28 May 2012 @ 03:59 pm
My, how interesting. It seems as though riddles and puzzles have become somewhat of a trend, haven't they? What an amusing game, this is turning out to be.

[ Because it is, to Mukuro. Funny and entertaining. Because people back home are never this interesting.

(locked to Hayley Stark) )
 
 
21 May 2012 @ 10:49 pm
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18 May 2012 @ 12:05 am
[This isn't the first time Riddick's spoken on the network, but it is the first time he's made an independent message. His voice is low, deep and unmistakeable for anyone he's spoken to before - but he isn't looking to speak to any of them. The message might be open and public, but it's meant for one 'person' alone.]

I don't like being threatened.
 
 
[ Chase does not look comfortable. Not spooked, per se, but when the video flickers on the little girl looks tired. Less burdened and more concerned.

This is something she genuinely doesn't know the answer to.
]

Hello, everyone--I regret to be the one to point this out.

[ A beat--she's worryingly playing with the paper bow tie she's made ever since the Doctor disappeared, and with a lick of her lips she's speaking again, eyes darting down to something on her lap. ]

It's funny. This list--it's amused. Laughing at us. I don't--I don't like it. And that's not everyone on the list. It's a fraction of it.

But the laughter. It's ringing in my ears and they're so, so, giddy.
 
 
 
16 May 2012 @ 11:25 pm
Does anyone know where I can get some pepper spray? Or mace? Anything similar? If anyone has some I'd be willing to offer something reasonable to trade for it.

Thank you in advance.
 
 
10 May 2012 @ 02:38 pm
place your bets now. what'll be fucking with us this month?
> :)
> xijn mxmxayb
> serial killer
> plague
> famine
> black hole
> zombiepocalypse
> alien invasion
> skynet goes active
> wrath of god
> pirate-ninja war
> hull breech
> explosion
> rocks fall we all die
> some other shitty excuse to fuck with us
> nathan petrelli
> all the above plus a shitload more
if you're a weapon maker, triple odds for trade

[locked to xavier]

so you're their babysitter then?
 
 
09 May 2012 @ 10:48 pm
[ Mukuro, well.

He isn't really one for pleasantries. Never has been. The fact that he's deigned to bother saying anything at all is really worth notating. Because really. What human is entirely deserving of his attention if they aren't decked in a Kokuyo uniform for his visual consumption.

However, it really would be senseless to not at least enjoy some form of interaction with those around him. Aside from that, if he truly is without any familiar faces to possess or terrorize, that just lends to the fact he will need to find other means with which to amuse himself. After all, it would be dull to not have have at least one person to entertain himself with.

New comers have all been relatively the same, haven't they? Mukuro has seen enough of them to know well enough that he can blend into that if he'd like. Just be another new face. But why, something else could prove to be far more interesting. ]


I have set two paths before you. One leads home, the other leads to Hell. Each path is guarded by one individual.

You may ask one question, and only one, and may pose it to each guard. However, while one guard tells the truth, the other lies. What will your question be, and which guards advice will you follow?