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Sirius Black ([personal profile] doggedly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2015-06-22 08:25 pm

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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT
mikangirl: (check mah ponytail)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-06-26 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
all kinds of heavy lifting deferred to others wherever possible

[There's a brief delay in that response because she's laughing at the leprechaun comment. Ah. Continuing.]

no they eat it just fine I'm not sure how that works
magical devil fruit power I guess
they eat whatever is put in front of them and talk through eating and get crumbs and stuff everywhere
that kind of bad table manners

ke$ha sounds very pretentious
how many of these questions do you seriously want an answer to?


[She's kind of noticed a couple that stand out.]

mikangirl: (o rly)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-06-27 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
no he just spits them across the table because he talks with his mouth full
I've never seen anything drop out of his ribs I'm kind of happy about that

never done any surveys before but I'm not sure Support hinges anything important on whether I like ke$sha or not
mikangirl: (that's my idiot)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-06-28 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I think we already covered that I don't
unless you're going to say she's so terrible that Support is kicking anyone who likes her off the ship
mikangirl: (you don't say)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-06-30 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[And much, much later, because she didn't know there was music on this thing and she gets thoroughly distracted:]

is that even a human voice
it sounds weird
and atrocious
this music is terrible my sksleton has better taste
mikangirl: (derp)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-07-01 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
he walks around on his own yes
plays the violin mostly some piano too
he's very musical he loves it a lot he came from a musical crew

I think most would prefer him over ke$ha
I can't see him liking ke$ha

mikangirl: (pfft)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-07-03 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's laughing over here.]

no normal pirates
well as normal as musical pirates can be
he's not with them anymore
he didn't used to be a skeleton either

it's a long story
mikangirl: (oh yeah that isn't good)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-07-08 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
most stories begin the same

...who??
mikangirl: (you don't say)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-07-10 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. Nobody she cares about, then. Damn.]

well that sounds stereotypical
is he a jerk
mikangirl: (heh)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-07-12 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I know a lot of pirates without hooks
I myself have managed to keep all my body parts
which is good for everyone involved I'm sure

what's his name?
mikangirl: (eh what can you do)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-07-14 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'll leave the skeletal and musical bits to someone else. I'm a cute pirate. [Best kind, obviously.]

...that doesn't surprise me. It's lame, but in our world we've got a Blackbeard, a Whitebeard, Red Hair, Straw Hat... you can guess what their defining characteristic is
government is not very imaginative

though oddly Whitebeard doesn't have a beard he only has a giant mustache
maybe he had one when he was young
mikangirl: (you're cute)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-07-16 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
probably a better one than the one I got
you can just call me Nami
I'm not a pirate captain I'm just an innocent navigator


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