anon text;

[target]

place your bets now. what'll be fucking with us this month?

> :)
> xijn mxmxayb
> serial killer
> plague
> famine
> black hole
> zombiepocalypse
> alien invasion
> skynet goes active
> wrath of god
> pirate-ninja war
> hull breech
> explosion
> rocks fall we all die
> some other shitty excuse to fuck with us
> nathan petrelli
> all the above plus a shitload more

if you're a weapon maker, triple odds for trade

[locked to xavier]

so you're their babysitter then?

Comments

[consulting]

Gibberish.

[teashop]

Hm.

Decoded the cipher yet?

[consulting]

I'm fluent in gibberish.
In progress.

Obligatory small talk as dictated by the police of social norms/JW.
When/Where.

SH

[teashop]

Let me know once you've figured it out.

When/where could mean a lot of things. Are you asking me when or where I'm from?

[consulting]

Both. Regale me.
Will ping you when completed.
Just crossed out all possibilities in wave cipher.
Do you want a copy of list in progress?

[teashop]

Wonderland.

Why not. I'll not be able to help you, but I'd appreciate updates.

[consulting]

Is that a planet?

SH

[ GUESS WHO DELETED ALICE IN WONDERLAND AND THE SOLAR SYSTEM. BD ]

[teashop]

[ who are you that you don't know Alice in Wonderland EVEN HATTER KNOWS IT IS AND HE IS A CHARACTER IN IT sherlock bro come on. ]

No. It's a place.

[consulting]

Planets are places too.

SH

[teashop]

Let me rephrase: it's another world, but it's not a planet. I suppose you could call it a part of Earth, but... it's really... not.

I thought all Oysters [ whoops DELETE ] people knew about Wonderland.

[consulting]

Why not really?

It probably doesn't exist where I'm from.
Or if it does, I've deleted it.

SH

1/2

[teashop]

Deleted it.

2/2

[teashop]

Are you even human?

[consulting]

I don't see how that would matter.
Are you?

SH

[teashop]

Depends. You "deleted" the context to make that call.

[consulting]

Yes. Granted, this isn't quite the first time
this jump that my humanities been questioned.

So. Are you?

SH

[teashop]

By definition of the word... no.

Ever going to tell me what SH stands for?

H

[consulting]

Alright. You've clearly got thumbs to text.
What are you?

Sherlock Holmes

[teashop]

Human-ish. I supposed you'll have to decide for yourself.

Funny name. Seen funnier.

[consulting]

Does H stand for humor?

SH

[teashop]

It stands for Hatter.

[consulting]

Is that a name or a title?
SH

[teashop]

Both.

It's very apt, if I do say so myself.

[consulting]

Do you have a funny hat?

SH

[teashop]

Good guess.