1) Maes Hughes, but just Hughes'll do. 2) Ex-investigations, now communications?? 3) No pets! What a crying shame. 4) None! I'm a happily married man, and my wife wouldn't appreciate it. 5) Well, she was thoroughly insistent, but no. 6) You guys need a photographer. For posterity. Never know. 6a) Anything that isn't as gloomy as the black jumpsuits. 7) Not at all! Doing nothing at all is pointless. 7a) Untrue! 8) If you move a skeleton's jaw for it in a chewing pattern, I would say yes. 8a) Presumably on the floor. Seems kind of futile. Is this a metaphor for something? 9) It depends on the dream! Would prefer they lack monsters, sharp objects, and spiders. 9a) Potentially, yes. People appear to be transferring personal images to others. 9b) I don't know. What's your opinion? 10) I haven't really seen any myself yet. You tell me. 12) Good question. 13) I have not! That sounds disgusting. Unless it's an alien civilian here. If so, apologies, I'm sure it has a lovely personality. 14) Not specifically, no. 14a) ????? 14b) ????? 14c) ????? 15) This entirely depends, am I allowed to wrestle someone with tiny arms? 15a) I think so. Unless I'm betting something. Then no, you're on your own. 16) It matters because we could potentially have a harrowing arm-wrestling contest with the people who are plotting to kill us; you have to ask yourself, would they spare our lives if we put up a mean arm wrestling competition? Will there be prize money? Can we use said arm wrestling competition to infiltrate their enemy base, gather intel, and escape during said arm wrestling competition? What if we find that we're not so different, them and us, and we settle our differences through an overwhelming amount of respect for our abilities in arm wrestling? Hmmm. 17) You've asked this before, and it concerns me. Should we put up missing persons posters? 18) I would assume so. Some dog owners are very stupid, and I imagine the dogs hate them. 19) Both are probably very lovely and talented girls. 20) Keep drinking until you develop an iron will and a pickled liver? 21) Territorial, no. Responsibility, sure! It's my temporary house. Cleaning is mandatory. 22) Ah, well, funny you ask!!! Let me tell you about the WONDERFUL first date I had with my gorgeous, overwhelmingly intelligent wife! AH, I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY! We went to a parade in Central after I had decided to court her, and she had been so BEAUTIFUL that I nearly ran into a pole, and then I took her dancing at a lovely little place just on the corner of the street where you could see the sunset from the gardens just right —
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2) Ex-investigations, now communications??
3) No pets! What a crying shame.
4) None! I'm a happily married man, and my wife wouldn't appreciate it.
5) Well, she was thoroughly insistent, but no.
6) You guys need a photographer. For posterity. Never know.
6a) Anything that isn't as gloomy as the black jumpsuits.
7) Not at all! Doing nothing at all is pointless.
7a) Untrue!
8) If you move a skeleton's jaw for it in a chewing pattern, I would say yes.
8a) Presumably on the floor. Seems kind of futile. Is this a metaphor for something?
9) It depends on the dream! Would prefer they lack monsters, sharp objects, and spiders.
9a) Potentially, yes. People appear to be transferring personal images to others.
9b) I don't know. What's your opinion?
10) I haven't really seen any myself yet. You tell me.
12) Good question.
13) I have not! That sounds disgusting. Unless it's an alien civilian here. If so, apologies, I'm sure it has a lovely personality.
14) Not specifically, no.
14a) ?????
14b) ?????
14c) ?????
15) This entirely depends, am I allowed to wrestle someone with tiny arms?
15a) I think so. Unless I'm betting something. Then no, you're on your own.
16) It matters because we could potentially have a harrowing arm-wrestling contest with the people who are plotting to kill us; you have to ask yourself, would they spare our lives if we put up a mean arm wrestling competition? Will there be prize money? Can we use said arm wrestling competition to infiltrate their enemy base, gather intel, and escape during said arm wrestling competition? What if we find that we're not so different, them and us, and we settle our differences through an overwhelming amount of respect for our abilities in arm wrestling? Hmmm.
17) You've asked this before, and it concerns me. Should we put up missing persons posters?
18) I would assume so. Some dog owners are very stupid, and I imagine the dogs hate them.
19) Both are probably very lovely and talented girls.
20) Keep drinking until you develop an iron will and a pickled liver?
21) Territorial, no. Responsibility, sure! It's my temporary house. Cleaning is mandatory.
22) Ah, well, funny you ask!!! Let me tell you about the WONDERFUL first date I had with my gorgeous, overwhelmingly intelligent wife! AH, I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY! We went to a parade in Central after I had decided to court her, and she had been so BEAUTIFUL that I nearly ran into a pole, and then I took her dancing at a lovely little place just on the corner of the street where you could see the sunset from the gardens just right —
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He's forgotten to finish the other questions.]