oo1 ♆ i know what you be thinkin' when ya hear me tryna holla, i'm a baller

[tyrians]

[ the video starts off with a close-up of shark-like teeth and pink painted lips, before it moves to a flash of grey skin and something glowing white. it then immediately clicks off and turns into text.

woops. ]

yea
ok
thanks for that shitty tldr
anemoneways
the fact that we can find out all this OTT-ER shit but not why were even here sounds super sketch yo
like
thats kinda the most imprawntant fin were shorepposed to be knowin right
whatebber
so is this ship filled with humans or what
yo any otter trolls here
holla at your gill espefishally my useless fuckin fronds
38o

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text;

[selfkismesis]

"HOLLA"
SERIOUSLY?
DID YOU JUST LEGITIMATELY USE THE TERM "HOLLA" IN CONVERSATION?
DID YOU JUST LEGITIMATELY ENCOURAGE EVERY OTHER ASSHOLE YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH TO EMBARRASS THEMSELVES BY STOOPING TO YOUR LEVEL OF DEPRAVED STUPIDITY?
DID YOU JUST LEGITIMATELY USE THAT MANY FISH PUNS IN A SINGLE MESSAGE WITHOUT WANTING TO IMPALE YOUR OWN VARIOUS BITS OF TROLLISH ANATOMY ON A MULTITUDE OF DICTIONARIES?
UNFORTUNATELY FOR MYSELF AND ALL OF REALITY, ALL OF MY QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED BY A RESOUNDING "YES!!!" BEFORE EVERYONE WITNESSING THIS MESSAGE RUNS OFF TO COMMIT RITUALIZED SUICIDE.






...I GUESS THIS COUNTS AS MY HOLLA.
HOLLA HOLLA.
NOW, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[tyrians]

hahaha
holla holla!!
38D
shouts!!!
i didnt know you were here
suddenly this place doesnt seem so fuckin cod awful

[selfkismesis]

HOLLA HOLLA GET THE DEATH OF MY DIGNITY.
YOU AREN'T FEFERI, SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME AND WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THAT?

text;

[fronds]

... W)(at t)(e fuck.

[ em...press..... is that you.....??? ]

[tyrians]

oh
motherglubbin
fuck me

[fronds]

U)()(. )(mm.
Soooo... W)(o t)(e fin-flipping )(eck are you?? 38\

[text]

[testgasm]

always with the puns

is this a thing for you guys or something

seriously it just took me the better part of two minutes to figure out what 'anemoneways' was even supposed to mean

[tyrians]

thats cause you must be fuckin retarded or somefin
if you dont have the thinkpan ability to figure out what ANEMONEWAYS was
puns
btw
are fuckin prawnsome
clamscray hater

[testgasm]

i'm not any of that you just have an unnecessarily complicated way of typing 'anyways'

you have to admit it's kind of a stretch

[abrahamic]

i never thought you could use this many fish puns in one entry.

[tyrians]

shoreprise
puns are fuckin great
news at shelleven

[abrahamic]

there's so many of your people here now, the network's really colorful now.
hi, i'm isaac.

[text]

[fuckinghysterical]

[She's originally from a village renowned for it's fishing; this kind of post really caught her eye.

you seem awfully fond of fish.

i bet you never run trout of these kinds of puns. c:

if you dont mind me asking though what exactly are you if not human?

[ 1/2 ]

[tyrians]

eelmao!!!
trout!
38)

[tyrians]

im a troll
a sea troll to be spefishic
so you know all the fish puns and shit
plus puns are fuckin prawnsome yknow what im sayin

[fuckinghysterical]

[She doesn't understand what "eelmao" even means, because she just learned about emoticons, but that didn't matter right now.]

a troll?!?!?!

[She is from Norway; she's heard stories about this before!]

so you can't be in the sunlight?

do you eat people?

have you ever had problems with any goats before???

text;

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < wat

[tyrians]

what

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < yourrrrreeee not fefuri
:33 < but you look like a troll!
:33 < but thats impawsible beclaws all the others are dead!
:33 < ...and im stating the obvious but i cant help it im super confuzzled!
:33 < er
:33 < hi??

text;

[kringlefuck]

Yet another troll alien whatsit????
You guys keep popping up everywhere, dont cha?

[tyrians]

[ oooh man this seems familiar ]

whaddya mean troll alien whatsit
if anyfin ebberyone else is the alien whatsit
and
i guess

[kringlefuck]

_{[ doesn't seem familiar to him at all! ]}

I couldnt help but take notice to your eye there briefly!!!
Are you one of the ghosty trolls then???

video;

[the_vishual]

You must be Eridan's girlfriend! If you're talking in fishpuns, too.

Oooooh, I'm glad he has his counterpart! Finally!

voice because oh my god he is not showing his face here

[uncodlyawwesome]

Chase!!!

[welcome to the most offended shriek ever oh my god CHASE SHUT UP]

text;

[tyrians]

hahaha
what
no