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[rubblegoddess]

[Hello, everyone! It's late, late night, and you're now being treated to the sight of... bare skin!? What?

Yes, it's bare skin, a bit out of focus, but that's what it is. The holder of the device sighs in what she hopes is a thoughtful manner.]

I know the science of it, the biology, yes, but I don't like it. Legs are troublesome enough...

[The feed is flipped over to reveal a young woman with dark, mussed hair and a haughty look. She sounds completely perturbed, but somehow bored at the same time.]

...inefficient as they are. This is a nuisance.

[Camera back to skin, camera back up. Yes, by now you may have figured out that she's showing off one slender leg.]

There's hair. On my leg. On both legs, actually. I don't know whether to be fascinated by the wonder of the human body or completely disgusted.

Comments

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[onsilksheets]

He seems to be a keeper. Hold onto him.

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[rubblegoddess]

I want to.

[Wistful.]

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[onsilksheets]

Then do it. You never know, your bodyguard may appreciate it.

[Or not.]

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[rubblegoddess]

If he did, I would have far too much to laugh about. He's brilliant but... resistant to change.

[By change she means "doing what she says in a timely fashion without questioning".]

He worries about me. I can tell.

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[onsilksheets]

In my experience, people usually worry about others because they care.

[Now she thinks she needs to meet this bodyguard of hers.]

Maybe you need each other or something. He can help you with adjusting to being human and you can help him with..well, whatever you think.

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[rubblegoddess]

I'll help him with... something, yes. [A giggle.]

Probably nothing important. Maybe I'll shave his head.

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[onsilksheets]

That depends on whether or not he wants his head shaved in the first place. Unless he does it already so please ignore that remark.

[At least the conversation wasn't too strange at the moment.]

Anyway. Let me know about the alcohol. You can contact me at this number.

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[rubblegoddess]

True. I'd hate to make him too uncomfortable.

[SIGH!]

Thank you. I'll talk to you soon.

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[onsilksheets]

[There's a kind of amused look from Bela in response.]

Yeah, I'll speak to you in the near future. Goodbye, Juliana.

[She quickly ends the feed.]