24 July 2013 @ 01:49 pm
ill make this as short as i can givven the sevverity a the situation as im comin to realize it
i spent most a this jump wwatchin all a you on my patrols an general non security wwanderins an i gotta say that some a you really need help

so basically if you need a haircut
an most a you do dont evven pretend that your owwn personal hack an slash jobs are doin you any favvors cos they most definitely arent an i havve pictures to prove it
contact me so i can actually make sure you dont look like a fuckin vvagabond
free a charge i just dont wwant the next time wwe run into homicidal pirates or alien hivve minds to be a stylistic disaster

the number is 001 » 018 so remember: if you feel like you look sloppy you probably do an that means you need a haircut



((OOC: this is real, this is happening, and im totally serious i will rp eridan cutting your characters hair if you want to do such a thing. alternatively you can just pretend eridan gave your character a decent cut at any point in time i dont know i just have wanted to do this for a while))
 
 
wwhen i used to make these announcements i alwways directed them at humans on the ship instead a the nonhumans wwhich honestly is an awwful ovversight a mine
after all there are plenty a resources startin out here talkin about human this an human that so it only makes sense to say somethin to those a us wwho arent evvolvved from bipedal earthen troglodytes

for evveryone wwho isnt human an wwho probably has nevver seen a human before in their life youvve got twwo wways a dealin wwith this neww situation
one a em is if you look human an shit
then you just pass an nobody cares if youre not human
the other is if you dont look human
like say you havve horns or fins or gray skin as an example
or you got eyes that dont look right to humans or you havve an ugly huge inflated blue head
wwhatevver theres a lot a wways you can not look human
but either wway if you dont look human expect people to ask you wwhat you are
sometimes nicely
sometimes rudely
its just normal human behavvior to be completely fuckin impossible to guess wwhat theyre gonna do next

also if you cant keep them straight at first dont wworry humans all look alike for the first couple a months then you start noticin differences an shit
i used to use my comm to take pictures of people wwho i interacted wwith a lot so id remember them
that might help if youre noticin all their noses are generally straightbridged an their eyes are kind a this dumb murky brown or this weird murky blue or any other murky color
otherwwise you kind a havve to get used to it because humans are the predominant species on the ship an thats just the way things work

an noww like usual
if youre human an you see there are nonhumans runnin around bein vvisibly nonhuman could you do us all a huge favvor an not immediately ask to touch their random nonhuman extremities like horns or ears or hair or skin or extra arm or wwhatevver an just not do that
keep your questions brief an dont stare cos more n likely wwe dont havve time to deal wwith you or your bullshit

thats all i got i guess its been like three jumps since i made an announcement a this type on the netwwork
 
 
24 May 2013 @ 08:58 pm
so i havvent paid any attention wwhatsoevver lately but
just howw many nonhumans are there aboard noww
it used to be a pretty evven split or at least it looked enough like it for me not to be ovverly concerned for my owwn safety but noww i dont knoww
i mean i havvent evven heard from any a the other people in my univverse lately so im assumin theyvve all disappeared an that wwas a pretty good chunk a the unusual races here
so yeah i guess thats wwhat im wwonderin at this particular moment
 
 
can wwe just all agree right noww that wwe wwont all go wwanderin around the ship tryin to find wward or any a the obvviously real secret passagewways that theyre usin to get around
after evverythin this ships put us through i think the only fuckin rule or laww or code a honor or wwhatevver floats your boat that wwe havve is
dont go into the depths of the ship
evver preferably but at the vvery least dont go wwanderin by yourself
(already a rule i knoww but some people might need it repeated due to rust occupyin the frontal lobes a their thinkpan)
an maybe dont go actually lookin for people wwho wwill bloww a hole in a bunch a relativvely harmless prisoners for no reason other than to keep this mystery dinner date afloat

that bein said wwho wwants to idly speculate on howw wward got into the brig an wwhat this ship actually is cos clearly its somethin hilariously awwful an horrifyin an wwhat better wway to pass the time before the imminent jump than tellin glorified ghost stories about the ship wwe currently inhabit
 
 
[Eridan doesn't usually stoop to anonymous messages, but when you have serious emotional plights, sometimes it's safer to be anon than be yourself. You know, especially when you're usually a dick.]

what do you do if people keep disappearing just when you think you might actually have...
you know
made friends with them?

after a certain point do you just assume that you are the problem or what
 
 
23 January 2013 @ 05:40 am
i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here


[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]
 
 
15 November 2012 @ 12:11 pm
[ It's not long after these interactions that Jake decides to announce himself to the network. Video on with his mask placed over his face in pure spite, this is probably about the third time he's put it on. It doesn't look like the one in his icon, but rather it resembles this guy, Lord English. For the longest time, Jake was scared to touch the mask, overly cautious of how it got there and why it kept watching him. Eventually, though, he found the shape and color fascinating, and since he put it on the first time after the jump, he refuses to put it in an area out of his reach.

