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[target]

place your bets now. what'll be fucking with us this month?

> :)
> xijn mxmxayb
> serial killer
> plague
> famine
> black hole
> zombiepocalypse
> alien invasion
> skynet goes active
> wrath of god
> pirate-ninja war
> hull breech
> explosion
> rocks fall we all die
> some other shitty excuse to fuck with us
> nathan petrelli
> all the above plus a shitload more

if you're a weapon maker, triple odds for trade

[locked to xavier]

so you're their babysitter then?

Comments

<3

[coffeeking]

It always sounds so simple on paper. In practice, some idiot tries a really big gun and now that idiot doesn't have a face and there's a giant puddle of acid eating through the floor. Or through the airlock. Wouldn't that be fun.

[starked]

That's because you didn't have someone controlling the big guns. Make sure idiots like Mr. Theoretical No Face don't get to play with them and then we avoid the acid. Alternatively, we could toss the queen out of the airlock.

[coffeeking]

Airlock seems cleaner. Can we "accidentally" toss Mr. Theoretical No Face out with her?

[starked]

I feel like I might need a lawyer's opinion on this. Because if someone were to "accidentally" toss Mr. Theoretical No Face out with her and someone saw they might call us murderers.

[coffeeking]

...I suppose you'll also tell me we can't just toss the lawyer out with him and bribe the witness.

[starked]

Who has the money to bribe our witness?

Unless we're talking about bribing them with food.

[ tony stark: endorsing murder via tossing people off the ship. ]