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[showbizpanache]

Does anyone know where I can get some pepper spray? Or mace? Anything similar? If anyone has some I'd be willing to offer something reasonable to trade for it.

Thank you in advance.

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[mediumdrip]

[Sometime after Kurt posts this, Blaine's hands are on his shoulders, rubbing them to work out tension and to offer comfort.]

[showbizpanache]

[He closes his eyes.] A little to the left...

[mediumdrip]

[Blaine smiles and moves his hands a little to the left.]

Are you okay?

[showbizpanache]

I'm fine. Just being proactive.

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[master_of_the_game]

Someone giving you trouble?

[showbizpanache]

I'd rather not point my finger at anyone specific.

It's more precautionary than anything.

[Thank god it's easy to lie through text.]

[master_of_the_game]

Do you have any physical aptitudes?

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[handelaar]

"Reasonable"

[showbizpanache]

Oh good, you can read.

[handelaar]

And you can't infer.

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[cheerioless]

I'd ask if you're okay but...

I haven't seen any, but I'm sure there's got to be something on this ship. If not we might be able to make some? Or something similar.

[showbizpanache]

How do you propose we do that?

[cheerioless]

Put the right spices in water, and it acts similar to pepper spray. One of the few useful things I learned from the Skanks.

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[sweetmotherofgod]

What do you need it for, and what are you offering?

[showbizpanache]

I hardly think it's unreasonable to want some measure of self-defense around here, for peace of mind.

And, ah-- Well, I have a few clothing items and beauty products, and I can cook very well. You know, in case you want an evening off. [He really doesn't have much, sob]

[sweetmotherofgod]

[ "I hardly think it's unreasonable" oh man. Her amusement - and it's not unkind - carries in her voice. ]

I meant why do you need it more than I do.

[ honestly the trade doesn't really matter; if someone's in legitimate immediate danger, she's hardly going to leave them to fend for themselves. But she feels the need to at least make the effort, because... she doesn't want to seem like a soft touch. Yep, totally why, ]

[swagneto]

That incapable of defending yourself, are you?

[showbizpanache]

Yes, I'm horribly weak and fragile, woe is me.

Are you done being condescending yet?

[swagneto]

No, not quite. But I should have known. Humans are always in need of a weapon to get anywhere.

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[hellrings]

And what do you consider 'reasonable'?

[showbizpanache]

Well, I won't kill anyone for it. I'm not that desperate.

Not yet at least.

[hellrings]

Well if that implication isn't interesting, I don't know what is.

I'm not looking for someone to be killed, though. That would be a useless offer.

I actually don't want anything. Not right now, at least. A favor, to be used at a later date. Nothing extreme, of course.

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[kingofbabylon]

I think the kitchens have something comparable to Pam? [ So that's a no. ]

[showbizpanache]

Seems like a waste of Pam, but I'll keep that in mind.

[kingofbabylon]

Planning on doing some baking?