Given his series has a lot of people dying in it, it really isn't going to be long before he starts seeing a whole heap of ghosts. Hoards of them. Along with that, he'll also hallucinate how they all died. Some of them he knows, some of them he doesn't know. For now, though, he feels fine and completely content in his mask, finding it hard to take off. Literally. He's recording from his bed, arms outstretched as he holds the device in front of him. His voice is muffled from behind the mask, but he speaks nonetheless. ]


See? There isn't anything wrong with this. It was exciting putting it on, almost like a little adventure! Matter of fact, it makes me feel comforted in a way. I'm not going to take it off. You honestly cannot make me! Hah! It's a nice addition to my wardrobe, I believe.

[ He brushes his fingertips along the side of it, a crooked smile appearing on his face. ]

Now which one of you ladies or gents would be up for a game of cards?
Or possibly billiards. Do we have a billiards table about this craft may chance?

[ ooc; jake's negative traits which he usually covers up that are going to be enhanced are bitterness, resentment, selfishness, stubbornness, vulgarity, forwardness, greed and anger. 8| have fun with that, guys. ]
 
 
ok wwe cleared up the basic shit for newwbies i guess so as usual ill pick up the extra slack an do the actual informin around here
it goes like this evvery fuckin jump so if youre gettin sick a this get ovver it an movve on wwith your life

basically
there are other people aboard this ship an a lot a us arent strictly human in the convventional sense so dont flip the life raft ovver the second you see some horns or fins or gray skin or wwhatevver it is that isnt fuckin normal for you
i guess i should also throww a lifering out there an say that there are like
nonhuman humans or somethin
basically just dont be a ragin lunatic just because youre not used to us nonhumans wwalkin around doin our thing

also this ship is fuckin crazy an you probably might possibly die so
keep that in mind i guess
unless you followw the basic fuckin common sense rules wwe havve which are basically
dont wwander around on your owwn because theres weird shit out there
dont start fights you cant finish
an remember there are no lifeguards on duty at the pools so if you fall in an drowwn that isnt our fuckin fault

also all the other stuff posted at the vvery end a the jump
oh yeah speakin a jumps just to reiterate you need to be back at the gravvity couches at least an hour or so before the jump evvery thirty odd days
its safer that wway you do NOT wwant to be stuck outside a the couches durin a jump trust me

i guess thats it as usual
 
 
This is a not-so-emergency status update.

A boy formerly known as 004 » 097 is now known as 012 » 200.
In the past, there have been mentions of others returning to their home worlds before finding themselves on this space boat once again.
This is not my experience.
From my point of view, it simply appears that I've missed a jump. And the number of my tattoo has updated.
Anyway, I figure this is worth mentioning if anyone in the crew or whatever is taking notes on disappearances and returnees.

That's all.
 
 
just a general notice a fuckin importance
dont go wwanderin around in the fuckin dark
or pseudo dark i guess
just because you think it might be fun or somethin

seriously if you go wwanderin around an shit youre probably gonna die an get yourself eaten by fuckin monsters or somethin
some a you wwerent around wwhen there wwere monsters runnin rampant dowwn in the science department but those wwere a thing so wwho knowws wwhat else might be wwanderin around wwaitin to fuckin maul you

or you knoww just general fuckin bullshit like you might fall ovver a railin or hurt yourself in some other mundane fuckin wway wwhich wwould suck evven more just because that's fuckin lame



this goes fuckin triple for you people
you knoww wwho you are


[he means his friends. ....and fef. mostly fef. let's not lie.]
 
 
15 October 2012 @ 11:11 am
[the video clicks and Kirk is sitting at a table, it isn't his room, possibly one of the board rooms, and he's clad in the regulation greens of Starfleet.]

Tranquility, this is Jim Kirk.

For anyone joining us in the most recent jump that may have missed it, please take the time to read the FAQ that's been compiled. It will answer most of your more basic questions, and we highly encourage you to inform yourselves of your situation.

[and the following links will beep to life on everyone's screens:


I'd like to take this moment to repeat the necessity for all of us to work together. We are, effectively, the crew on board this vessel. A month before the first wave, the former crew manning the Tranquility disappeared without a trace with the exception of Captain Ward and Commander Resnik. We still have no explanation, which I know isn't what any of you want to hear. That being said, if any of you need help choosing a division, don't hesitate to ask.

