anon text;

[target]

place your bets now. what'll be fucking with us this month?

> :)
> xijn mxmxayb
> serial killer
> plague
> famine
> black hole
> zombiepocalypse
> alien invasion
> skynet goes active
> wrath of god
> pirate-ninja war
> hull breech
> explosion
> rocks fall we all die
> some other shitty excuse to fuck with us
> nathan petrelli
> all the above plus a shitload more

if you're a weapon maker, triple odds for trade

[locked to xavier]

so you're their babysitter then?

Comments

2ND POST | TEXT | Thank god for Cryptogram Solvers. LMAO.

[consulting]

[ considering he can do near impossible ones in 6 seconds. in about two nearing three hours Wesley is sent a file. ]


> INCOMING FILE
> (sh)_wip_xijn_mxmxayb.txt

Anon.
I'm resorting to building bricks without clay.
I need data. data. data. data.
The most threatening thing on this list is an "oily coconut".

SH

permatext;

[target]

this is really bugging you, isn't it?

[consulting]

I refuse to believe this is gibberish.

SH

[target]

twenty questions; go

[consulting]

Only need one.
is it keyed in with a cipher that's been used publicly before?
Namely: vignere, caesarian, alphanumeric and baconian.
Need to narrow down options.
SH

[target]

i've said it before, sure

[consulting]

Fascinating. It's not in my usual list.
SH

[target]

guess you need a new list

[consulting]

if this is keyboard smash, i will end you.

SH

[target]

a;lsdkfja <- keyboard smash

xijn mxmxayb <- option

[consulting]

this is stimulating.
favorite anon. A+

SH

[ because really, he doesn't have an engima machine or anything that can be used as a rotary. he's doing this all by hand. hnfasda. ]

[target]

my mom would be so proud

threadjack

[coffeeking]

Do you need some coffee, Sherlock?

[consulting]

Black. Two sugars. Please.
Room 001 - 198.

SH

text to action

[coffeeking]

[Wow, a please. Well, alright then.]

Be there soon.

[About ten minutes later, there's a knock at your door, Sherlock.]

Avon calling!

ACTION.

[consulting]

[ Oh come on ianto. Molly got a please and he actually somewhat thinks you're cool or something. Sherlock will skitter down to the door, a pen twirling between his fingers. Sherlock and possibly John's room is in a state that happens when two blokes live together for six months and have accumulated a number of things. ]

[ Sherlock will step aside to let him, mildly surprised. ]

You actually brought coffee.

[ He was expecting a dismissal honestly. ]

[coffeeking]

[Sherlock, Jack and Ianto have lived together for six months and their room is perfectly tidy. This is why everyone needs an Ianto. Which is why he hands the coffee off to Sherlock with a somewhat disapproving look and starts picking things up off the floor like he lives here.]

No. [Ianto said with an eyebrow raised rather imperiously. Ianto's coffee is something his Captain still pleads for to this day, even knowing Ianto will always make him some. Gwen used to make entirely too many puppy eyes at him when he headed for the kitchen. Tosh had actually managed to tear her eyes away from Intensely Interesting computer things when he brought her a cup, a feat unmatched by all others. Owen had quite possibly been addicted to a point that had given Ianto cause for mild concern.] I brought you my coffee. Try it.