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Sirius Black ([personal profile] doggedly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2015-06-22 08:25 pm

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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT
mikangirl: (oh please)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-07-29 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
[...huh. Flipping her comm to the side.

Well, that's cute.]


I'll have to remember that
what a useful way of saying you can be trusted
I shall have to use it often
mikangirl: (...)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-07-30 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
by some people do you mean all people
because there are so many untrusting people in the world
it's very sad

:(


[Fast study.]
mikangirl: (heh)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-08-04 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! Especially when you're so dependable and trustworthy
you even write long and relevant surveys out of the goodness of your heart
which I'm still not filling in by the way
mikangirl: (sly)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-08-04 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
is that meant to be a teardrop
crybaby
also you're not very observant
I've answered six


six and a half if we consider lady gaga wins by default because ke$ha sounds abysmal
mikangirl: (pfft)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-08-04 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I never claimed to be sporting
other people do my sporting for me it's like arm wrestling
I'm a pirate I'm meant to be unsporting you know


Is lady gaga also on this music thing you sent me I will have a listen
mikangirl: (oho)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-08-05 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
you make a good point with all the advantages
I'll answer one other question you can pick it


[Trawlin through the music again...]
mikangirl: (thinking treasure thoughts)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-08-05 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[She was pretty much expecting that. Which is good, because half of those questions creep her out.]

How cunning of you
I guess just this once I will answer some other question
mikangirl: (you're cute)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-08-07 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pffft.]

That all depends
are you buying


[Well, not that drinks really cost money, but it's the principle of the thing.]
mikangirl: (heh)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-08-08 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
having drinks I suspect
though I'm not sure where any ideas
mikangirl: (thinking treasure thoughts)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-08-11 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have to make comparisons
see you in two hours, mr survey maker
mikangirl: (awkward silence goes here.)

[personal profile] mikangirl 2015-08-12 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[lmao I'm up for either-- although yeah with a totally new setting we might be better handwaving. They met, they drank, they sassed each other?]