I know many of you aren't from planets that've taken their first steps into space yet, and as such you're anxious. I also know some of you come from backgrounds that say you need to go it alone. I know plenty of you have no reason to trust any of us. But turning our backs on one another is not the way we're going to survive and make it home. This ship has the potential to be dangerous, as last month's unexplained fog can attest. If we can't take care of one another, if we can't support one another through crisis, we're only going to be hurting ourselves.

Working on a ship this size requires a different kind of mindset. I can't stop any of you from exploring on your own, or from extrapolating on potentially dangerous ideas [JAYE.], but I encourage you to do your research and do it as safely as you can. Every life on board is worth something. Don't put yourself needlessly in danger and don't do anything alone.

[he's been talking for a while, and though he isn't done Jim's attention moves and a moment later (invisible to most) an encryption pops up in his feed.]

{KIRK ENCRYPTION 100% :: exclude WARD & RESNIK}

If you discover something you believe could help our understanding of the ship or that might help us get home, we encourage you to share this information. However, do it discretely. There's a post that goes up every jump that is anonymous. This trend started when one of our number made a discovery and soon after, died on the ship. His death was never proven to be homicide, but it was suspicious enough to cause concern.

This ship has plenty of secrets. As individuals, we will never not be hiding something. There are people on board who get no bigger delight than stirring the pot. Don't encourage these people. If you're bored, there's more than enough to do without resorting to petty gossip. We have enough on our hands as it is.

{END ENCRYPTION}

On a lighter note, one of our number, Cameron Reese, has expressed interest in heading a competition, namely for firearms and archery. If any of you think this is up your alley, her contact number is 010 - 078.

Before that happens, though, I think we need to detail some rules for the firing range that was recently uncovered. These rules will be posted in the firing range. Anyone caught breaking them will be subject to disciplinary action by the Security team.

SHOOTINGRANGE.txt )

Kirk out.

SCIENCE & MEDICAL DIVISIONS + 001 099 + ENTERPRISE | ENCRYPTION 100% )

OCTOBER BANTUM | PRIVATE )

NETHERLANDS | PRIVATE )
 
 
15 October 2012 @ 11:44 am
[ Here we see Jake English. Typical tanned skin boy who appears roughly 16. He's got the device shown in his icon on his head, fully functioning. Instead of speaking, he's think typing to the network. Some of his thoughts may be filtered, others may not be. This is merely a test run, however. The only reason it's on video as well is possibly his attempt to show off. But never mind that. He flashes a grin as the text appears on the screen. ]

Howdy ho onlookers of the network yet again and an even greater greeting to those who are just now arriving on the ship. I do hope you are settling in well to your new home. Fret not, the contraption on my noggin is nothing more than a computer that i received in my locker last jump and i am merely giving its think typing capabilities a little test considering i have done a grand amount of tinkering with it to get it to this stage of functioning. Kicking christ, i really missed this little doohickey!!!!! Heres to hoping the rest of my wearable computers appear in my locker next jump.

:D

Im sure other have given you the low down on how this entire kidnapping tomfoolery sort of works so ill just mozy on past all of that and just offer my services to any of you who perhaps would be interested in the following and would be fond of making contact.... this goes to any new comers or perhaps those who havent spoken with me yet...

[ holy wall of green text, batman. this kid talks a lot ] )
I reckon thats really it!!!!! Ive been here for a few months so if you have any other questions im here to help....
The only thing i can really tell you is to be readily prepared for practically anything on this craft. Rely on those you trust the most and nobody else... but dont be surprised when one day you wake up and theyre gone from this place. :/


[ And that's it! Probably not the smartest sort of information to post, but excuse him. He's a little.. unique. He gives the video a little finger gun before signing off. ]
 
 
14 October 2012 @ 04:49 pm
[ When it begins, the camera is pointed in the direction of water. Beneath it, you see the newest member of the oxygen gardens swimming around slowly — Cibo's coelacanth. It's old from the looks of it; With scales hanging from it and its color is faded. And it barely fits into the frame at the distance that Cibo seems to be holding the comm device. Basically, it's a huge fish.

Soon enough, the camera turns to show Cibo, who seems pleasantly exhausted. She's normally slept at least once since the jump by this point. But she hasn't and it shows through to her tired voice. ]


If anyone knows how to care for any sort of fish, please respond. I would like to know if there are any special requirements for a creature this size. I am in the oxygen gardens, if you wish to come.

