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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT

Comments

[ex_question191]

6. OK so remember Wheatley used to have that booth every jump where you could ask questions about space? And Petrelli used to do something like that too, just sit there, greet people. It's a place people can check in and ask for directions, or how many jumps they missed, or if everyone else had the same creepy hallucination. Then there used to be posts to the network with all the FAQs and stuff. That could be the same person, or team, or whatever. The rest of the time they could work a normal job.

8. Yeah I figure the necromancers would have the skeletons bring them the sandwich to eat? Or something? Like the skeleton is being animated by their power so it doesn't need a sandwich. While if it's powered independently or whatever? Maybe it needs to "eat".

I haven't heard of the void.

My answer basically works for any food or ... anything skeleton magic can convert to energy, like maybe they can eat metal and stuff. That would be pretty cool.

10 etc. N/A

12. Edgeworth would get all fussy at you about your typing and like, getting accurate data, because he'd be mad people want to answer twenty thousand irrelevant questions when you write them but make fun when he does. But he'd enjoy getting to be fussy so you're probably right.

13 etc. Did you see a worm?

14. A gocart is basically a racer kids build out of whatever. A kart is a video game's mini car with a bunch of weird powers and abilities and like 50cc throttle. It's mostly stylistic.

I got bored. 19 I guess Kesha, 20 I would say drink lots of water and take some vitamins.

Also since when is there a complaints box?