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[rubblegoddess]

[Hello, everyone! It's late, late night, and you're now being treated to the sight of... bare skin!? What?

Yes, it's bare skin, a bit out of focus, but that's what it is. The holder of the device sighs in what she hopes is a thoughtful manner.]

I know the science of it, the biology, yes, but I don't like it. Legs are troublesome enough...

[The feed is flipped over to reveal a young woman with dark, mussed hair and a haughty look. She sounds completely perturbed, but somehow bored at the same time.]

...inefficient as they are. This is a nuisance.

[Camera back to skin, camera back up. Yes, by now you may have figured out that she's showing off one slender leg.]

There's hair. On my leg. On both legs, actually. I don't know whether to be fascinated by the wonder of the human body or completely disgusted.

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[grayleader]

[He refuses to answer this over video as he's presently not sure what to make of it.]

This is what having a body is like. Get used to it.

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[rubblegoddess]

I'm trying. It's horrible.

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[grayleader]

Yes and it's normal. By the way, it itches when it grows back if you try to get rid of it.

perma. text for now o/

[kringlefuck]

_{[ oh good grief... ]}

Um mam.
Do you need any assistance with anything?

8D

[rubblegoddess]

No. Why do you ask?

[She, in her infinite wisdom, saw nothing wrong with complaining and failed to even process that anyone might construe that as asking for help.

...Because she's a special snowflake.]

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[alaspooryork]

[no juliana no

that is, Delta switches on his own feed to show a bit of a perturbed expression]

While I agree that it is overall highly inconvenient to be in an unfamiliar body, may I ask why you find it a nuisance to have hair on your legs?

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[rubblegoddess]

[Yes Delta yes. This is new and interesting except for the part where she's completely grossed out that things are growing on her, okay?

She turns the view on her leg again.]

Well, look. Look at it.

[differentsideofmyself]

...

Another one new to humanity then?

[rubblegoddess]

Surprise!

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[testgasm]

it's in more places than that and it serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever you might as well get used to it

awful though i know how you feel

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[rubblegoddess]

So I noticed. I had the good idea not to complain about the rest of it.

[andblockbuster]

[.......

Were he not so used to this, this could be awkward. Still, he's a little caught off-guard.]

I, uh... So you're an ex-AI, huh? [Yeah, this is going well.]

[rubblegoddess]

Yes. In more ways than one, tragically.

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[onsilksheets]

What were you before you became a human?

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[rubblegoddess]

A goddess. More or less.

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[memorari]

[ text in an attempt to preserve modesty! ]

You can shave it, if you can find a razor.

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[rubblegoddess]

I'm trying to decide what to do. It's not very much.

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[acapriciousthing]

I can't help finding it fascinating, even if a fully human body is awfully limiting.

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[rubblegoddess]

It is terribly limiting. I've seen much more impressive bodies than this one, too.

[blunted]

And this is news?

[rubblegoddess]

It's different.

[endeavors]

You can do something about it. If you want to, of course. You don't have to.

[andy what]

[rubblegoddess]

I could, couldn't I? But it's a difficult choice...

[Oh so thoughtful. Look how thoughtful! Bottom lip being chewed on and everything.]

[briefly]

Welcome to womanhood, darling.

[rubblegoddess]

It's terribly disturbing on some levels. I wouldn't mind not dealing with it.