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Sirius Black ([personal profile] doggedly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2015-06-22 08:25 pm

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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT
hirobotics: (wait wait-- aaaand it's been said)

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-06-26 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
4-4a) not my job
5) still not my job
6) well, that's helpful
6a) supposedly i just did
8) you didn't define any specifics about how the skeleton would eat the sandwich, so my point still stands
9b) unless people are idiots
14a) supreme: pepperoni, ham, beef, pork sausage, Italian sausage, red onions, mushrooms, green peppers and black olives. hawaiian: ham and pineapple. your lack of pizza knowledge is kind of depressing.
14b) - 14c) then those should be called go-karts and not carts
15a) well then you were probably physically stronger than me
19) nah
20) i'll make sure to let you taste test some hydrochloric acid when we get the chance. you'll love it. it's got a great kick to it.
22) not necessarily true where i'm from. it was crazy windy around that time last year
27) you used it as an adjective to be clever. "Supportive questions" vs "questions from Support"

hirobotics: (so- pointing out one or two things)

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-06-26 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
4) - 5) i float
6) i've heard that line before
6a) sure, but aren't you supposed to pass all these answers along to someone who is in Support or something?
8) yeah but you failed to say whether the skeleton is eating this sandwich itself (like of its own volition), or if it's being forced, or if digestion should be involved, or what
9b) i'd like to think it's unlikely. i can't ever tell anymore
14a) that's depressing. and pineapple because Hawaii, i guess. i didn't invent it
14b) - 14c) i'll just relabel some signs or something. and if you knew that much, why are you bothering to ask?
15a) gummi bears, actually
20) not one of my favorite flavors
22) a line of/from what?
27) but "Supportive" isn't a separate dept, it's just a word to describe stuff that the Support dept does, ERGO doesn't make sense to capitalize it
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[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-06-28 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
4) - 5) so i hear
6a) guess that's why you're not actually in that dept
8) Betty was always very cooperative
9b) that's kind of human nature, isn't it
14a) huh. i actually don't know. probably not, and it's probably based entirely on stereotypes
14b) - 14c) learned something from your survey?
15a) whoa, do NOT knock the gummi bears, dude
20) i save it just for the people i really like
22) are there movies here?
27) are you the only one who does the random capitalizing, or are they cool with it too?
hirobotics: (hmph. perfect.)

rofl all good, all good :3

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-06-29 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
6a) uh-huh. i'm sure that's the only reason
8) pretty sure Betty's still hanging on a hook in mr iosama's 7th grade bio class
9b) sure. not all idiots
14a) whatever floats your boat, dude
14b) - 14c) i'm happy for you. really.
15a) wait, you don't know what a gummi bear is?!
22) weird how?
27) I Think I Hate You
hirobotics: (couldn't roll the eyes further back)

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-06-29 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
8) hey, i was 9. it was fun at the time
15a) dude they're so good. you're missing out
22) are they even movies, then? or just those weird abstract artsy films? OR are they space instructional videos?
27) i'm withdrawing my support from Support
hirobotics: (and i'm a monkey's uncle)

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-06-29 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
8) yeah except i can use age as an excuse. what's yours?
15a) unbelievable
22) somehow i'm not sure i want to watch any weird space movies
27) sec, too
hirobotics: (let me just give it a tweak)

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-06-30 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
8) you do for weird ones. like making surveys
15a) have you tried pineapple on pizza? cuz i think you're overreacting a little. and what did this question have anything to do with anything in the first place?
22) you got a recommendation? or two or three?
27) true, but you do :)
hirobotics: (so what if i'm a smart ass?)

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-07-01 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
8) really? how long?
15a) so you've never had pineapple and you don't wanna try it
22) ok, well what's your favorite one about?
27) you're still in SEC helping out Support with whatever this is, so. guilty by association is what they call it, i think
hirobotics: (DEAL WITH IT)

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-07-03 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
8) 39?!?! that's almost as long as rey! seriously, how have you guys not gone completely nuts with homesickness yet??
(good, btw, i wouldn't do it)
15a) it's really not that bad on pizza
22) wait. that doesn't make any sense. how is that all supposed to be one movie? that sounds like one of those crazy asian dramas that only play in the middle of the day for old ladies
chase scene sounds cool though. are the explosions well done or are they the kind where he you can practically see the green screen behind the actors?
27) how am i supposed to believe that when i don't even know your name?
hirobotics: (let me just give it a tweak)

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-07-06 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
8) seriously?
15a) there's no pineapple, but there's red meat? how's that possible?
22) so it's like a 24 hour stream of... whatever that is?
and green screens let you put in whatever bg you want in post. have you never seen one of those movies that do it really badly?
27) wow. that's the worst fake name i've ever heard
hirobotics: (feed the big brain)

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-07-06 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
8) so not only do you Randomly Capitalize, you also randomly misspell words
15a) that answers nothing, and i hate that you're right about it
22) so how long is it?
maybe i'll watch it and i'll let you know if i notice the CGI
27) no, that sounds just as dumb
hirobotics: (har har check me out)

[personal profile] hirobotics 2015-07-06 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
8) you're so weird, dude
15a) the sad thing is, i totally will
22) wow. that's an impressive title. i guess it's popular if it's got that many copies floating around here
27) is that seriously what you want me to call you? severus snape?

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