Ianto Jones



You're probably confused. Take some time to read this over. We do our best to keep it up to date and it should answer most of your questions.

(Someone said last jump that this welcome post was creepy. We added flowers and pretty colors. Now it's inappropriately cheerful and looks like my grandmother's tablecloth. Hope that helps.)

GENERAL INFORMATION » WHAT HAPPENED, WHERE YOU ARE, WHAT TO DO
IN DEPTH INFORMATION » AS MUCH DETAIL AS WE COULD FIND
WARNING » ABOUT THE ENTITY KNOWN AS ☺
FAQ » BECAUSE WE'RE SICK OF ANSWERING THE SAME QUESTIONS

[ADDITIONAL IC/OOC INFO]
[OOC INFO ABOUT THIS PAGE]

Please address any additional questions to the network. Don't trust Ward and Resnik.

- Indictus & Aethalides


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EDIT: We are now accepting horrible formatting suggestions.


cambitas


[ooc: The post has now been updated with an FAQ! Any characters who still have questions after reading the guide can ask them there.

For those of you who are new, this is the monthly IC info post that goes out after every jump. The "cambitas" encryption only keeps it from Ward and Resnik, all other characters can see it and it's linkable IC-ly. You can also comment IC-ly here with info your character wants to add.]
 
 
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[ the video starts off with a close-up of shark-like teeth and pink painted lips, before it moves to a flash of grey skin and something glowing white. it then immediately clicks off and turns into text.

woops.
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yea
ok
thanks for that shitty tldr
anemoneways
the fact that we can find out all this OTT-ER shit but not why were even here sounds super sketch yo
like
thats kinda the most imprawntant fin were shorepposed to be knowin right
whatebber
so is this ship filled with humans or what
yo any otter trolls here
holla at your gill espefishally my useless fuckin fronds
38o
 
 
Jᴀᴍᴇs "Jɪᴍ" Mᴏʀɪᴀʀᴛʏ ♚
09 October 2012 @ 03:04 pm

chatting with mrs. nesbit

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Hello Tranquility, you're in for a treat today! I'm sure most of you don't have the slightest idea about chatty topics. It pains me to see you all so idle. So... so... blah.

Gather up your tea and biscuits, I've got some gossip for you:

😒 You know that Chase girl? Well, she's been keeping us chasing around for that Smiley fellow. She knows who he is! Don't trust that face.
😔 Heard of Kara? Turns out she's been called "The Harbinger of Death." How corny, more like Harbinger of YAWN!
😍 Turns out she also has a secret admirer. Leoben has been prowling close behind~ Harbinger of Stalkers!
😏 That adventuring fellow with the facial hair found a lovely tiger and didn't shoot it. God, it's not like you flaunt about your shooting or anything. Fetish for the furry creatures that growl, mayhaps?
😶 Have you guys seen that little guy running around? That frolicking Frodo? WELL, he's sharing a room with look-at-my-hair Legolas! Ooh! There's something going on behind closed doors!
😘 Red alert: Natasha + Clint, ooooooooh la la~
😡 I'm sure we've all had to sit through Nathan Petrelli's boring talks. Weird, he should have gave us a talk about that crazy killer on board... who was here for months! Not even a mention or warning! Sure you care, Mr. Petrelli. It's about time you FLY AWAY!
😳 Wow, stick-in-the-mud Mr. Casey has something for look-i'm-charming Neal Caffrey. Face confusion or caught in his gaze? Get a room you two, no one cares about your drama.
😋 Sherlock and John is a thing that happened. Hint: Not the one who went swimming.
😈 Wow, Wichita is a witch. She created the delusion of a world in order to mentally justify her serial killing. Not kidding, she is INSANE. She never even seemed that innocent, but what a shocker! She needs to be behind bars or strapped up.
😎 Fish couple? Seems questionable. Feferi and Eridan. Strange kids. Eridan might have been rejected before... and we aren't surprised. You might as well ignore this one.
😹 That cat girl Nepeta is making oogly-eyes at Robb Stark. Out of your league, girl. I've heard she even writes creepy fanfiction about real-life pairings... ewwwww! And I mean creepy. Something is wrong with these grey kids.
😵 Wheatley and Hal... Those two loooove each other's company, don't they? Hmmm. Something is up.
😪 All these archers and their bows are practically married. Someone should look if inanimate-bow marriage is legal. But who is to say they haven't skipped to their honeymoon?
😢 We all know John Watson. Seems like a sweet guy, but god, that guy literally attacked someone in a past Jump. He had to be torn off this poor fellow to make him stop. Goodness, what was that all about? Has he finally gone insane?

STAY CHEERY.
MRS. NESBIT

( OOC: Sorry about that, I woke up late... /posts three hours later

LOL and omg i swear the god i didn't copy Ianto's post this is the funniest coincidence FLOWERSQUILITY. Anyways, enjoy. )
 
 
Toshiko Sato
Hullo, Tranquility. Now that we've had a little bit of time to settle in, I have a proposal I want to put to you. I know I'm awfully new here, but it seems like something that needs doing.

I know everyone who's been here for even just one jump has made friends, or had friends or family here from home. And it seems pretty inevitable that every jump, some of those people disappear. I also know that sometimes, things happen here on the ship, and we lose people we care about. I don't think the names of those people should be forgotten. Even if they've returned home and are safe there, they were part of the community here. And I think they should be remembered.

So I'd like to put together a memorial wall of sorts. Not for us to mourn at, but a place to keep all the names of the people who are gone, for whatever reason. I can assemble a list, but I'm going to need some help constructing some kind of display. And...to be honest, probably some help putting that list together as well.

I'm open to suggestions on where it should be, and what it should look like, too.


