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[doggedly]

hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT

Comments

[doggedly]

bloke with the hook for the hand
cant miss him

[mikangirl]

[Well. Nobody she cares about, then. Damn.]

well that sounds stereotypical
is he a jerk

[doggedly]

it is a bit
& he is a bit


but i mean hes a pirate isnt he

[mikangirl]

I know a lot of pirates without hooks
I myself have managed to keep all my body parts
which is good for everyone involved I'm sure

what's his name?

[doggedly]

oh so youre a pirate as well! thats brilliant
musical ?
skeletal ?
whole obviously youve said that arleady


& get this his name
is hook
imaginative innit

[mikangirl]

I'll leave the skeletal and musical bits to someone else. I'm a cute pirate. [Best kind, obviously.]

...that doesn't surprise me. It's lame, but in our world we've got a Blackbeard, a Whitebeard, Red Hair, Straw Hat... you can guess what their defining characteristic is
government is not very imaginative

though oddly Whitebeard doesn't have a beard he only has a giant mustache
maybe he had one when he was young

[doggedly]

[Government??? he thinks, first, and then, privateers, right. His perception of pirates is all informed by 1970's muggle media but he is still English thanks and has at least heard, in passing, of Sir Francis Drake (from a muggle girl in a pub once and they were both pretty pissed but

the point remains)]

maybe his beard grows in time of trouble
hair from moustache all reroutes down to sprout upon chin instead

so what are you called
Cuteface the Pirate ?

[mikangirl]

probably a better one than the one I got
you can just call me Nami
I'm not a pirate captain I'm just an innocent navigator

[Extremely innocent.]

[doggedly]

well isnt that lucky for us
whatever would we do with more pirates



are you a navigator for pirates nami

[mikangirl]

I'm a navigator period

I might happen to navigate for pirates right now that is true

[doggedly]

how interesting


andhow did a nice girl like you end up navigating for pirates eh

[mikangirl]

very long story
and one I probably wouldn't give to anonymous survey makers
unless your name really is SUPPORT

[doggedly]

im not anonymous at all
im sirius black miss pleasure to meet you


0:)

[mikangirl]

I see
well it's nice to meet you

... what does 0:) mean

[...backwater people and their lack of understanding of emoticons, man.]

[doggedly]

[SMH, Sirius would think, but he only got the education in emoji and not in textspeak, so he doesn't actually think it.]

angelic face
suggests innocence & trustworthiness & good intentions

0:)
0 is halo

[mikangirl]

[...huh. Flipping her comm to the side.

Well, that's cute.]

I'll have to remember that
what a useful way of saying you can be trusted
I shall have to use it often

[doggedly]

right
modern muggle communcation is a marvel innit
theyve got a little symbol for everything


jsut be careful cos sometimes people think that youre using 0:) sarcasitcaly
or else they say that they dont trust it
whcih is ridicluous as it was designed to be trusted

[mikangirl]

by some people do you mean all people
because there are so many untrusting people in the world
it's very sad

:(

[Fast study.]

[doggedly]

[so pleased]

its so true
:(

& i think it's getting worse every day
:( :(

i personally am accused so often
:( :( :(

really wears down on the spirit you know & makes you wonder just what is mankind coming to when we cant trust one another
:( :( :( :(

[mikangirl]

I know! Especially when you're so dependable and trustworthy
you even write long and relevant surveys out of the goodness of your heart
which I'm still not filling in by the way

[doggedly]

:(

:(

:,(

[doggedly]

i thought we were kindred spirits
youre breaking my heart you know

not even one answer

[mikangirl]

is that meant to be a teardrop
crybaby
also you're not very observant
I've answered six


six and a half if we consider lady gaga wins by default because ke$ha sounds abysmal

[doggedly]

answered 6 & issued a flat refusal
thats not very sporting of you


8,,,,,,,(

[doggedly]

though you do get extra points for lady gaga shes MASSIVELY better than ke$ha in ever way


well done you