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[jurisimpudent]

Good day. My name is Miles Edgeworth; I am with the Security team. As ever, I would like to request that any new arrivals with expertise in law enforcement, the military, or combat contact me to discuss potential employment.

[He would also like to request that all you dicks stop talking about The Worst Holiday Ever, thanks. And he would like to distract you from it with this:]

I should like, also, to discuss our backgrounds. I have done this in the past, I will grant, and as such I beg a bit of patience from those who have previously seen such questions. Nevertheless, I believe that discovering the commonalities amongst us will assist in the uncovering of the reason why we were brought here; more, a general census will, I think, assist in preventing people from falling through the cracks, as it were.

[And it will GET YOU BASTARDS TO SHUT UP ABOUT CHRISTMAS FOR FIFTEEN GODDAMN SECONDS]

I have attached a text document. Kindly open this document, fill it out, and submit it to me. Note that number five is quite optional, but an answer would be appreciated and potentially quite helpful.

1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. Your occupation:
4. Your level of education:
5. (Optional) Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? (Note: This can be either professional diagnosis or self-diagnosis.):
6. Have you ever been involved in crime or criminal activity (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?:
7. Have you ever been involved in violence or a violent act (either as victim of same or as perpetrator)?:
8. How long have you been here?:

Comments

[jurisimpudent]

I did not flip anything. And you will agree that the question was simply very rude.

[endureandsurvive]

oh hey how do you underline things :0

[jurisimpudent]

[What]

There is a button for it.

1/2

[endureandsurvive]

wat where

2/2

[endureandsurvive]

OH!!

ty :)

[jurisimpudent]

[Ellie what even are you]

You are most welcome. Please do let me know if there's anything else I might do to assist in this matter.

50% encrypted;

[endureandsurvive]

n e way

1 ellie
2 14
3 im helping in enginerring right now
4 i dont really know what this means
5 no
6 yes
7 yes
8 2 jumps

50% encrypted;

[jurisimpudent]

My sincere thanks for this information. But what is ambiguous about the issue of education?

[endureandsurvive]

like do u want my grades or something

[jurisimpudent]

No; I wish to know how far you have progressed.

[endureandsurvive]

like my reading level or how good i am at multiplying?? im 14 dude whats normal for that

[jurisimpudent]

What grade did you get to?

[endureandsurvive]

i dont know

i dont think thats a thing where im from

[jurisimpudent]

Do they not have schools in your home?

[endureandsurvive]

yeah i mean obviously but everyones all bunched up

[jurisimpudent]

Well, what is the most difficult thing you have read?

[endureandsurvive]

hardest or most boring



great expectations was painful :-( but my reading partner 4 that 1 was also suuuuuuper slow so that might have been part of it

[jurisimpudent]

Reading partner?

[endureandsurvive]

yeah u know the kid i have to share a book with

[C'mon dude, you're killing her here.]

[jurisimpudent]

You had to share books?

1/3

[endureandsurvive]

well ya

2/3

[endureandsurvive]

its not like they grow on trees

3/3

[endureandsurvive]

[GET IT? Holy shit she's hilarious.]

[jurisimpudent]

Very amusing. How many books have you read altogether?

[endureandsurvive]

i dont know like 20? 25? how many have u read do u keep count?