a/s/t
refresher course for anyone whos forgotten the drill
a = age duh
s = species
t = time
when youre from the year day hour minute the whole shebang
in fact you can forget the other things that last one is the only one i actually give the remotest shit about
my single shit is a star millions of light years away and if you squint through the hubble or something you might catch its distant twinkle
but thats it
dont actually answer the rest of it i really dont care if youre a middle aged phosphorescent insurance salesman from mars just give me the digits
and if you got the lowdown on the timeline in this hellhole cough it up now
ps
whichever one of you assholes put baby got back on my thing
put it back
thats my jam
pps
need a suit
its for work
also a ps
john pick your shit up off the floor or im throwing it outside this isnt a goddamn zoo
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