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[rubblegoddess]

[Hello, everyone! It's late, late night, and you're now being treated to the sight of... bare skin!? What?

Yes, it's bare skin, a bit out of focus, but that's what it is. The holder of the device sighs in what she hopes is a thoughtful manner.]

I know the science of it, the biology, yes, but I don't like it. Legs are troublesome enough...

[The feed is flipped over to reveal a young woman with dark, mussed hair and a haughty look. She sounds completely perturbed, but somehow bored at the same time.]

...inefficient as they are. This is a nuisance.

[Camera back to skin, camera back up. Yes, by now you may have figured out that she's showing off one slender leg.]

There's hair. On my leg. On both legs, actually. I don't know whether to be fascinated by the wonder of the human body or completely disgusted.

Comments

[rubblegoddess]

Oh, be a little more open-minded...

[andblockbuster]

I work in computational neuroscience. You don't get more open-minded than me.

[rubblegoddess]

[WAIT WAIT SHE PERKED UP THAR.]

Computational neuroscience?

Do you work with AI matrices?

[andblockbuster]

Iiii could? AI are sorta beyond my time, but with the tech I've worked with and- to be a total egomaniac for a second- invented? It was the next logical step.

[rubblegoddess]

[HOLD ON SHE LIKES YOU NOW BRAH.]

I need your help, then.

[andblockbuster]

[AI only like him for his brain... science.]

Well, my office is always open. [Paaaause] .. Metaphorically. Or you could just tell me what you need help with right here.

[rubblegoddess]

[B-but... She needs help.]

It's very personal. Can I meet you first? Just to make sure you're not going to betray me.

[andblockbuster]

I'm the least betray-ey person you'll ever meet. But sure. You can slide on down to medbay when you get the chance.

[rubblegoddess]

I'll be there right away.

[GLEE. SHE IS GOING RIGHT NOW! FEED CUT!

Wait.

Feed back.]

Where?

[andblockbuster]

You know that big fancy place where you go after you wake up covered in blue goo? That's medbay.

[rubblegoddess]

Right. Yes, I knew that. I'll be there soon.

[andblockbuster]

just pretend i didn't post it in the wrong comm orz.