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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity
1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
signed,
SUPPORT
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity
1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)
thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.
signed,
SUPPORT
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6. yes okay. put me in charge of currency. make me the president.
6a. img. you can put that on my profile page for when i become president.
9. because i have better things to worry about.
13. yes.
15. see above image. and it depends on the robot.
22. promotion. as in, 'here you go rhys, have a seven figure annual salary and four months of pto'
23. where is it? i want to complain. it doesn't matter what the box does as long as my complaints are going somewhere ok?
26. you're the one who's asking suicidal questions i think you need someone to talk to
27. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
no subject
between you know mad dreams & mazes & thinsg
6) has a president actually got anytihing to do with currency
6a) not bad
i mean ive seen better
but not bad
6b) think ill use it for dating survey instead
9) follow up question, please dfeine 'better things'
9i) i mean its not snogging et al we all know THAT
15) roomba ?
22) right but why are you dating someone who is going to give you an actual promotion
please see follow up question: 'is that how you play'
23) all right keep your hair on ill send it
26) interpretation speaks volumse mate
27) u◉ ᴥ ◉u
no subject
whinge away
no subject
6. well i mean president as in CEO. not elected official. ew democracy gross
6a. and excuse you, not bad? i'm the most handsome guy on this godforsaken excuse for a ship. i bet you're the kind of person who thinks man buns are acceptable.
6b. i mean if you want everyone to flock to me and ruin your chance at pairing them off then go ahead.
9. engineering things? alcohol things? other voic30fjg^j3jNotT&TnwoKIDDO :)(%J^
15. yes. i could definitely beat a roomba in arm wrestling.
22. oh. i mean you asked 'perfect date'. that's a perfect date. the potential datee would i guess have to be able to give me a promotion but i didn't really think it out that far. otherwise i dunno walks down the hall or movies in the holodome or something dumb???
27. ~(o_o)~
no subject
more of a 'concern for'
6) dictatorships eh
6a) i dont even know what that means & also: beg to differ
6ia) i mean for starters i hear lumpy muscles are the way to go
bear in mind im not allowed an opinion but thats what ive heard
6b) nah
9) you all right there ?
15) all right but lumpyroomba.img <-- this is your opponent
22) holodome
is that anything like holly deck
22a) 'soemething dumb' do you rely on face to do charming ?
27) ◔̯_◔
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6. more like capitalism. sweet sweet capitalism.
6a. you know it's like. when a dude has super long unwashed hair and instead of making it look sleek and handsome he pulls it back into a bun. a man bun.
6b. you really aren't allowed an opinion
9. uh huh. my device glitches out sometimes 'cause it's interfaced with my arm. nbd
15. how big is it?
22. yes?
22a. also yes. and let's just say i'm not really a romance kind of guy right now
27. <(ʘ‿ʘ<) ^(ʘ‿ʘ)^ (>ʘ‿ʘ)>
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4a) doesnt really bother you that much does it
6a) right but
why wouldnt he just wash
6b) im allowed
9) and your arm what writes long strings of gibberish
have you gotten that looked into you might want to
15) thats what she said
22) but its dome shaped right
whats the benefit of that
22a) fair enough; make a note Support
27) (⊘_ᴥ_⊘)
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4a. only if it's a voyeur thing
6. it's called a fashion statement. i don't know, you're the one who's into it.
9. you are the very first person who's ever told me that i should try troubleshooting thank you
15. no comment
22. it projects everything up in a dome so it takes up your whole field of vision. immersive or whtaever.
27. :T
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4a) but it bothers me that you went straight there
6) well no
im not good guess
anyways youre the one that knows the specific definiton
9) am i
you need better friends mate
friends that will tell you to sort out your arm cos its weird
15) ;) ;)
22) doesnt a hollydeck do that as well
27) :E