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[target]

place your bets now. what'll be fucking with us this month?

> :)
> xijn mxmxayb
> serial killer
> plague
> famine
> black hole
> zombiepocalypse
> alien invasion
> skynet goes active
> wrath of god
> pirate-ninja war
> hull breech
> explosion
> rocks fall we all die
> some other shitty excuse to fuck with us
> nathan petrelli
> all the above plus a shitload more

if you're a weapon maker, triple odds for trade

[locked to xavier]

so you're their babysitter then?

Comments

[teashop]

Both.

It's very apt, if I do say so myself.

[consulting]

Do you have a funny hat?

SH

[teashop]

Good guess.