[ She looks off-screen to the water. ]

Also, if you know the name of its species? I've named it Dhomochevsky for now. He was another... friend I had...

[ The sight of the coelacanth seems to have drawn her attention away from the feed. After realizing it's been on for a long minute, she quietly shuts it off. ]
 
 
13 October 2012 @ 01:36 am
[ Oh, no, it's another one of them creatures that has no idea how to operate with technology! So, she slapped the communicator device until it bleeped and she is currently staring at it.

Behind her stretch out the Oxygen Gardens (second level or one of those, since she's in the middle of the jungle), near a body of water. The girl is wet, as if she has jumped in the water, and seems unsure, worried, like she is having second thoughts about this whole broadcasting thing - she doesn't think it's a good idea exposing herself to a network (not that she knows what a network is, but while the concept and word are foreign to her, the idea of exposing herself to the public isn't), but she doesn't seem to have any other ideas of how to get out of here.

There's a long beat until she realizes she is being recorded.
]

I need to go back to the sea. [ She has a strange accent, not quite terrestrial but it could be something like an Australian accent mixed with some Polish or something weird like that. A bit... native American, maybe. Broken and slow, like she has to think about each word before speaking. It's strange and difficult to pinpoint where this accent is from, but she isn't talking much anyway. ] Take me back to the sea. I must not stay.
 
 
09 October 2012 @ 07:09 pm
[ The video is currently displaying the bar/club's ceiling that Brian and Wichita have been running and there's some glass like clinking going on as Justin rummages around underneath the bar, checking on stock. ]

If anything is missing from the bar, my CDs or my art supplies, I'm doing a shipwide cavity search. And putting Brian in charge. You should know he's not gentle unless you ask real nice or suck him off first.

Also, should anyone feel the taste for guava juice, I happen to be the proud owner of a bottle. [ See a jug of guava juice being shaken in front of the camera. It was in his locker, it is obviously his to do whatever he pleases with. With that, Justin pops up in front of the screen, arms folding on the bar as he gives a kind of lopsided smile and runs a hand through his hair. He's missed out on about three months and there's a lot of people around now he doesn't recognize. ]

Consider this an invite to come partake in what spirits we have lying around in this place. Just please don't pass out in the booths, because I can and will drag you out on your ass and leave you in the most awkward spot on the ship I can find, clothes optional.

So. What'd I miss?
 
 
09 October 2012 @ 03:04 pm

chatting with mrs. nesbit

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Hello Tranquility, you're in for a treat today! I'm sure most of you don't have the slightest idea about chatty topics. It pains me to see you all so idle. So... so... blah.

Gather up your tea and biscuits, I've got some gossip for you:

😒 You know that Chase girl? Well, she's been keeping us chasing around for that Smiley fellow. She knows who he is! Don't trust that face.
😔 Heard of Kara? Turns out she's been called "The Harbinger of Death." How corny, more like Harbinger of YAWN!
😍 Turns out she also has a secret admirer. Leoben has been prowling close behind~ Harbinger of Stalkers!
😏 That adventuring fellow with the facial hair found a lovely tiger and didn't shoot it. God, it's not like you flaunt about your shooting or anything. Fetish for the furry creatures that growl, mayhaps?
😶 Have you guys seen that little guy running around? That frolicking Frodo? WELL, he's sharing a room with look-at-my-hair Legolas! Ooh! There's something going on behind closed doors!
😘 Red alert: Natasha + Clint, ooooooooh la la~
😡 I'm sure we've all had to sit through Nathan Petrelli's boring talks. Weird, he should have gave us a talk about that crazy killer on board... who was here for months! Not even a mention or warning! Sure you care, Mr. Petrelli. It's about time you FLY AWAY!
😳 Wow, stick-in-the-mud Mr. Casey has something for look-i'm-charming Neal Caffrey. Face confusion or caught in his gaze? Get a room you two, no one cares about your drama.
😋 Sherlock and John is a thing that happened. Hint: Not the one who went swimming.
😈 Wow, Wichita is a witch. She created the delusion of a world in order to mentally justify her serial killing. Not kidding, she is INSANE. She never even seemed that innocent, but what a shocker! She needs to be behind bars or strapped up.
😎 Fish couple? Seems questionable. Feferi and Eridan. Strange kids. Eridan might have been rejected before... and we aren't surprised. You might as well ignore this one.
😹 That cat girl Nepeta is making oogly-eyes at Robb Stark. Out of your league, girl. I've heard she even writes creepy fanfiction about real-life pairings... ewwwww! And I mean creepy. Something is wrong with these grey kids.
😵 Wheatley and Hal... Those two loooove each other's company, don't they? Hmmm. Something is up.
😪 All these archers and their bows are practically married. Someone should look if inanimate-bow marriage is legal. But who is to say they haven't skipped to their honeymoon?
😢 We all know John Watson. Seems like a sweet guy, but god, that guy literally attacked someone in a past Jump. He had to be torn off this poor fellow to make him stop. Goodness, what was that all about? Has he finally gone insane?

