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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity
1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
signed,
SUPPORT
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity
1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
signed,
SUPPORT
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sponsored by Support
we take work quite seriously around here
minimal drinking
thats it ?
no answers ?
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i'll answer if you tell me specifically how this stuff is used to support people here
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you cant understand on your own how learning more & udnerstanding the nature of sharing the strange details / dreams / whatever would help & support
you cant understand on your own how knowing the best hangover cure would help & support i mean really
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i guess that works
not sure if i've got an answer for your hangover problem, tho
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i mean its not precisely a hangover
you could answer the others
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1) Hiro Hamada
2) haven't picked one yet
3) none here
4) get a life
4a) that's not a thing
5) neither, actually
6) captain
6a) how do we not have any astronaut suits?
7) yep
7a) i did say yes
8) it could but why would it
8a) the floor probably
9) yep
9a) not sure
9b) it could be weird hallucinogenics being pumped into the air here. enclosed space and all
10) not really
11a) sounds kind of weird to be walk up and be like "hey i've been able to look into your brain lately, i think we need to talk"
11b) good for you
12) they probably think you're nuts
13) why would i have seen something like that
13a) nope
13b) i'd bet it'd be mutantly fast
13c) probably
14) yep
14a) all the time
14b & c) it's just a racing game, dude. relax
15) why?
15a) dude, are you challenging people to arm wrestle you?
16) i'm asking myself the same question
17) maybe
18) probably
19) what are SPUNES?
20) i think i read somewhere that ingesting a lot of vitamin B6 is supposed to help. amino acids, too
21) sort of?
21a) my room. 'cause i sleep there
22) April 15
23) didn't know there was one
24) what is it right now? an AI?
25) the only other thing i have is a sweater
26) probably, though i don't get what arm wrestling and mario kart has to do with it
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c)
27) seems like it consists entirely some bored dude in a jumpsuit asking random questions to find hangover cures
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4a) it is a thing
5) cant be neither thats not an option
6) supposedly have one
6a) supposedly have them
8) does your answer involve the fact that hes got teeth & have you cosndiered he hasnt got all the muscley bits that move the teeth
think about it
9b) doubtufl but say more
11a) so if someones got yours you dont want to know either
14a) what sort of pizza
14b) - 14c) so whats the k stand for
14d) are you any godo
15) curiosity mostly
15a) possibly this though as well. yes or no ?
19) SPUNES man edcuate yourself and ANSWER
20) arent acids bad for you
20i) distinctly remember seeing a film where it melts flesh from bones &c.
22) not the 25th ? bold & follow up question: why
23) now you do
24) network post somewhere
25) no pants ? m a t e
26) neither do i thats the point
27) t shirt & jeans actually
& its Support
these are Supportive questions
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4a) and it's a stupid thing
5) well it can be now
6) has anyone seen them?
6a) in that case, where are they, can we wear them, and can we exit the ship while wearing them
8) well if we pretend this skeleton is "magical" or something and can move without needing any musculature attached, then i think my answer still stands. alternately, you could take a skeleton, open its jaw, and shove a sandwich in, and still say that it "ate" it
9b) i just mean that if they stuck nanites in our skin, who's to say making everyone inhale some power hallucinogenic drugs that make us vulnerable to suggestion is impossible
11a) not really, no
14a) pepperoni. bbq chicken. bacon and feta cheese. mushroom. supreme. hawaiian. italian sausage.
14b) - 14c) dude, there's a difference between a cart and a kart. a cart is pushed around a grocery store, a kart has a motor attached. duh
14d) are you making addendums to your own question sets
15) wow
15a) i'm 14. what do you think
19) fine, i'm educated. and neither
20) not all acids. amino acids are biologically important organic compounds composed of amine and carboxylic acid functional groups. they're a big part of what makes up your muscles.
20i) wrong acid
22) it's not too cold and not too hot
23) woohoo.
24) then yeah, probably better off being a real box or an AI
25) there's something wrong with you
26) that might've been your only actually important question, and you totally just blew it up
27) ok to the first, but capitalizing the letter doesn't make it a Better Adjective
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5) write in not accepted; write your own survey
6) yes & no wre not actually certain
its just another one of those mysteries
6a) ask Support
8) first off magic hasnt actually got anyting to do with it
& i think your version of "ate" is awfully heavy handed with a lot of muscling involved
skeletons are dleicate creatures you know
9b) fair point here though but i think someone might ahave realised at some point especially as weve done all soerts of mad tests & had all sorts of mad things flying about in the air
sickeness &c
14a) follow up queston: define 'supreme', 'hawaiian'. others make sense. 14b) -14c) not true theres carts in Support that are not pushed about & have some sort of motorisation to them
eRGO......
15a) id have arm wreslted when i was 15 not sure of your point here
19) also not an option; write own survey
20) sure
20i) SURE
22) no thats 25 april thats not too cold & not to hot i know this one
24) thank you; Support - make a note
25) nah
26) naaaah
27) its not an Adjective its a Department
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5) still not my job
6) well, that's helpful
6a) supposedly i just did
8) you didn't define any specifics about how the skeleton would eat the sandwich, so my point still stands
9b) unless people are idiots
14a) supreme: pepperoni, ham, beef, pork sausage, Italian sausage, red onions, mushrooms, green peppers and black olives. hawaiian: ham and pineapple. your lack of pizza knowledge is kind of depressing.
