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a/s/l

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[tenyeargambit]

[There is a very long pause. Which doesn't really count since this is, you know, fucking text, but the sentiment's there.] What?

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[no comment but LOL]

[babbletechno.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear non-existent Primus, the interweb has followed him across dimensions. He can feel the need for a decon bath already and he's not even Cybertronian anymore.]

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[ex_myturn41]

Seriously?

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[hagyjbeken.livejournal.com]

...?

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[barkstabbark]

you could at least pretend to take this seriously kid
where the fuck are you right now
jade doesnt remember anything and i dont even know half these people so what the fuck
how long have i been gone
you seen john or ramona around

[because you are DEFINITELY the Dave he knows and not some other Dave, yes]

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[That's my purse, I don't know you!!!]



[eloquent]

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[mistercocks.livejournal.com]

little rude to ask before offering, isn't it?

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[voice] i would tag with eridan but he doesn't know dave or what asl means....

[functioningperfectly]

I apologize; I would use the text function, but I'm having difficulty with my fingers.

What does A.S.L. mean?

[text] well im glad you did because hal9000 and dave is pretty much on my rp bucket list

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[consulting]

18 F USA. What about u bby?


[ All the eyerolls from Sherlock. Oh god. Was he on a ship with a horny teenager? ]

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lol

[ Because why not. ]

28/m/space

though from what i've been seeing, you should probably add in a 'species' option too

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[Audio]

[testgasm]

Is this a test?

[audio]

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Welcome to the Automated Strideriteron Space Qualification Final Exam, testee.

You have failed the first task, using your typing skills you learnt in 5th grade like a normal fucking person and assaulting innocent ears with your wailing bullshit.

You have failed the second task, responding appropriately to simple questions.

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Say whut now?

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[holy crap whut]

Say what again.

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[starked]

[ screw sherlock for stealing his idea. whatever, he'll go in the opposite direction. ]

35/your mom/your room

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[yes good your mom jokes are a great place to start this incredibly mature conversation

besides they are so terrible at this point they must surely be coming back around the other way as ironic]

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Pardon?

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[unparental]

NIRVANA ROCKS

Sorry, I had a 90's moment. Is there a reason we're recreating the greatest hits of AOL chatrooms?

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[the sad thing is that dave wasnt even alive by the time kurt cobain died

that is just wrong right there]

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[soulbonder]

is this necessary

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