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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity
1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
signed,
SUPPORT
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity
1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
signed,
SUPPORT
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2) security
3) zero
4) zero for powerful lack of trying
4a) well they aren't not from it what with existing purely in potentia
5) thought she seemed charming and sensible
6) survey editor
6a) color-coded assels.
7) doesn't everything sweetpea
8) a skeleton could theoretically place a sandwich inside itself which is visually similar but messy and pointless
8a) no where special
9) mine were getting a bit dull and same-y
9b) sweet dreams are made of these.
13c) seems unproductive
14) once or twice
14a) quite a few times
14b) a silly one
14c) carts.
15) yes.
15a) and in a variety of other sporting activities.
16) couldn't say.
17) no.
18) they can get cancer.
19) the clash.
20) go back in time to before the drinking and drink a great mess of water first, during, after/
21) there's a vampire i'm nominally responsible for apparently
21a) i let him live
22) april 25th
23) no
24) no
25) once, had to be done
26) mario kart really
27) supportive!
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2) me as well hullo
4a) dont worry well have another soon
5) bit scary as well? & if so - good or bad ?
6) nah surveys are perfect as they are but thanks
6a) assels ?
8) very well observed but i think he actually might use his teeth & apparently prefers curry
8a) have you heard about the void
9b) have they actually been sweet
13c) THANK YOU
14) - 14a) did you discuss motorbikes & what sort of pizza. follow up, what is your faovurite sort of pizza
14c) so whats the k stand for then
15a) such as
18) didnt aska bout cancer did i asked about headaches
19) EXCELLENT ive only just heard them & there isnt much on spunes at all its disappointing
19a) but if you HAD to choose
20) no time turner :( anything else
21) do i want to know how that happens or dose 21a) sort of imply how that happens
22) why
25) theyre suprisingly comfortable you know
26) its important i think
27) WELL ANSWERED
all well answered actually you will recieve a reward for your cooperation
support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
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welsh as hell. & irish. in case of rebellious uprising hold onto your fucking knickers.
re: 5: did charming and sensible not cover that? ought have.
you know what nipple tassels are, son?
the void in science? dropped by.
you don't kill something that probably ought to be killed, you're sort of obliged to keep an eye on the prick and make sure no one else regrets your generous yet potentially stupid decision. also, the precious sweatervest in charge of xg objected to me dumping him in his lap and booking. v startling behaviour can't imagine his basis.
might have an ipod in my bag, which'll definitely have better music on it than fucking kesha.
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know what nipple tassels are
is that what you were suggesting in colours or is there some sort of arse version
assles
not sure where they would affix
glue ?
dropped BY or dropped IN void ?
better music such as what
have a look would you
[also making own note to permanently adopt PRECIOUS SWEATERVEST as Xavier's new title thanks very much]
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convinced mr my arm is so shiny look at my biceps to be less irresponsible with c4 and voids.
better music such as jesus christ, anything. but namely the clash. sex pistols. a bit of classic idol circa the drug addiction and everyone wanting to fuck him. bit of the stones. some joni mitchell probably. fleetwood mac. the cars. probably some spice girls and definitely a bit of daddy yankee.
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& who in the hell is mr my arm is so shiny look at my biceps
[but more important heart eyes at some of that list]
what can i give you so that youll add sex pistols to spunes
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that'd be the bloke with the shiny arm. obviously. you not keeping up over there?
box of cigars and a tac knife.
( it's worth a shot. )
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right but who IS bloke with shi
oh hang on him
hes not got a name
good choice might i also suggest LUMPY be added in there somewhere cos he is awfully
4 cigarettes
1 small regular knife
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It was that or Captain Whoops.
Nah. Don't need a regular knife and don't smoke cigarettes.
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unless thats what youre into
1 cigar & why dyou need that sort of knife specifically
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Two cigars, and reasons of versatility.
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standard size with a sharp blade
how much more versatilty does it require dyou need it to do something else
cos we might be able to work something out still
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butts in excitedly
[ He recognises that band!!!!!! Wasn't cool enough to be a big fan, but still. It's a Christmas miracle. ]
touches ur butt
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[ WHY IS EVERYONE FROM THE 2010S he will never ask because there is no answer that won't break the fourth wall. ]
The Clash. No one ever references music I've heard of.
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Sirius knows more about all of that than I do. Or he will in a year or two.
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I've lived nearly all over Britain, but never in Brixton.
Or London at all. Bit crowded for me.
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Mind you, I lived there when Brixton was a shithole with beautiful people and they've been trying the past twenty years to make it a beautiful place full of shitheads.
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