14b) - 14c) then those should be called go-karts and not carts
15a) well then you were probably physically stronger than me
19) nah
20) i'll make sure to let you taste test some hydrochloric acid when we get the chance. you'll love it. it's got a great kick to it.
22) not necessarily true where i'm from. it was crazy windy around that time last year
27) you used it as an adjective to be clever. "Supportive questions" vs "questions from Support"
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6) not my fault thats the ship
6a) nah im SEC mate youll want Support for Support[ive] questions
i mean theres such a thing as interdepartmental cooperation right but theres also doing the bulk of someone else work for them
8) you do know what a skeleton is right
9b) unless that yeah
but chances of absoltuely everyone whose ever been here before you all being complete and total idiots to a man ?
unlikely
14a) im english we havent even got 31 flavours of ice cream let alone a myriad of mental pizzas
speaking of which why pineapple
14b) - 14c) tell that to the ship
anyway arent karts shaped more like cars (kars ?)
15a) are you made of sugar
19) no complaints then
20) nah i know what that one is
surprised you havent suggested a hydrochloric acid pizza though
22) its apparently a line
27) right but they ARE quetstions from Support
ergo Supportive
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6) i've heard that line before
6a) sure, but aren't you supposed to pass all these answers along to someone who is in Support or something?
8) yeah but you failed to say whether the skeleton is eating this sandwich itself (like of its own volition), or if it's being forced, or if digestion should be involved, or what
9b) i'd like to think it's unlikely. i can't ever tell anymore
14a) that's depressing. and pineapple because Hawaii, i guess. i didn't invent it
14b) - 14c) i'll just relabel some signs or something. and if you knew that much, why are you bothering to ask?
15a) gummi bears, actually
20) not one of my favorite flavors
22) a line of/from what?
27) but "Supportive" isn't a separate dept, it's just a word to describe stuff that the Support dept does, ERGO doesn't make sense to capitalize it
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6) here ? probably yeah
6a) i cant do everything
8) have you ever tried to force feed a skeleton
9b) ive met some clever people
met some real scags as well
it all depends
14a) weve all got our strengths
did they invent it in hawaii
14b) - 14c) only learnt it now actually
15a) eurgh
20) dont serve it to guests then
22) film apparently
27) and yet its a very Supportive Department
ergo.....................................................
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6a) guess that's why you're not actually in that dept
8) Betty was always very cooperative
9b) that's kind of human nature, isn't it
14a) huh. i actually don't know. probably not, and it's probably based entirely on stereotypes
14b) - 14c) learned something from your survey?
15a) whoa, do NOT knock the gummi bears, dude
20) i save it just for the people i really like
22) are there movies here?
27) are you the only one who does the random capitalizing, or are they cool with it too?
also man where did my html go sorry
8) past tense ?
9b) it is & so stands to reason that human natuer will be represented here so
not all idiots
14a) unsurprising & now even less appealing
14b) - 14c) yes actually see how useful it is!
15a) its not my fault that describing something edible as gummy is not appealing
20) awwwwww :) :) :) :)
22) course there are try the media library
theyre a bit weird though
27) actually Everyone iS doing It
rofl all good, all good :3
8) pretty sure Betty's still hanging on a hook in mr iosama's 7th grade bio class
9b) sure. not all idiots
14a) whatever floats your boat, dude
14b) - 14c) i'm happy for you. really.
15a) wait, you don't know what a gummi bear is?!
22) weird how?
27) I Think I Hate You
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15a) ive got an idea
doesnt make the word GUMMY any more appealing to eat
22) not quite right
space versions or equivlents
or just space films
27) ;]
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15a) dude they're so good. you're missing out
22) are they even movies, then? or just those weird abstract artsy films? OR are they space instructional videos?
27) i'm withdrawing my support from Support
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15a) nah never cared for jelly sweets either
22) well theres space instrucitonal films as well
but no these are actual movies
fictional & full of plot
all genres
even genres youve never heard of
go and watch for yourself nothing i say can fully describe
27) :( :( :( :,(
:,,,,,(
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15a) unbelievable
22) somehow i'm not sure i want to watch any weird space movies
27) sec, too
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15a) everyones got tastes
for example you like pineapple on bloody pizza
22) some of them are brilliant
absolutely mad
but brilliant
27) well thats just unfair really SEC has nothing to do with thios
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15a) have you tried pineapple on pizza? cuz i think you're overreacting a little. and what did this question have anything to do with anything in the first place?
22) you got a recommendation? or two or three?
27) true, but you do :)
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run out of other pursuits
15a) im not overreaciting ims aying i dont want to ruin what pizza i have with some unknown thign. cant be blamed for that. & there was pizza in a lab at one time
apparently
i didnt have anything to do with it
22) ive got a whole list i can pass off to you if you like
if youve got taste enogh to appreicate
27) no its Support
honestly
keep up !!!
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15a) so you've never had pineapple and you don't wanna try it
22) ok, well what's your favorite one about?
27) you're still in SEC helping out Support with whatever this is, so. guilty by association is what they call it, i think
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