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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity
1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
signed,
SUPPORT
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity
1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
signed,
SUPPORT
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15a) so you've never had pineapple and you don't wanna try it
22) ok, well what's your favorite one about?
27) you're still in SEC helping out Support with whatever this is, so. guilty by association is what they call it, i think
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so thats 39 jumps for me
& i could officially tell you to treat your elder with respect if i wanted to
(i dont want to)
15a) no ive HAD pineapple as pineapple the way it was intended
22) best one is absolutely the one aboutr the bloke who travels backwards in time to kill his own mother before she spawns his brother
only it turns out shes not his mother shes his sister
& hes his own brother
& the space station theyre on is about to explode & do his jbo for him but he falls in love with his fathers second wife cos this is before shes lost her skin toa cid
only she doesnt love him & shes also come back from teh future & shes an assassin & the true hero of the story
tehres this brilliant chances scene trhough a desert canyon& at least 45 explosins
27) im more than my job mate
27)
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(good, btw, i wouldn't do it)
15a) it's really not that bad on pizza
22) wait. that doesn't make any sense. how is that all supposed to be one movie? that sounds like one of those crazy asian dramas that only play in the middle of the day for old ladies
chase scene sounds cool though. are the explosions well done or are they the kind where he you can practically see the green screen behind the actors?
27) how am i supposed to believe that when i don't even know your name?
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15a) well theres no pienapple in space so sppose ill never know
22) its a very long film
& the explosions are real
what good would a green screen do anyways
27) snape
better ?
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15a) there's no pineapple, but there's red meat? how's that possible?
22) so it's like a 24 hour stream of... whatever that is?
and green screens let you put in whatever bg you want in post. have you never seen one of those movies that do it really badly?
27) wow. that's the worst fake name i've ever heard
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15a) dunno
space
i dont make the rules i only live here
22) im going to guess that stream means constant right
in which case no
its a film
its just a very very long film
sppose time is measured differetly elsewhere though innit that might have something to do with it
& i dunno if i have or not
movies can generlaly look really badly depending
27) first name severus
better ??
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15a) that answers nothing, and i hate that you're right about it
22) so how long is it?
maybe i'll watch it and i'll let you know if i notice the CGI
27) no, that sounds just as dumb
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15a) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the best part is though you can now use that same answer on others
22) 26 hrs or so
i timed it the second time i wached it
its called ZERO G: GOLD WHICH WARRIOR OF LOSE
easy to find
theres about 70 copies
27) oh well
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15a) the sad thing is, i totally will
22) wow. that's an impressive title. i guess it's popular if it's got that many copies floating around here
27) is that seriously what you want me to call you? severus snape?
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yes
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its sirius
8)
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that's almost as bad severus snape
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not by a half
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sirius is the dog star
not the doe star
so...........................
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wait, are you actually for real about this?
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not exactly proud of it as names go but it IS mine so
very for real
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okay
and i don't know, dude. it's just been a thing for like, forever
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well its not completely universal is it
but whatever you say mate
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...in Japan]
i guess? i didn't make it up, dude, i just know about it
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hiro
[if that is your real name]
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and that's mr. hamada to you, sirius snape
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just sirius thanks
snape was the false name