anon text;

[target]

place your bets now. what'll be fucking with us this month?

> :)
> xijn mxmxayb
> serial killer
> plague
> famine
> black hole
> zombiepocalypse
> alien invasion
> skynet goes active
> wrath of god
> pirate-ninja war
> hull breech
> explosion
> rocks fall we all die
> some other shitty excuse to fuck with us
> nathan petrelli
> all the above plus a shitload more

if you're a weapon maker, triple odds for trade

[locked to xavier]

so you're their babysitter then?

Comments

text;

[cargojet]

So you know about Skynet, but I get grief for finding the rest of the sci-fi-gone mad stuff odd? I'll remember that.

[ But he's going with 'serial killer', because he actually knows better. Also? Fuck you. ]

text;

[target]

i never said it wasn't "odd". just that the governator is about as likely to turn up as anybody

text;

[puppydogeyes]

Red smile hasn't fucked with us since the corridors + skeletons.
My bet's on that.

text;

[target]

maybe he'll throw in a curveball

:(

TEXT

[teashop]

[ ugh newfangled technology can someone invent a keyboard for this thing—there we go. ]

"xijn mxmxayb"

For those of us who don't speak gibberish, that means what, exactly?

GIBBERISH SPEAKERS YOU SAY?

[consulting]

Will attempt to determine if that's a caesarian shift cipher or keyboard smash.

brb. decryption.

SH

text.

[wiretap]

nathan petrell's already fucking with us.

[ You know, by existing. ]

text; threadjacking I'm sorry

[cargojet]

I've been here three days. You wanna tell me what I've done to you?

[consulting]

Thank you, anonymous.
In the span of six months, this is the first I've ever been homesick.
Words cannot fathom how much I miss having a good serial killer around.

SH

[target]

hey, you never know what space santa's got in store for you next

voice;

[20mentholkools]

Think I'll go with rocks.

text;

[target]

causing a rockslide yourself doesn't count

jsyk

[tarheel]

you know what, space pirates and space ninjas wouldn't actually surprise me.

i have to go with pirate-ninja war.

[target]

it's a classic. and i'm pretty sure we've already got a couple hanging around somewhere

[audio]

[testgasm]

What's Skynet? That's the second time I've heard someone mention it.

[incredibly comforting questions from robots]

text;

[target]

the beginning of the end

text;

[tumbleweeds]

Wrath of which god?

text;

[target]

who the fuck knows

2ND POST | TEXT | Thank god for Cryptogram Solvers. LMAO.

[consulting]

[ considering he can do near impossible ones in 6 seconds. in about two nearing three hours Wesley is sent a file. ]


> INCOMING FILE
> (sh)_wip_xijn_mxmxayb.txt

Anon.
I'm resorting to building bricks without clay.
I need data. data. data. data.
The most threatening thing on this list is an "oily coconut".

SH

permatext;

[target]

this is really bugging you, isn't it?

[text]

[doggedly]

critique first: "all of the above" is a soft option for bets/girl's option. also some of the list is just redundant!

i'll bet on shitty excuse.

permatext;

[target]

i know a few girls who might take that as an insult

thought i'd warn you

text;

[starked]

i'm choosing one that's not even on here because i can and your options suck.

chestbursters.

permatext;

[target]

doesn't that come under alien invasion?

[coffeeking]

Those all seem like good bets, which is just a bit depressing. How many can I choose from, if I don't choose "all of the above"?

[target]

guess that depends on what you're throwing in to the pot

text;

[ironnanny]

Not included on your list: rogue AI.

[ Excuse him while he's a creepy fuck. IT'S A POSSIBILITY, THOUGH, OKAY ]

What manner of weapons are you seeking?

text;

[target]

see: skynet. totally counts

[and then there's locking.]

the kind that's metal-free. projectiles a bonus

TEXT;

[widowing]

i think, based on our location, we can safely rule out at least half of those possibilities.

permatext;

[target]

i wouldn't be so sure about that

[text]

[yardbird]

Considering our options, I think I'll take my chances with the alien invasion or zombies.

permatext;

[target]

how about zombie aliens?

voice;

[goingsilent]

Some people might call that libel, you know.

permatext;

[target]

is it the zombies?

it's the zombies, isn't it

[whatatoolhewas]

My vote is Reapers. Alien synthetic life trying to turn us into technozombies.

[target]

you and that guy above would get on great then

text

[hellrings]

Fear mongering or genuine curiosity?

[ Either way he's curious, but. ]

permatext;

[target]

let's go with curiosity

[video]

[the_vishual]

God has NOTHING to do with this!

permatext;

[target]

so pick a different option

text;

[player_not_slayer]

'Rocks fall we all die?'

Old meme is old, dude. That said, if we start getting pelted with fucking meteors, I know who to blame.

permatext;

[target]

the crew for not spotting it in time. obviously

[ voice ]

[tailcrook]

... Famine we could do without.

permatext;

[target]

don't think we get a choice

text;

[butwedonot]

I'm a professor, a teacher, hardly a babysitter; though I might feel like one at times.

permatext; locked

[target]

you're the one who rounded them up. kind of makes you their babysitter