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Sirius Black ([personal profile] doggedly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2015-06-22 08:25 pm


hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity

1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)

thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-24 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
5) No, not especially. Maybe admirable when it's deserved.
19) Hot and dangerous.
8a) & 11b) Ask everyone on your next poll.
19) If you’re one of us, then roll with us.
13c) I'm still waiting for worms in my bed.
19) Because we make the hipsters (?) fall in love.
14a) & 14ia) I'll make sure we advertise for one in the next welcome post.
19) And we've got our hot pants on & up.
14c) Knight Carts could be fun.
19) And yes of course we does. (?)
17) :)
19) We're running this town just like a club.
18) I'll ask Mr Pendleton to assign me to ear-scratching duty.
19) No, you don’t wanna mess with us.
20) There might be. There are all sorts of things in the gardens.
19) Got Jesus on my necklace.
27) If I kept your schedule would that mean I could make you follow one?
Edited 2015-06-24 04:24 (UTC)
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-24 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
oh oh oh oh oh
True poetry.

13c) That's disgusting but not much more disgusting than it would be otherwise.
14c) Yes.
20) Have you heard of banana bags?
27) I suspect not & am left wondering what the point would be of you having a secretary when you already tell me to make a note of everything you think ought to be remembered.
14c) We have carts & could make lances.
& shells & mushrooms? ????
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-24 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sexy voice, for an exaggerated and breathy definition of sexy. ]

I'm still waiting for worms in my bed.

[ and while he's here: ]

It's not bananas at all. It's minerals in a bag. They use a needle to put them in your blood.
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-25 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No one is putting anything in my blood. I'm not the one with a hangover.
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-25 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. For your hangover.
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-28 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
I can imagine them. I can hear them in your voice—I'm not talking about your blood. I'm talking about hangover cures.

The bags are yellow. That's why they're called banana bags.
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-29 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
They must transfigured them into liquids somehow.
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-29 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well—yes, but only because it's relevant to curing hangovers. I don't go around striking up conversations about your blood and what ought to be put into it.
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-07-02 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Despite the content his voice sounds a little bit like :c ]

Could do a rocky banana ear scratcher.
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-07-02 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ c: ]

We can discuss it later, then.
Edited 2015-07-02 19:16 (UTC)