pretty fun.
22a) good, support will have an unlimited amount of gratitude.
22ia) wait what dating survey?
28) but if that's the case then the hands only have three fingers.
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15ivb) so i shouldnt challenge you
22ia) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
28) its representative
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15ivb) afraid of losing?
22ia) that isn't much of an answer.
28) still not seeing it but ok.
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name time & place
22ia) its interpretive
how would you interpret that
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
28) are you joking
come off it
3=
look its ahand reaching toward the left
or possibly the right depending on how youre orienting your thinger
[orienting your thinger that's what she said--but he doesn't actually write that out, just adds it, aloud.
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15ivb) sec office. lunch break.
22ia) y e s?
just didn't think that whole dating thing was still going.
28) from the way the comm is oriented right now it looks more like something coming out of someone's ass.
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youre on regardless
22ia) course its still going
were all still human arent we
[and then a brief pause to consider that claim]
28) if youre looking maybe
are you looking for something coming out of someones ass
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22ia) well no not all of us.
but not going to judge if that's a thing that people like to do.
28) suppose it could be something going in someone's ass
depending on how you look at it.
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16ivb) good for you :)b
next one of those then
22ia) really what that measns is we all have feeligns/desires/&c.
unless you dont for some reason
28) ah so thats what youre looking for
i see
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22ia) no definitely have those things.
just not really considered human, personally speaking.
28) was not looking for anything.
can't help that that's what it looks like.
perhaps you should've used something that looks more like a hand.
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28) youd have to have been trying for something anyways
i mean i see it now that im looking but im looking
key point there
anyways you do better if youre so clever
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28) there aren't enough letters or numbers to make a better handshake.
it's just stupid.
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partial robot
28) its not stuipid how else are you meant to communicate a handshake via texts
im not about to write out HANDSHAKE every time
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28) handshakes are overrated anyway.
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is this why you dont like handshakes
is it the hands
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[Oh.
[Never mind, then.]
no it's not the hands.
entire skeletal structure is though so
suppose it's close.
but it's not the reason.
don't have a reason.
don't need a reason.
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robotic skeleton
theyve got a film like that in the media library you know
robotic skeleton
he wears sunglasses & i think hes got a thing against handshakes as well
relations ?
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probably not?
never heard of anything like that.
is it actually called robotic skeleton?
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film isnt in english
i extrapolated that it was a robotic skeleton
maybe hes only a robot
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wouldn't there at least be a translation available?
are you sure he's even a robot or did you just surmise that yourself because of the language barrier?
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dyou think theres space trolls out there
& thats what i surmised yes
they repeated a few words here & there but i never did regular troll much less space troll
i mena he had robotic bones under his flesh
easy surmision
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wouldn't know either way though.
curious about this film now.
don't suppose you'd be able to find it again?
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you bring the space crisps
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no pineapple
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