anon text;

[target]

place your bets now. what'll be fucking with us this month?

> :)
> xijn mxmxayb
> serial killer
> plague
> famine
> black hole
> zombiepocalypse
> alien invasion
> skynet goes active
> wrath of god
> pirate-ninja war
> hull breech
> explosion
> rocks fall we all die
> some other shitty excuse to fuck with us
> nathan petrelli
> all the above plus a shitload more

if you're a weapon maker, triple odds for trade

[locked to xavier]

so you're their babysitter then?

Comments

[target]

so body snatchers need not apply then

[starked]

they can but you have to add an entirely new option for them.

mike rotch, really?

[target]

i'm going to end up with thirty different alien-based options

really. and it made highschool a living hell

[starked]

you're the one who made the list in the first place. and put it up for everyone to see. just saying.

oh i'm sure, teachers always calling out for their crotches. except, mike, can i call you that? i recognize this texting style really well. and awkwardly enough, not too sure that it was under someone named mike.

secret identities are for losers. b t w

[target]

i stuck the "other" option in there. can't you guys just go with that?

you trying to tell me that there's some asshole out there pretending to be me? i don't know whether to be offended or concerned

[starked]

and make it easy for you? i'm sorry, mike, i can't do that.

you want me to call you out? i have zero issues with doing that. seriously. no real skin off my back. i'm not the one using anon right now.