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[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

Okay, let me get this straight. We're on a spaceship, right? We're talking about some advanced fuckin' technology here, living in... Space, and all that. So whatever society built the system that got us here, it's all impressive and futuristic and shit. I'm cool with that. That's cool. I've still got a few questions about how it functions, though.

Like the how the fuck it can blip us folks in out of nowhere, and we're flying through space, but apparently these people didn't have Jersey Shore.

[he brandishes a disc with a look of disgust. somebody misses their cable, it seems.]

I'm not so sure about this fancy futuristic society, man.

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voice; how about that new lj huh

[mistermanther.livejournal.com]

That's what you miss most about home? Really? I'm... you baffle me.

voice; i hate myself and want to die, that's how about

[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

Whaaaat? It's the best thing to watch when you wanna just chill out.

Oh, right. I forgot! You're incapable of chilling out.

voice; s i g h

[mistermanther.livejournal.com]

We're in space, on a spaceship, and the one thing you want is to watch reruns of Jersey Shore. I think that isn't -- that's not me being weird, that's you. That is all you.

voice; it's okay lj hates us just as much as we hate it

[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

Oh, like you don't miss the familiar comforts of home.

voice;

[mistermanther.livejournal.com]

Alright, fine, we can do this. What do you think I miss?

voice;

[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

Your office.

i would just say permavoice but i want to use subject titles as much as possible right now

[mistermanther.livejournal.com]

Why in the world do you think I miss my office?

i agree on this count

[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

Oh geeze, I dunno! Maybe because you pretty much live in it.

voice

[barkstabbark]

The fuck is that, some stupid human thing?

voice

[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

Stupid human thing? Excuse me, you are referring to the pinnacle of my society's cultural development! Everything we've grown to be, was only working towards She Who Is Snookie. So, a little recognition, please?

voice

[barkstabbark]

Yeah, no, I don't actually care. I'm just saying it sounds fucking stupid, so you're probably stupid for liking it.

voice

[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, everybody sit the fuck down! We have a true critique over here! Let me just get out my pencil and paper, so I can make sure I get all these notes down about how I can change my tastes to be acceptable to you.

voice;

[of-two.livejournal.com]

Shall I presume that this Jersey Shore of which you speak is of primary importance to understanding and correcting the fluctuations in space-time that resulted in our appearance aboard the Tranquility or is this a superfluous human complaint?

voice;

[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

No, it's definitely of primary importance to... Whatever you just said. I dunno so much about spacetime, but it's a highly important... Thing. That we have to have.

For culture.

video; idek.

[wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com]

[He raises his eyebrows.] The one off the coast of Normandy? He's Arthur's, right?

[Concerned.] What happened to him?

voice; oh my god jaskdf

[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

I-- What? I don't think there's an Arthur this season. I can barely keep most of them straight, but I think I'd remember that.

video; he's from 1955, man ;_;

[wiener-bonbons.livejournal.com]

...Season? Wait, are we talking about something serial? I meant the United Kingdom. Jersey belongs to him.

LMFAO I AM SO SORRY THEN

[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

Uh, not last I checked, man. But hey, the queen can have it if she wants.