№8 - Text. Anonymous source.

[spider]

chatting with mrs. nesbit

Hello Tranquility, you're in for a treat today! I'm sure most of you don't have the slightest idea about chatty topics. It pains me to see you all so idle. So... so... blah.

Gather up your tea and biscuits, I've got some gossip for you:

😒 You know that Chase girl? Well, she's been keeping us chasing around for that Smiley fellow. She knows who he is! Don't trust that face.
😔 Heard of Kara? Turns out she's been called "The Harbinger of Death." How corny, more like Harbinger of YAWN!
😍 Turns out she also has a secret admirer. Leoben has been prowling close behind~ Harbinger of Stalkers!
😏 That adventuring fellow with the facial hair found a lovely tiger and didn't shoot it. God, it's not like you flaunt about your shooting or anything. Fetish for the furry creatures that growl, mayhaps?
😶 Have you guys seen that little guy running around? That frolicking Frodo? WELL, he's sharing a room with look-at-my-hair Legolas! Ooh! There's something going on behind closed doors!
😘 Red alert: Natasha + Clint, ooooooooh la la~
😡 I'm sure we've all had to sit through Nathan Petrelli's boring talks. Weird, he should have gave us a talk about that crazy killer on board... who was here for months! Not even a mention or warning! Sure you care, Mr. Petrelli. It's about time you FLY AWAY!
😳 Wow, stick-in-the-mud Mr. Casey has something for look-i'm-charming Neal Caffrey. Face confusion or caught in his gaze? Get a room you two, no one cares about your drama.
😋 Sherlock and John is a thing that happened. Hint: Not the one who went swimming.
😈 Wow, Wichita is a witch. She created the delusion of a world in order to mentally justify her serial killing. Not kidding, she is INSANE. She never even seemed that innocent, but what a shocker! She needs to be behind bars or strapped up.
😎 Fish couple? Seems questionable. Feferi and Eridan. Strange kids. Eridan might have been rejected before... and we aren't surprised. You might as well ignore this one.
😹 That cat girl Nepeta is making oogly-eyes at Robb Stark. Out of your league, girl. I've heard she even writes creepy fanfiction about real-life pairings... ewwwww! And I mean creepy. Something is wrong with these grey kids.
😵 Wheatley and Hal... Those two loooove each other's company, don't they? Hmmm. Something is up.
😪 All these archers and their bows are practically married. Someone should look if inanimate-bow marriage is legal. But who is to say they haven't skipped to their honeymoon?
😢 We all know John Watson. Seems like a sweet guy, but god, that guy literally attacked someone in a past Jump. He had to be torn off this poor fellow to make him stop. Goodness, what was that all about? Has he finally gone insane?

STAY CHEERY.
MRS. NESBIT✿

( OOC: Sorry about that, I woke up late... /posts three hours later

LOL and omg i swear the god i didn't copy Ianto's post this is the funniest coincidence FLOWERSQUILITY. Anyways, enjoy. )

Comments

text|

[entrapments]

you forgot the xoxo
:(

anonymous text|

[spider]

Don't be so crushed! xoxoxo
There. An extra xo, just for you.

MRS. N✿

text;

[selfkismesis]

YES.
*YES*
SOMEONE HAS THEIR PRIORITIES IN ORDER.

text;

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < fur the record i dont have red f33lings fur robb
:33 < just so you know karkitty
:33 < making that clear right now

permatext; 100% filtered.

[logicals]

Mrs. Nesbit?
SH

<sub>[ What? You didn't think he'd actually reply to his proffered piece of gossip? No, not something he's in the mood to discuss, and certainly not with a perfect 'stranger'.

Perfect is both entirely the wrong word to use and yet it fits so flawlessly regardless. ]</sub>

permatext; 100% filtered.

[spider]

You called?

MRS. N✿

[ He likes being a stranger, even with you. ]

text;

[tigers]

I have a few choice words for you, Mrs. Nesbit, but I'll refrain.

[ Because he knows this is you, Jim. ]

Can't properly shoot a tiger with a revolver and two shots. You'd end up with an angry cat and claws at your throat. You'd be better off throwing rocks and praying for a concussion.

[logicals]

You could always shoot it out of the airlock. :)
SH

text;

[purrfectlycute]

[ simultaneously taking notes about possible pairings and keeping an eye out for responses while flailing ]

:33 < MS NESBIT WHY
:33 < i dont have f33lings fur robb!!
:33 < i mean not those kind of f33lings
:33 < i mean
:33 < i dont know
:33 < never mind
:33 < not impurrtant right now!
:33 < and i dont know what you mean by cr33py im not creepy! :((

:33 < wait
:33 < mrS nesbit??
:33 < who is mr nesbit














:33 < is it mr tiger hunter

text; you brought this threadjack upon yourself.

