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[doggedly]

hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT

Comments

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14) didn't work. worked outside of the lab, if you could call it work.
14a) then no, have not eaten pizza in a lab.
14b) - 14c) weird.
15) - 15a) important to who?
20) only trying to be a good civil servant these days.
22) dinner and activity? that just sounds like spending time with a friend as anything else.
23) good to know.
25) would be more inclined if the jumpsuit doesn't have sleeves.
27) see answer to 20.

[doggedly]

14) parents worked in lab?
14a) ate pizza outisde of lab?
15) - 15a) possibly ship? i dont think mucha bout arm wrestling & yet here i am
22) well 'activity' is loosely defined ;)
24) you do know sleeves come off dont you
is that yoiur suggested modification to the uniforms ought we all to have no sleeves

[circumitus]

14) you could say that.
14a) yes. chicago has amazing pizza. amazing.
15) - 15a) well, there's not really much to know about arm wrestling, but ok. here you are.
22) suppose that makes sense, assuming by your wink face you're implying some sort of innuendo.
24) not everyone if they happen to be attached to their sleeves. just a personal preference.

[doggedly]

14a) whats so amazing about it
15) - 15a) look i dont know why else i would be forced to think about it at all unless it were somehow important & same with mario kart. fi theres not much to know about it who was thinking about it that now im thinking about it ?
22) ;) ;) ;) its hard to say ;) ;) ;)
22a) no pizza dates ?
24) more like their sleeves are attached to them innit

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14a) haven't had any other kind to compare it to.
15) - 15a) don't suppose the reason you're thinking about it is because of the aforementioned dreams? because one of those things is not like the other.
22) :\
22a) are you asking if pizza dates ever happened or if one would consider that a "perfect" date?
24) what like physically attached to them? because no??

[doggedly]

14a) so then you cant actually say that can you
15) - 15a) that & mario kart & pizza yes
labs
nothign i actually care about though there were motorbikes as well :|b
22) ;) ;) ;) ;)
22a) did they happen & would one
24) why would that be & also how aside from permanent sticking charm

[circumitus]

14a) can say that it's amazing. just can't say it's better than any other kind of pizza.
15) - 15a) been getting those types of dreams as well.
nothing to do with arm wrestling, mario kart, or pizza mind you.
if you don't care about them than why ask?
22) :\ does adding extra :\ faces make it more :\ ? :\
22a) again have never gone on a date before & don't know, do we even have pizza here?
24) no idea & no idea.

28) this is a weird if yet oddly organized way of holding a conversation.

[doggedly]

14a) thats sheer pedantry that is
15) - 15a) stands to reason i sppose that theyd be different maybe thats why
15ia) what are yours of then
22) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
no
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
22a) we could have pizza
22ia) have you never heard of the hypothetical

28) thanks i think we should start a trend
28a) survey conversation

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14a) if you say so.
15) - 15a) they're very different.
15ia) just to name a few: fire on a ship - not the tranquility - that seems like it was under assault. getting shot. being intimate with a woman who has a questionable idea on fidelity.
22) :\
22a) suppose we could.
22ia) are you suggesting a hypothetical pizza date, or what?

28) and this is how a trend is born.

[doggedly]

15a) how dyou know theyre very different
15ia) or is this the answer here i sppose those do seem different
lucky
22) ;) ;E
22a) would you eat it if we had pizza
22ia) yes

28) =E 3=
(thats a handshake)

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15ia) are you jealous that you didn't get to make out with a lady and got mario kart, pizza, and arm wrestling instead?
22a) don't see any reason not to give space pizza a chance.
22ia) sure.

28) not seeing the handshake part.

[doggedly]

15ia) can you blame me
15iib) i did like the pziza though & motorbike even if interaction was limited
15iiib) arm wrestling slightly exciting
15iv) but still!
22a) good cos well be having it Support has heard your cries
22ia) good making a note of that for your dating survey thank you


28) are you joking
= is sleeves
3 and E are hands
coming togeher to shake
its right there

[circumitus]

15ia) maybe just a little.
15iib) no not really.
15iiib) arm wrestling is pretty fun.
22a) good, support will have an unlimited amount of gratitude.
22ia) wait what dating survey?


28) but if that's the case then the hands only have three fingers.

[doggedly]

15iiib) so youa re good then then
15ivb) so i shouldnt challenge you
22ia) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)



28) its representative

[circumitus]

15iiib) you could say that.
15ivb) afraid of losing?
22ia) that isn't much of an answer.



28) still not seeing it but ok.

[doggedly]

15ivb) absolutely not
name time & place
22ia) its interpretive
how would you interpret that
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


28) are you joking
come off it
3=
look its ahand reaching toward the left
or possibly the right depending on how youre orienting your thinger

[orienting your thinger that's what she said--but he doesn't actually write that out, just adds it, aloud.

[circumitus]

[Probably for the best because she would totally not get that reference, sob.]

15ivb) sec office. lunch break.
22ia) y e s?
just didn't think that whole dating thing was still going.


28) from the way the comm is oriented right now it looks more like something coming out of someone's ass.

[doggedly]

16ivb) you take a specific break ?
youre on regardless
22ia) course its still going
were all still human arent we

[and then a brief pause to consider that claim]



28) if youre looking maybe
are you looking for something coming out of someones ass

[circumitus]

16ivb) of course. [How about we just pretend I actually know how specific that break time is and so does Rey and assume she is able to give said time here?]
22ia) well no not all of us.
but not going to judge if that's a thing that people like to do.



28) suppose it could be something going in someone's ass
depending on how you look at it.

[doggedly]

[as someone who takes breaks sort of whenever... said time works!]

16ivb) good for you :)b
next one of those then
22ia) really what that measns is we all have feeligns/desires/&c.
unless you dont for some reason


28) ah so thats what youre looking for
i see

[circumitus]

16ivb) game on then.
22ia) no definitely have those things.
just not really considered human, personally speaking.



28) was not looking for anything.
can't help that that's what it looks like.
perhaps you should've used something that looks more like a hand.

[doggedly]

22ia) not erally considered human how precisely


28) youd have to have been trying for something anyways
i mean i see it now that im looking but im looking
key point there
anyways you do better if youre so clever

[circumitus]

22ia) in that physiologically some parts are cloned organic tissue to resemble human and other parts are more machine like. that way.


28) there aren't enough letters or numbers to make a better handshake.
it's just stupid.

[doggedly]

22ia) what like
partial robot


28) its not stuipid how else are you meant to communicate a handshake via texts
im not about to write out HANDSHAKE every time

[circumitus]

22ia) exactly like that.


28) handshakes are overrated anyway.