STAY CHEERY.
MRS. NESBIT

( OOC: Sorry about that, I woke up late... /posts three hours later

LOL and omg i swear the god i didn't copy Ianto's post this is the funniest coincidence FLOWERSQUILITY. Anyways, enjoy. )
 
 
09 October 2012 @ 03:11 pm
[the first thing you might notice, if you know eridan, is that he's SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY BACK TO USING PURPLE FONT. who knows why he ever stopped in the first place, its a complete mystery how his mind works.]

this is your post jump reminder that there are nonhumans aboard this fuckin ship an just because you think your race is the only fuckin thing out there doesnt mean you knoww fuckin anythin
so if youre not used to it get ovver it
an if you are used to it good for you

also tackin on to that some people around here havve unique wwritin styles an apparently i need to fuckin explain this evvery jump but dont fuckin hassle us for our quirks i mean seriously
wwhat the fuck is it to you if wwe like a certain font color or a fuckin typin habit
i swwear to god i thought wwhen sherlock died i wwouldnt havve to put up wwith that but apparently i wwas wwrong so im preemptivvely gettin this shit covvered

an finally tackin on to the usual first time users manual
yes you havve to do the jump thing evvery fuckin time if you dont you wwill be literally dashed across the rocks due to g force so do yourself an all a us a favvor an get to the med bay like twwo hours ahead a the jump time
cos otherwwise wwe gotta clean up after you an that shit is disgustin

i think thats it this time around
 
 
[ the video starts off with a close-up of shark-like teeth and pink painted lips, before it moves to a flash of grey skin and something glowing white. it then immediately clicks off and turns into text.

woops.
]

yea
ok
thanks for that shitty tldr
anemoneways
the fact that we can find out all this OTT-ER shit but not why were even here sounds super sketch yo
like
thats kinda the most imprawntant fin were shorepposed to be knowin right
whatebber
so is this ship filled with humans or what
yo any otter trolls here
holla at your gill espefishally my useless fuckin fronds
38o
 
 
04 October 2012 @ 07:21 pm
I have no idea if someone has an updated manifest of the passengers, but with or without, I think this is a good time for a sound off. Just say your name or number, type it, ping this post, say hi, whatever you prefer to let people know you're alive and still present. Private or public, your choice.

If someone hasn't responded within 24 hours, I'll try to ping their communicator. If someone you know hasn't come back, sound the alarm. If anyone's missing, we should set up search parties. We can't take for granted that they just disappeared this time; they could still be stuck in the fog.

[ooc: You're welcome to handwave your character responding if you want, or assume they got pinged and they registered as present. Obviously the only characters who will end up wholly unresponsive are characters who were recently dropped. Otherwise, feel free to use this post as a way for characters to check in on each other.]
 
 
14 September 2012 @ 03:17 am
later than usual but here it is

wwelcome to the tranquility aka the ss fuck me wwere all gonna die a horrible death
its a spaceship youre in space get ovver it
there are other species besides humans in the univverse an some a us are here an take great offense to bein asked if our horns are fake or if wwere just dressin up in costume
dont go wwanderin off alone an make sure youre at the jump bay at least an hour or twwo before jump so you dont get completely keelhauled by the g force
sometimes people you like or evven people you dont like wwho you get attached to in some wway or another disappear or die an theres nothin you can do about it so just dont evven bother wwith it
this includes fuckin morons wwith dumb shades an sprites an detectivve types an the vvast array of people wwho get pulled here an then flushed back dowwn the load gaper

ok noww that thats all out a the wway i need opinions on the followwin idea

that pool that wwe havve thats full a chemicals an suchlike
wwhere holmes wwalked the plank so to speak
howw do wwe feel about drainin that shit an invvestin in some salt wwater instead a chlorine an all that shit
regardless a wwhether or not wwe can change the wwater type wwe should at least drain it an refill it since someone you knoww fuckin DIED in there
but some a us havve gills an its kind a nasty tryin to swwim in chemicals
also its easier to take care a
an it isnt fuckin nasty to boot

yeah so im basically wwonderin if wwe could get somethin like that happenin at some point if its not a univversally fuckin despised idea