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[target]

place your bets now. what'll be fucking with us this month?

> :)
> xijn mxmxayb
> serial killer
> plague
> famine
> black hole
> zombiepocalypse
> alien invasion
> skynet goes active
> wrath of god
> pirate-ninja war
> hull breech
> explosion
> rocks fall we all die
> some other shitty excuse to fuck with us
> nathan petrelli
> all the above plus a shitload more

if you're a weapon maker, triple odds for trade

[locked to xavier]

so you're their babysitter then?

Comments

[coffeeking]

Those all seem like good bets, which is just a bit depressing. How many can I choose from, if I don't choose "all of the above"?

[target]

guess that depends on what you're throwing in to the pot

[coffeeking]

How about "Wheatley"? Always seems like a possibility.

[target]

as your stake or your bet?

[coffeeking]

Can it be both?

[target]

what if i don't want him?

[coffeeking]

...I wouldn't blame you.

[target]

that good then?

[coffeeking]

He drives me insane.

[target]

you know, there's a brig on this ship

or airlocks