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Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] jurisimpudent) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-12-14 09:17 am

[video and text attachment]

Good day. My name is Miles Edgeworth; I am with the Security team. As ever, I would like to request that any new arrivals with expertise in law enforcement, the military, or combat contact me to discuss potential employment.

[He would also like to request that all you dicks stop talking about The Worst Holiday Ever, thanks. And he would like to distract you from it with this:]

I should like, also, to discuss our backgrounds. I have done this in the past, I will grant, and as such I beg a bit of patience from those who have previously seen such questions. Nevertheless, I believe that discovering the commonalities amongst us will assist in the uncovering of the reason why we were brought here; more, a general census will, I think, assist in preventing people from falling through the cracks, as it were.

[And it will GET YOU BASTARDS TO SHUT UP ABOUT CHRISTMAS FOR FIFTEEN GODDAMN SECONDS]

I have attached a text document. Kindly open this document, fill it out, and submit it to me. Note that number five is quite optional, but an answer would be appreciated and potentially quite helpful.

1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. Your occupation:
4. Your level of education:
5. (Optional) Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? (Note: This can be either professional diagnosis or self-diagnosis.):
6. Have you ever been involved in crime or criminal activity (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?:
7. Have you ever been involved in violence or a violent act (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?:
8. How long have you been here?:
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voice.

[personal profile] striking 2013-12-18 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Is there a penalty, if we don't?
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voice.

[personal profile] striking 2013-12-21 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
And there's not any other... repercussions.

[ you know, sudden food shortages, investigation into your family, stuff like that. ]
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voice.

[personal profile] striking 2013-12-21 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's hard not to laugh at that, because it's funny, in an awful way. ]

No. Of course not.

[ it's dry, a little sarcastic. ]

Do you really work with the Peacekeepers here?

[ since he sounds kind of... fervent. and naive. ]
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voice.

[personal profile] striking 2013-12-21 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. Thank you so much.

[ she still blatantly doesn't believe him, but she doesn't want to risk getting in trouble with an argument. she's not even a victor, here, she's nobody. ]
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voice.

[personal profile] striking 2013-12-21 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it okay if I just say my answers? I'm still not very good at typing.
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[personal profile] striking 2013-12-21 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ much wizardry many technology wow. ]

[ katniss speaks evenly, like she's giving testimony. ]

My name is Katniss Everdeen. I'm seventeen years old. I'm a Victor. I finished school. I have been diagnosed with a mental illness. I have been involved in crime or criminal activity. I have been involved in violence or a violent act. I think it's been more than a week since I woke up here, but I don't really know how to keep track.
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[personal profile] striking 2013-12-21 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they really are a long way from panem. katniss doesn't feel like sharing the details of her life with a stranger, but she was a good student when she wasn't starving to death, so she calls up what she remembers from her lessons. ]

A victor is given a house for themselves and their family in the Victor's Village, as well as a regular income for their remaining life. Their District is rewarded with extra food for the year of their victory, and as such they are regarded with honor. In return, they are required to be cooperative for the Victory Tour and any subsequent uses the Capitol may have for them, as well as mentoring any future tributes from their District.
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[personal profile] striking 2013-12-21 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
The annual Hunger Games.

[ a pause, and with a more normal inflection that's less like she's reading from a textbook. ]

They don't have those where you're from, I guess?
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[personal profile] striking 2013-12-21 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Every year, one boy and one girl between the ages of twelve and eighteen are selected from each of the twelve districts in Panem. These Tributes are taken to the Capitol to train for the Hunger Games, where they become famous — the Games are mandatory viewing for all Panem citizens, but in the Capitol they're also the biggest event of the year. After a week, they enter the arena that's been designed for the Games. The- last tribute left alive is declared a Victor.

[ she rushes the end bit. she thinks her voice would be steadier on the narration if she wasn't thinking of peeta. she'd been snatched from the jaws of the lion before having to go back in, but he hadn't. without her, did he really stand a chance? ]
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[personal profile] striking 2013-12-21 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Not all of us.

[ she switches back to first person like a gentle reminder that they were discussing her job title, not panem's national ethics. ]
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[personal profile] striking 2013-12-21 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Fear, mostly. In the Capitol it's entertainment.
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[personal profile] striking 2013-12-22 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Is it?

[ katniss has her own anger, but hearing someone who's never experienced life in panem get angry on her behalf just annoys her. ]

I wasn't aware.

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