[OOC: The memorial wall has mod approval. If your character is interested in helping ICly with either maintaining the list or constructing the memorial, please let Tosh know. I wouldn't mind an extra hand keeping track of things OOCly either, so if you're interested in that, please either PM me at this journal, or ping my plurk at [plurk.com profile] verylittlesugar.]
 
 
Eridan Ampora
09 October 2012 @ 03:11 pm
[the first thing you might notice, if you know eridan, is that he's SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY BACK TO USING PURPLE FONT. who knows why he ever stopped in the first place, its a complete mystery how his mind works.]

this is your post jump reminder that there are nonhumans aboard this fuckin ship an just because you think your race is the only fuckin thing out there doesnt mean you knoww fuckin anythin
so if youre not used to it get ovver it
an if you are used to it good for you

also tackin on to that some people around here havve unique wwritin styles an apparently i need to fuckin explain this evvery jump but dont fuckin hassle us for our quirks i mean seriously
wwhat the fuck is it to you if wwe like a certain font color or a fuckin typin habit
i swwear to god i thought wwhen sherlock died i wwouldnt havve to put up wwith that but apparently i wwas wwrong so im preemptivvely gettin this shit covvered

an finally tackin on to the usual first time users manual
yes you havve to do the jump thing evvery fuckin time if you dont you wwill be literally dashed across the rocks due to g force so do yourself an all a us a favvor an get to the med bay like twwo hours ahead a the jump time
cos otherwwise wwe gotta clean up after you an that shit is disgustin

i think thats it this time around
 
 
Karkat Vantas {carcinoGeneticist}
09 October 2012 @ 04:41 pm
GIVE YOURSELVES A PAT ON THE BACK.
JUST QUIT WHATEVER MUNDANE AND UNDOUBTEDLY RETARDED ACT YOU'RE FUCKFIRST IN THE MIDDLE OF COMMITTING, REACH AROUND, AND JUST PAT PAT PAT.
YOU (AND BY "YOU" I AM REFERRING TO WHOEVER CAN READ THIS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED IN THE BULLSHIT OCCURRING THIS VERY MOMENT) DESERVE IT.
YOU'VE CLIMBED THIS WHOLE MOUNTAIN OF CREATIVITY AND BRAINSPONGE FAMINES, YOU HAVE EMBRACED THE DRAMATIC SCENERY, AND WHISPERED A STOUT BUT AFFIRMING "YES" INTO THE INFINITE DEPTHS OF METAPHORICAL VICTORY.
YOU ARE THE CHAMPION, MY FRIENDS.
YOU HAVE GONE WHERE NO MAN, WOMAN, TROLL, OR BABBY HAS EVER DARED TO GO BEFORE.


non-IC cut for extraneous bitchery )
 
 
Mattie Ross
09 October 2012 @ 05:11 pm
[ The video feed shows a girl in her mid-teens, pale and with her hair hanging loose around her face. She's dressed in what some might consider an old-fashioned style -- a dark skirt and coat, with what is very obviously a man's overcoat slung over her shoulders. The left sleeve of her coat is tied in a knot at the elbow, and hangs loose below the knot.

She appears to be somewhere in the oxygen garden, judging from the foliage behind her. ]


I did not think to find myself in this place again. Can anyone tell me if a Mister Tillman or a Mister Lensherr are still in residence? Or Bran Stark or Jack Kelly? Or a girl called Chase?
 
 
Wilee
09 October 2012 @ 06:07 pm
[Look at this asshole and his bike, sitting on the floor near the eleventh wave kitchen. He's bruised up, but bandaged, arm wrapped protectively around his torso, and he's peering at a bike that's been turned upside down with a twisted front wheel, spokes broken off in various directions. It's hard trying to fix this thing with only one hand and no tools and it's obvious Wilee isn't going to get anywhere with it.

Idiot.

Finally, it occurs to him to ask for help, because duh, that is what the devices are for. Might as well use them. So with his good hand, the one not wrapped with gauze and tape, Wilee picks up the communicator and stares into easily. Good thing he's from current times and know how to use a cell phone.]


Hey. Does anybody have a spoke wrench around here? And what happens at home while we're here?

[Because that second question definitely has sometime to do with bike repair.]
 
 
juѕтιn тaylor
09 October 2012 @ 07:09 pm
[ The video is currently displaying the bar/club's ceiling that Brian and Wichita have been running and there's some glass like clinking going on as Justin rummages around underneath the bar, checking on stock. ]

If anything is missing from the bar, my CDs or my art supplies, I'm doing a shipwide cavity search. And putting Brian in charge. You should know he's not gentle unless you ask real nice or suck him off first.

Also, should anyone feel the taste for guava juice, I happen to be the proud owner of a bottle. [ See a jug of guava juice being shaken in front of the camera. It was in his locker, it is obviously his to do whatever he pleases with. With that, Justin pops up in front of the screen, arms folding on the bar as he gives a kind of lopsided smile and runs a hand through his hair. He's missed out on about three months and there's a lot of people around now he doesn't recognize. ]

Consider this an invite to come partake in what spirits we have lying around in this place. Just please don't pass out in the booths, because I can and will drag you out on your ass and leave you in the most awkward spot on the ship I can find, clothes optional.

So. What'd I miss?
 
 
Ladon Ceto
09 October 2012 @ 07:47 pm
So where can a fella find a decent scotch in this place?

[ Ladon is on his fifth cigarette since finding himself here. There's something about the trauma of coming to in an alien environment for the second damn time in his life that goes against conservation. At least he's slowed down and is savoring this one instead of furiously puffing away at it. He gestures with it between his fingers, unintentionally drawing circles of smoke in the air. ]

I'd ask too 'bout moochin' outta this joint, but something's tellin' me it ain't so easy. Call it a hunch.