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ataraxion2013-12-14 09:17 am
jurisimpudent) wrote in ataraxion2013-12-14 09:17 am
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Good day. My name is Miles Edgeworth; I am with the Security team. As ever, I would like to request that any new arrivals with expertise in law enforcement, the military, or combat contact me to discuss potential employment.
[He would also like to request that all you dicks stop talking about The Worst Holiday Ever, thanks. And he would like to distract you from it with this:]
I should like, also, to discuss our backgrounds. I have done this in the past, I will grant, and as such I beg a bit of patience from those who have previously seen such questions. Nevertheless, I believe that discovering the commonalities amongst us will assist in the uncovering of the reason why we were brought here; more, a general census will, I think, assist in preventing people from falling through the cracks, as it were.
[And it will GET YOU BASTARDS TO SHUT UP ABOUT CHRISTMAS FOR FIFTEEN GODDAMN SECONDS]
I have attached a text document. Kindly open this document, fill it out, and submit it to me. Note that number five is quite optional, but an answer would be appreciated and potentially quite helpful.
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. Your occupation:
4. Your level of education:
5. (Optional) Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? (Note: This can be either professional diagnosis or self-diagnosis.):
6. Have you ever been involved in crime or criminal activity (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?:
7. Have you ever been involved in violence or a violent act (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?:
8. How long have you been here?:
[He would also like to request that all you dicks stop talking about The Worst Holiday Ever, thanks. And he would like to distract you from it with this:]
I should like, also, to discuss our backgrounds. I have done this in the past, I will grant, and as such I beg a bit of patience from those who have previously seen such questions. Nevertheless, I believe that discovering the commonalities amongst us will assist in the uncovering of the reason why we were brought here; more, a general census will, I think, assist in preventing people from falling through the cracks, as it were.
[And it will GET YOU BASTARDS TO SHUT UP ABOUT CHRISTMAS FOR FIFTEEN GODDAMN SECONDS]
I have attached a text document. Kindly open this document, fill it out, and submit it to me. Note that number five is quite optional, but an answer would be appreciated and potentially quite helpful.
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. Your occupation:
4. Your level of education:
5. (Optional) Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? (Note: This can be either professional diagnosis or self-diagnosis.):
6. Have you ever been involved in crime or criminal activity (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?:
7. Have you ever been involved in violence or a violent act (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?:
8. How long have you been here?:
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[The survey does ask for victims, too, but Firo wonders if that's an attempt to put people at ease rather than genuine interest.]
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2. Your age: 19
3. Your occupation: soldier
4. Your level of education: equivalent to some high school.
6. Have you ever been involved in crime or criminal activity (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?: Yes.
7. Have you ever been involved in violence or a violent act (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?: Yes.
8. How long have you been here?: Nine months.
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2. Your age: we stopped counting a few thousand years ago.
3. Your occupation: crafter, lieutenant, adviser, prayer. i have done many things.
4. Your level of education: enough to be accomplished in the occupations i have taken up.
5. (Optional) Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? (Note: This can be either professional diagnosis or self-diagnosis.): i do not quite understand what this means.
6. Have you ever been involved in crime or criminal activity (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?: i have been witness to thievery and rebellion, among others.
7. Have you ever been involved in violence or a violent act (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?: war. it makes victims of us all.
8. How long have you been here?: cycle 18
have you ever thought of doing the same yourself, Miles?
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Mental illness is defined as an unusual mental function - a pattern of thinking or acting which deviates from the norm and which typically causes the person so deviating distress.
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It's not a hobby. It's an - This is part of an investigation, not something I'm doing for fun.
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I am open to constructive criticism.
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text ☞ I love you by the way and apologies for being TOO FAST AND EXCITED
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Security runs patrols about the ship and responds to any distress calls. We keep order on-board, typically through conflict resolution but through force if need be.
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Can I answer this one, too? I think I will.
One. Name? Juliana.
Two... Age... Twelve. Or so. I forget.
Three, occupation. Hrm. Goddess, but we've had this talk. Therefore, currently I am unemployed, having formerly been in charge of a mining colony.
Four, I'm a certifiable genius compared to everyone else here.
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Six! That's in the eye of the beholder, isn't it?
Seven, no, I'm not violent.
Eight! Good question... Six months? Something like that.
You know, with all this information, you could start a dating service.
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A...dating service.
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1. Veronica Mars
2. 18
3. P.I/Criminology student
4. I'm at my freshman year of Hearst, which you would know, you sneaky Punk'd bastards.
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6. Well, the county sheriff locked me up once. Want to see my prison tat?
8. I woke up with blue goo over me. Does that make things clearer?
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i am glad my delirious 4am tagging was put to use!!!
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[Look at whose texting has gotten even worse since they last spoke. THIS GAL'S!!]
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you hurt this little prescriptivist in his heart]
No. It is to collect data to study.
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Well, first of all, my name is Cecil Palmer, and I'm not that old. I'm a radio broadcaster. Admittedly, that's on hold for the moment, but it's still irrevocably, irreparably who I am.
Education-wise ... I know a few things. I've forgotten a few others. I've been through quite a lot of education in general. I've learned, unlearned, re-learned. I've completed courses. I've had training. I've been thoroughly instructed, rest assured.
Mentally, I'm fit as a fiddle, as far as I know. But it's possible that I might not know far enough.
I do try my very best to be a law-abiding citizen. But I admit that sometimes things slip out. My thoughts are not always as well-regulated as they are mandated to be. And, on occasion, my words are less censored than is preferred/legal. But I try.
I also do not believe in violence. I did once choke a man -- or something like a man -- briefly. But I stopped, due to the previously mentioned belief. He lived, God help us. He lived.
This is my second month aboard the ship.
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...But he also has criticism as well, so. Blame it on that pesky PI profession of his.]
You're gonna have to make that survey either a lot more general or a lot longer if you want to find something -- if anything -- that we all have in common.
[He offers that much because he's sort of considered doing something similar, if not for the fact that public network posting is still something he's getting used to.]
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Thank you for the suggestion, sir. But this is not the first survey I have conducted; prior ones have been longer and more general. With this one, I am focusing in on a few central questions.
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[Abbie's a little dubious about the questions because she's not that keen on sharing too much. It's just in her nature.]
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[Edgeworth directs a nod that's halfway to a bow at the camera.]
Do you ask from curiosity, interest, or need?
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1. Your name: Belle
2. Your age: That is a little complicated. According to 'time', I should be in my fifties, I think?
3. Your occupation: Librarian.
4. Your level of education: I have only ever been taught by my father's tutors and then, once I left, by books at my own hand.
5. (Optional) Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: No. I was, however, placed in a psychiatric hospital for twenty-eight years as a means of keeping me as a tool to be used against my true love.
6. Have you ever been involved in crime or criminal activity (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?: Kidnapping? Though it was my father and for good reason, so I am unsure if you should count that.
7. Have you ever been involved in violence or a violent act (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?: I was shot, but it was very complicated.
8. How long have you been here?: Days.
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Forgive me, ma'am; if I may inquire, why is your age a point of ambiguity?
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