ataraxion | [text] eridan's guide to basic concepts of safety

can wwe just all agree right noww that wwe wwont all go wwanderin around the ship tryin to find wward or any a the obvviously real secret passagewways that theyre usin to get around
after evverythin this ships put us through i think the only fuckin rule or laww or code a honor or wwhatevver floats your boat that wwe havve is
dont go into the depths of the ship
evver preferably but at the vvery least dont go wwanderin by yourself
(already a rule i knoww but some people might need it repeated due to rust occupyin the frontal lobes a their thinkpan)
an maybe dont go actually lookin for people wwho wwill bloww a hole in a bunch a relativvely harmless prisoners for no reason other than to keep this mystery dinner date afloat

that bein said wwho wwants to idly speculate on howw wward got into the brig an wwhat this ship actually is cos clearly its somethin hilariously awwful an horrifyin an wwhat better wway to pass the time before the imminent jump than tellin glorified ghost stories about the ship wwe currently inhabit

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You've got a funny sense of humor if you'd call anything about this place hilarious.

As for what this thing actually is, I've got no idea. One minute it seems like it's some amateur art museum, and then it goes back to showin' off all those creepy monster things.

[He's referring to the murals and the chimeras and rats, respectively.]

hilariously awwful is wwhat i said wwhich means its fuckin ridiculous howw awwful this place is
an my sense a humor is perfectly fuckin adequate thank you vvery much

amateur art museum a horrors you mean since this thing nevver stops bein fuckin terrifyin in one wway or another
im gonna assume its some kind a horrible science project gone awwry ivve seen some fucked up things in my life an most a the monsters here remind me a shit ivve seen in the veil

Sure it is. No need to get defensive.

What's the veil? If you come from a place that's anything like this one then I feel sorry for you.

im not gettin defensivve im just pointin out an obvvious fact

some place outside a immediate danger basically but yeah the asteroid i wwas on
or meteor wwhatevver
wwas basically creepy as fuck less creepy than this ship but it had all sorts a wweird things incubatin all ovver the place
if they wwere alivve an broke out itd probably be like goin into the science departments for the first time

What the hell kind of place do you live in? Asteroids are those rocks out in space, right? I didn't think anything could live on those.

yeah theyre those rocks out in space
wwe made it wwork it wwas a matter a necessity

But how'd you even wind up out there in the first place?Did some spaceship like this one pick you up and drop you there?

its a long story it invvolvves a game wwith mechanics that pretty much nobody in this univverse or any other can evven begin to comprehend
but no space ships wwere not a factor

A game? How complicated can that be?

[Pretty damn complicated if it landed him out on a space rock.]

it ended up wwith us on a fuckin meteor im pretty sure that makes it pretty fuckin complex

Fine you've got a point.

Can I at least ask how you got into a game like that?

Edited (Messed up the html, sorry!) 2013-05-08 01:56 (UTC)

i guess im not really used to people askin about it but basically
me an some friends
usin that term loosely here
decided to play a game together an it ended up bein real fuckin immersivve an wwhen it ended instead a gettin to go back to a regular fuckin situation wwe wwound up stuck on a meteor
meteoroid
asteroid
wwhatevver

Didn't mean to pry too much, I was just curious.

[No, he totally meant to pry.]

Stuff like that doesn't happen where I come from. People can't go to space at all.

Now that I've been in this place I can't see why anyone would want to try.

[you have no idea how long it took him to read that text Eridan]

Or we can figure out how he gets around the ship so we can stop him before he does something next time. Just because you're too scared to look doesn't mean the rest of us are.

[you're just lucky he responds to voice with voice if he knew how hard it was to read his text he'd post it all over the place to piss people off]

I'm not fuckin' scared, I'm bein' fuckin' practical. No point in gettin' hopelessly lost in the ship a feww days before a jump just to provve a fuckin' point. An' I'm pretty sure wwe'vve all agreed that goin' off on your owwn wwith no backup is a phenomenally stupid idea an' the only people wwho do that are morons wwho deservve to get killed by wwhatevver this ship decides t'use.

[that would be a horribly beautiful thing that is fully encouraged]

You assume I'm going to get lost or that there aren't good reasons to look. There might be people out there who need help getting back. What if we can do that by finding whatever route Ward took to take out those pirates?

Maybe they shouldn't'a gone out on their owwn.

Also, you'll get fuckin' lost. Don't be a complete fuckin' moron.

Dude, I'm not a moron. I can handle one stupid ship.

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