[text] eridan's guide to cultural understanding part... 11...??? (backdated to a reasonable date)

[uncodlyawwesome]

ok wwe cleared up the basic shit for newwbies i guess so as usual ill pick up the extra slack an do the actual informin around here
it goes like this evvery fuckin jump so if youre gettin sick a this get ovver it an movve on wwith your life

basically
there are other people aboard this ship an a lot a us arent strictly human in the convventional sense so dont flip the life raft ovver the second you see some horns or fins or gray skin or wwhatevver it is that isnt fuckin normal for you
i guess i should also throww a lifering out there an say that there are like
nonhuman humans or somethin
basically just dont be a ragin lunatic just because youre not used to us nonhumans wwalkin around doin our thing

also this ship is fuckin crazy an you probably might possibly die so
keep that in mind i guess
unless you followw the basic fuckin common sense rules wwe havve which are basically
dont wwander around on your owwn because theres weird shit out there
dont start fights you cant finish
an remember there are no lifeguards on duty at the pools so if you fall in an drowwn that isnt our fuckin fault

also all the other stuff posted at the vvery end a the jump
oh yeah speakin a jumps just to reiterate you need to be back at the gravvity couches at least an hour or so before the jump evvery thirty odd days
its safer that wway you do NOT wwant to be stuck outside a the couches durin a jump trust me

i guess thats it as usual