[tigers]

No.

voice

[walksonrooftops]

Don't talk about Chase like that.

anonymous text

[spider]

So defensive, so fast!

MRS. N✿

[abrahamic]

we have a space version of perez hilton.

wow.

[spider]

I like to believe I have class, how rude!

MRS. N✿

voice;

[falsehoods]

...Ah...

Well, that was certainly illuminating.

anonymous text;

[spider]

Meaning the shocking news or the decorations? I spent a loooong while working on that. Gorgeous, isn't it?~

MRS. N✿

[text]

[cargojet]

You have no idea what you're talking about.

[ It's so much less threatening in text. ]

[anonymous text]

[spider]

Oooh, I do, I do! Grab your cape and fly off, you're done for!

MRS. N✿

video;

[ringbearer]

[ frolicking? he is? what is this.

he squints at the device. really squints hard at it; brows scrunched together. ]

I frolic? What else would Legolas and I do if not sleep? And how would you know anything about it?

anonymous text;

[spider]

Have you seen yourself, sweetie? You do frolic.
And don't be so modest, everyone knows now!

MRS. N✿

voice;

[sugarbear]

Oh, I'd get a room with him. I just can't promise both of us would come out alive.

anonymous text;

[spider]

Sounds rough. ;>

MRS. N✿

anonymous text;

[chiroptophobic]

Source: "You know that Chase girl? Well, she's been keeping us chasing around for that Smiley fellow. She knows who he is! Don't trust that face."

anonymous text;

[spider]

A proper lady shouldn't spoil where she got her gossip from, especially to another stranger! Apologies to you, love. xoxo

MRS. N✿

[thenormalsquint]

You know that Chase girl? Well, she's been keeping us chasing around for that Smiley fellow. She knows who he is! Don't trust that face. [citation needed]

[spider]

I'll never tell, no matter how much you all try!

MRS. N✿

[bloodplay]

We can make that many emotes on this thing? The future really is bright.

[spider]

Aren't they adorable? I personally enjoy the cat. 😼

MRS. N✿

text

[mansuetus]

Will we have the pleasure to speak with lady Discord herself? Or shall I say Nesbit?

anonymous text

[spider]

I would lose my job if I did, terribly sorry! I do like my own privacy.

MRS. N✿

text;

[learnedtosmile]

Perhaps in future you could refrain from gossiping about children.

anonymous text;

[spider]

You all say she is a 'child,' I think there is a whole lot more you all don't know.

MRS. N✿

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Take this down at once.

[anonymous text]

[spider]

So demanding!

MRS. N✿

voice;

[bruxisms]

I cannot help but agree with Miles Edgeworth. This is frivolous, idiotic, and does little to aid our cause.

anonymous text;

[spider]

Boo-hoo!

MRS. N✿

text

[unsoldiered]

[wow so much at once to frown at.]

you trying to turn this place into a gossiping high school?

you sound like a bored jackass. or maybe a dumb one, hard to tell.

[I LIKE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE IMMENSELY

this bullshit will not pass]

anonymous text

[spider]

You've got the 'bored' part correct, I tuned everything else out.

MRS. N✿

text

[mutelunatic]

pointless.

anonymous text

[spider]

Ouch!

MRS. N✿

text;

[cons]

oh what in the-! ousted, I guess!

[ dear lord this is the last thing she needs people believing ]

( that was sarcasm, by the way. for anybody that's about to jump the gun. )

text;

[kingofbabylon]

hot

text;

[constructum]

I might question Wichita's life choices at times, but I'm fairly sure she's not a delusional serial killer.

And seriously, just leave chase alone and find something else better to do with your time.

text;

[cons]

why ariadne. i think that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.

t e x t

[astrogate]

[ haha. this is frakken hilarious :| ]

anything else you might like to share with the class?

anon t e x t

[spider]

Nope! Class dismissed! :)

MRS. N✿

voice.

[tofindthesun]

..I happen to enjoy company during rest. [VERY MATTER-OF-FACT.]

video;

[ringbearer]

I don't frolic.
[ frodo just stares at him looking positively horrified and indignant at the same time. ]

[text]

[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah wwoww thats totally a scathin an dowwnright scandalous piece a dirt you dug up on me an mine
man you are just dowwnright fuckin amazin at this gossip shit

wwoww i am just dowwnright stunned

[anonymous text]

[spider]

Thank you, I try. :')

MRS. N✿