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weѕley gooвer ([personal profile] target) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-05-10 02:38 pm

anon text;

place your bets now. what'll be fucking with us this month?
> :)
> xijn mxmxayb
> serial killer
> plague
> famine
> black hole
> zombiepocalypse
> alien invasion
> skynet goes active
> wrath of god
> pirate-ninja war
> hull breech
> explosion
> rocks fall we all die
> some other shitty excuse to fuck with us
> nathan petrelli
> all the above plus a shitload more
if you're a weapon maker, triple odds for trade

[locked to xavier]

so you're their babysitter then?
teashop: (♟ she doesn't even go here)

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[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather pick none of them, actually.
teashop: (♟ dis bitch)

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[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ eyeroll. ]

You're right. It's so much fun trying to figure out which option might end in my death.
teashop: (♟ not paid enough.)

permatext!

[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That was sarcasm.
teashop: (♟ you are really dumb for real)

1/3

[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
teashop: (♙ yes but what of the children)

2/3

[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ o-kay, different angle. ]
teashop: (♟ not paid enough.)

[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, we'll go with that.

And out of all of the options you listed, which would you bet on?
teashop: (♙ can't stop here. this is bat country.)

[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's reassuring.
teashop: (♙ and then they made me their chief.)

[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this place sucks. ]

I'm guessing you wouldn't have listed so many options if it was.
teashop: (♟ that's not supposed to go there)

[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
... No.

Mind giving a condensed summary?
teashop: (♙ it's like i have ESPN or something.)

[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow.

I can tell I'll really love it here.
teashop: (♙ i'm a fucking pimp is all)

[personal profile] teashop 2012-05-10 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Fantastic. [ revised assessment: everything sucks. ]

Thanks for the information. Appreciate it.