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Sirius Black ([personal profile] doggedly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2015-06-22 08:25 pm

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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT
tadashiwashere: (snark: washed up. so sad.)

[personal profile] tadashiwashere 2015-06-25 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
2) My robotics project was a healthcare companion and my dad worked as a doctor, so it’s not as big a leap as it sounds.
4) - 4a) oh, good

6) would you take 2 jobs if offered / necessary – Sure. I’m actually planning to volunteer with engineering with my extra time anyway.
6a) why do you have no opinion – Well, I’d prefer my own clothes if I could get those back. The jumpsuits and uniforms aren’t really my style.
8) Support came up with these – are you sure?
8a) 0:) – You realize this is the weirdest survey ever, right?
8b) all right so what sort of sandwich do you like best – chicken salad
9) what if someone were would that be not fine – I guess it would be if I knew about it. Don’t you think it’s unsettling for someone else to see your dreams when you don’t know about it?
12) this is research how dare you. Important Support work. – Sure, man. Keep up the good work
14) what did you do in the lab besides eat pizza - science
14a) what sort of pizza or did it vary – we had squid and pineapple once
14b) well what – what is says on the box. You’ve got Mario, you’ve got go karts. And the go karts can shoot turtle shells at each other. It’s… weird to explain to someone who’s never seen it.
14c) so whats the k stand for
kdestroying friendships – haha, sure. We’ll go with t hat
19) SPUNES
youre welcome mate now give us your opioin on the actual question – can I abstain?
20) how dare you please see above 12) for answer this is unrelated to drinking – uh huh.
22) why – why not?
24) follow up question: if the box also dispensed sweets & patted you on the head - would you be more or less likely to use – less likely. Absolutely less likely.
25) eurgh – Eurgh? I know how to wash clothes, dude.
27) thank you for your answers. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered. – and what comes after the careful consideration?

haha, ok

tadashiwashere: (casual: Cool Guy)

[personal profile] tadashiwashere 2015-06-26 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
2) I'm not working as a surgeon there, you know. Just helping out with basic first aid.
dyou know about roombas - Uh, yeah. I guess so? I know of them. Do you have one here?
6a) didnt you get any of your own clothes - Was I supposed to?

8a) you should see the old surveys - give me an example of an old survey question
8b) on what sort of bread - rye

so if you knew who was getting your dreams youdbe all right with it? - Sure, I guess so.
14) what sort - Robotics work mostly. Coding, designing parts... that sort of thing.
14a) horrific - don't knock it til you try it, man
14b) right so if there were a version here would you play - I'd be down for that, yeah
19) aboslutely not OPINION ? - Good job?
24) follow up question to teh follow up question: why would you be less likely - Do you really have to ask? A box patting you on the head? You think people wan tthat?
25) so you just hang about starkers while waiting for your wash is that it - no, do you?
27) results possibly rewards - well, keep me posted
tadashiwashere: (snark: not to embarrass you but...)

[personal profile] tadashiwashere 2015-06-29 06:38 am (UTC)(link)

6) Huh. where's the complaint box at, again?

8a) i'm starting to questionthe merit of these surveys
8b) it's the only choice there is, man.

14) not in the lab. Transportation was more Gogo's thing. I worked on my moped sometimes. Wish I had it now with how long these hallways go
14a) more for me
14b) My friend Fred had an idea like that once. Not sure how it would go. Probably poorly. But sure. why not
19) Are you trying to win an argument with someone?
24) Support is wrong
25) Even if there weren't other clothes, there are still towels. That being said: why do you care that much?

tadashiwashere: (snark: Knowing)

[personal profile] tadashiwashere 2015-06-29 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
6a) Nice


8a) are you sure? Who writes the surveys for SEC and Support?

14) Okay. How about this -- get me those carts and we'll change them into karts. I'm sure a lot of people could use a little more fun.

19) good for you. Keep at it.
tadashiwashere: (concerned: not what I expected)

[personal profile] tadashiwashere 2015-06-29 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
8a) names?

14) medical. has no one coded visitor passes for less vital equipment yet?