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Sirius Black ([personal profile] doggedly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2015-06-22 08:25 pm

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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT
circumitus: This is drunk and confused... (this is worse than naked and afraid)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-06-24 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
14a) if you say so.
15) - 15a) they're very different.
15ia) just to name a few: fire on a ship - not the tranquility - that seems like it was under assault. getting shot. being intimate with a woman who has a questionable idea on fidelity.
22) :\
22a) suppose we could.
22ia) are you suggesting a hypothetical pizza date, or what?

28) and this is how a trend is born.
circumitus: - XOXO dad (time to smoke my breakfast)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-06-25 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
15ia) are you jealous that you didn't get to make out with a lady and got mario kart, pizza, and arm wrestling instead?
22a) don't see any reason not to give space pizza a chance.
22ia) sure.

28) not seeing the handshake part.
circumitus: I ONLY KNOW HOLA. (EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-06-25 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
15ia) maybe just a little.
15iib) no not really.
15iiib) arm wrestling is pretty fun.
22a) good, support will have an unlimited amount of gratitude.
22ia) wait what dating survey?


28) but if that's the case then the hands only have three fingers.
circumitus: Insert Warmer song lyrics here. (just made out with the bride...)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-06-26 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
15iiib) you could say that.
15ivb) afraid of losing?
22ia) that isn't much of an answer.



28) still not seeing it but ok.
circumitus: There's my chippy! (where's my chippy?)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-06-27 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Probably for the best because she would totally not get that reference, sob.]

15ivb) sec office. lunch break.
22ia) y e s?
just didn't think that whole dating thing was still going.


28) from the way the comm is oriented right now it looks more like something coming out of someone's ass.
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-06-27 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
16ivb) of course. [How about we just pretend I actually know how specific that break time is and so does Rey and assume she is able to give said time here?]
22ia) well no not all of us.
but not going to judge if that's a thing that people like to do.



28) suppose it could be something going in someone's ass
depending on how you look at it.
Edited 2015-06-27 17:58 (UTC)
circumitus: even drones can fly away.... the queen is their slave... (chill out big head)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-06-29 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
16ivb) game on then.
22ia) no definitely have those things.
just not really considered human, personally speaking.



28) was not looking for anything.
can't help that that's what it looks like.
perhaps you should've used something that looks more like a hand.
circumitus: (hook me up with the drugs dog)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-06-30 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
22ia) in that physiologically some parts are cloned organic tissue to resemble human and other parts are more machine like. that way.


28) there aren't enough letters or numbers to make a better handshake.
it's just stupid.
circumitus: This is drunk and confused... (this is worse than naked and afraid)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-07-02 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
22ia) exactly like that.


28) handshakes are overrated anyway.
circumitus: I ONLY KNOW HOLA. (EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-07-02 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
why would it be offensi

[Oh.

[Never mind, then.]


no it's not the hands.
entire skeletal structure is though so
suppose it's close.

but it's not the reason.
don't have a reason.
don't need a reason.
circumitus: tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. don't do it, man... (no i know her type)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-07-02 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
relations with the person in the film you saw?
probably not?

never heard of anything like that.
is it actually called robotic skeleton?
circumitus: its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. he has a lazy eye for christ sakes. (your girlfriend is a south jersey whore)

[personal profile] circumitus 2015-07-06 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
what language is it in then?
wouldn't there at least be a translation available?


are you sure he's even a robot or did you just surmise that yourself because of the language barrier?

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