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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT

Comments

[doggedly]

oh well
know whats good for laziness ?
















filling out surveys

[hacker]

I can pick ten of my own.

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mandatory 13 - 15 (including all a b & c), 19, 20, 22


otherwise your choice

[hacker]

13) No worms here.
13a) no
13b) n/a
13c) No, it sounds super cool and I want to know more.
14) Does being adjacent to a lab count?
14a) Yes (don't tell Fitzsimmons)
14b) It's Mario. Driving go-karts. Were you raised in a barn?
14c) Yes.
15) Come find out.
15a) Are you even a grown man?
19) ke$ha
20) tomato juice and a hot shower
22) That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

[doggedly]

13c) you wouldnt if you saw it
13ia) i mean tehyre harmless but yechk
14) is adjacent the same as in ?
14i) then no
14a) what sort of pizza
14b) london actually but similar level of conversation as goes on in barns
shite was less physical more conversational
14c) so whats the k stand for you in your opinon
15) all right
15a) what sort of a question is this
19) wrong here though
20) tomato juice in hot shower, previous to hot shower, or shower of hot tomato juice
22) start a club

[doggedly]

[And then, after a slight pause]

fitzsimmons
singular or split

[hacker]

Might as well be singular. They're pretty much psychically linked, but two people. Leo Fitz. Jemma Simmons. You know em?

14c) It stands for the thirst to be relevant and hip with youth.
15a) :)
20) Tomato juice previous to hot shower btw. Settles your stomach.
22) You need a better pick-up line.

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thought as much & absoluetly yes
we explored a void together
miss simmons is also unafraid of boggarts im told
& mr fitz is jumpers

[Is. Not a typo.]

brilliant both of them

14c) khip i see
15a) >:(
have i got to defend my name agaisnt you
20) thanks very much for clarification now follow up question: dyou know what banana bags / minerals in a bag are & what they would have to do with blood & hangovers
22) please that wasnt a pickup line
i can do loads better than that
its just that youre about the 700th person to answer wiht that

[hacker]

Strictly speaking, pretty sure it would be Dr. Fitz and Dr. Simmons. But mostly we just call them Fitzsimmons.
when you say void do you mean black hole or something on the ship or is this going in a sex direction because only 2 of those are events i want details on.

15a) Um obviously you do.
20) banana bags are like nutrient IV drips. they stick a needle in your arm and get you all your vitamins that way, plus it hydrates you. dehydration is the #1 cause of hangover pain.
22) you're seriously trying to tell me "describe your perfect date" wasn't supposed to be a pick up line? Come on.

[doggedly]

do they mind being a portmanteau
& ill tell you
f you tell me which you want details on


15a) accepted
time & place
20) hang on theyre actually a thing
enough so that you recognise them
what the hell have bananas got to do with any of that
22) think i cant plan my own & ive got to cheat ?
come off it
im better than that

[hacker]

I've heard no complaints. It's like Brangelina (except way more awkward and adorable). After a certain point, you just accept your destiny as a single unit.
Anyway I obviously don't want details on the sex you may or may not have had with Simmons I would ask her for that so void deets pls.

15a) bar on 010, 24 hrs from this exact moment. y/n?
20) Idk, bananas have nutrients I guess. But yes they're great but like who's gonna go to that effort for a hangover. That's like, blacked out drunk, got taken away in a hospital and had my stomach pumped levels of recovery.
22) Barring evidence to the contrary, that's exactly what I think. :)

[doggedly]

[Somewhere, Sirius says Brangelina aloud to himself. It does not help to give the word any meaning.]

thanks for the tip ill give it a go next time
& good choice ! thats the one that happened
THE VOID
i was made to take photos but its the sort of thing youreally ought to experience for yourself & you can see it for yousrelf if you like
the lab is still there
massive endless you can chuck anything in there & get it out again
trouble is it soetimes falls
or rises
or stays right where it is
m e n t a l


15a) ill see if i can find a clock in order to clock that miss
in other words YOURE ON
20) have you had
22) is that so
see 15a
& get ready contrary evidence

[hacker]

Holy crap!!! And it's still there in the lab? Does anybody know where it leads? Have any pEOPLE gone in? Did they come back out?

p.s. yes banana bag once not for hangover but I had a machine breathing for me so i couldn't eat it was horrible do not recommend. Probably less horrible when not in the hospital for legitimate reasons. Long story.

p.s.s. you're ON. see you there. I'm the cute one.

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still there yeah
doesnt lead anywhere cos it isnt really anything properly as far as we can tell
& yes people have gone in
stuck hands feet &c.
youll have to ask to see if theyve come out again though

p.s. - how in the hell does a machine breathe for you do i want to know

p.s.s. - me too
conicidentally

[hacker]

K I'll ask around xenogen.

& It breathes for you because the doctor sticks a big tube down your throat while you're unconscious, and it pumps air in to inflate your lungs. ~Modern medicine.~

And now that you know my medical history and we're going to arm wrestle, I'm Skye.

[doggedly]

oh no dont bother with them
i can tell you myself

& that sounds horrific all that tubing and
eurgh
leave inflation for tyres &c.




& im sirius black who now knows you rather well weirdly
looking forward to arm wrestling though

[hacker]

Well I'm looking forward to kicking your ass at arm wrestling and hearing more about the void, Sirius.

[ And not talking more about that time she took two bullets in the gut. ]

[doggedly]

bold talk on that first bit


shall we have a bet

[hacker]

I'm listening.

[doggedly]

if you win

ill give you a free tour of the void
AND give you something really brilliant to chuck into said void
AND a drink

[hacker]

That's a generous prize pool
and if you win?

[doggedly]

when i win youll owe me

[hacker]

that's dangerous territory

[doggedly]

well it is a bet

[hacker]

[ she takes this opportunity to skim the rest of the post to threat assess. it seems like a good time. granted, everybody looks clean the first time around, but he seems to have friends and be genuine, so. she can't run around being paranoid everyone's going to turn out to be a serial killer on her. ]

all right deal. if you win, i'll owe you.