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Sirius Black ([personal profile] doggedly) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2015-06-22 08:25 pm

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hullo im posting a survey on behalf of Support
Support asked me to
answers here please but direct all questions to mr R J Lupin hes head of Support surveys thats why he asked me to do this one for him
interdepartmental unity


1) your name
2) your occupation
3) # of pets
4) # of snogging + partners aboard the tranquility - dont spare the details ;) ;) ;)
4a) any of them from dating survey
5) IF YOU HAVE NO OCCUPATION did kate bishop telling you to man up & get a job make you: more likely to get a job -OR- less
6) what sort of jobs would you like to see added to the tranquility
6a) wht sort of uniform would you like to see added to the jobs on the tranquility currently
7) does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes
7a) its all right you can say yes weve all thought it
8) in your opinion can a skeleton eat sandwiches
8a) if yes: where would they go afterwards
9) are you tired of having someone elses dreams when you ought to be having just yorn own
9a) do you really think thats (for definition of 'thats' see: Q9) whats going on here
9b) if NO - whats your better xplanation
10) if that (see: definition note on Q9a) IS whats going on here do yoiu want to know whose brain youre getting crossed signals from or would you rather not bloody know
11a) &, why or why not
11b) for the record: personally yes, reasons vary
12) how are some people getting out of this
13) have you seen a worm laying in the corridor nearly a meter long + no teeth + brown
13a) if seen: did you see it leave the area
13b) AND if seen: was it slow or mutantly fast
13c) if not seen: would you mock someone for seeing the worm
14) have you ever worked in a lab
14a) have you ever eaten pizza in a lab (pizza was good part)
14b) what the hell sort of name for a game is mario kart, what does it involve
14c) carts?
15) any good at arm wrestling
15a) could you take a grown man in arm wrestling
16) what does any of this matter
17) have you seena worm laying in the corridor
18) can dogs get headaches
19) ke$ha or lady gaga (see: SPUNES)
20) got any really seriously brillaint hangover cures / ways to stop feeling like total shite as one might feel after gettinG SERIOUSLY PISSED
21) do you feela particular sense of repsnbility / territorial instinct for any one piece of this ship
21a) which & why
22) describe your perfect date
23) have you ever used the complaint box
24) wouldyou feel more inclined if it were an actual box
25) how many times hav you actually worn your tranlquilty jumpsuit
26) should we be working harder to work out why other peoples memories are in our heads & i dont just mean friends any longer that was one thing this is weirdly ongoing + normal for the ship but usually it lets up a little & also usually feels a bit more something instead of persistent itch + arm wrestling + mario kart
26a) see: 14 (14a, 14b, 14c), please answer, IMPORTANT
27) your honest opinion of Support as a whole (400 words or less)


thank you. your cooperation is appreciated. support thanks you. your data will be added to the rest and carefulyl considered.

signed,
SUPPORT
unmakes: (❝ i actually kind of don't want to ❞)

[personal profile] unmakes 2015-06-23 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
fill this out for me, i'm lazy :(
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[personal profile] unmakes 2015-06-23 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
siiiriiiuuuussssssss
unmakes: (❝ excuse you ❞)

of 3 actually

[personal profile] unmakes 2015-06-23 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
ok fine but you asked for this shit
unmakes: (❝ maybe we let the pros handle it ❞)

[personal profile] unmakes 2015-06-23 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
1) make one up
2) ex mortician current professional slacker
3) 2 hedgehogs 1 large smelly dog (not in the 2 girls 1 cup sort of way i prob should've added a comma)
4) one
4a) there was a dating survey??
5) eh
6) i mean slacker is prob too much to ask for. food connoisseur?? or like i mean it's kind of morbid to even say but at least if more people died i could go back to my old job. i'm just saying
6a) none. uniforms are unnecessary. clothes are unnecessary. crank up that heat
7) excuse you, i take that as a personal insult
7a) shut up
8) yes
8a) the void. so look out if it starts freaking just throwing sandwich bites at you
9) is this even a thing?? i am so friggin left out right now
9a) um
9b) leprechauns
10) i would totally want to know
11a) bc they probably either need a high five or a hug
11b) this isn't even a question oh my god
12) out of the dream thing or out of the ship or just out of existence, how existential are we going here
13) oh shoot are we STILL looking for sniv
13a) n/a
13b) probably slow
13c) well yes but only for solidarity
14) kkkkkind of
14a) absolutely. had a corpse hold my plate for me one time
14b) fat italian plumber broheim in a tiny little car racing his skinny brother and his booty call and his dinosaur horse and also their ugly mad cousins
14c) small cars
15) against who?
15a) take him where
16) reasons
17) we covered this
18) probably
19) we covered this too
20) i do, but i don't share this secret with just anyone
21) nah. not even people so much anymore, since pretty much everyone's freaking disappearing for no reason
21a) yolo
22) that's cheating
23) we have a complaint box?
24) that depends, describe this box
25) i may or may not have lost mine
26) dude are you playing mario kart in your head, no fair omg
26a) what is even the question
27) wow
just wow
y'know who should get a promotion
remus friggin lupin
remus 4 support prez
Edited 2015-06-23 02:36 (UTC)
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-23 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
You'd have to get rid of Mr Pendleton first & I'm pretty fond of him.
Otherwise, thank you.
yardbird: Those shrooms you gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome. (what are you; the mike tyson of drugs?)

[personal profile] yardbird 2015-06-23 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Does this make you Support VICE Prez? I think it does.
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-23 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
What does a Vice President do?
yardbird: It's getting away and it's full of prisoners! (stop that bus!)

[personal profile] yardbird 2015-06-23 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I



don't know honestly.

Assist in presidential duties? Fill in my role in the event of my sudden and untimely demise?
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[personal profile] fullmoon 2015-06-23 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No untimely demises please.
Otherwise that sounds easy.
Can I have a badge?
yardbird: Man, I hit him with a 12-gauge and I didn't give him a chance to reload. (why did the dickhead cross the road?)

[personal profile] yardbird 2015-06-26 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I'm not planning on it anytime soon.

Does that mean I should get a badge too?

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[personal profile] unmakes 2015-06-23 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
i believe the word you're looking for is

wow
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[personal profile] unmakes 2015-06-23 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
it is but i used wow so i was referring back to

y'know what nvm let's just go with amazing

amazewow

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[personal profile] unmakes 2015-06-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
i never said i'm not!! but this is a PUBLIC survey after all
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[personal profile] unmakes 2015-06-23 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
okay i'll spell it with letters and words

c o m e

o v e r

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[personal profile] unmakes 2015-06-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
NOT ON FRIGGIN TQCUPID CLEARLY

how do you even do that, like

location: space
hobbies: space. day-drinking in space. going to the gardens and pretending i'm not in space
pet peeves: space
unmakes: (❝ so that's a thing? ❞)

[personal profile] unmakes 2015-06-23 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
considering how totally single i am it's safe to say i didn't

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