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[rubblegoddess]

[Hello, everyone! It's late, late night, and you're now being treated to the sight of... bare skin!? What?

Yes, it's bare skin, a bit out of focus, but that's what it is. The holder of the device sighs in what she hopes is a thoughtful manner.]

I know the science of it, the biology, yes, but I don't like it. Legs are troublesome enough...

[The feed is flipped over to reveal a young woman with dark, mussed hair and a haughty look. She sounds completely perturbed, but somehow bored at the same time.]

...inefficient as they are. This is a nuisance.

[Camera back to skin, camera back up. Yes, by now you may have figured out that she's showing off one slender leg.]

There's hair. On my leg. On both legs, actually. I don't know whether to be fascinated by the wonder of the human body or completely disgusted.

Comments

[briefly]

I do indeed!

[rubblegoddess]

I speak Spanish, English, French... Well over a dozen languages.

[briefly]

I'm not sure how it works for AIs, but that makes you a very talented human.

I do miss speaking French sometimes.

[rubblegoddess]

Well, if an AI didn't know and process multiple languages, it might be problematic, especially on a colony far from Earth.

We could speak French together. I'm more accustomed to Spanish, but I don't mind it at all.

[briefly]

If that would entertain you - I don't see why not.

[rubblegoddess]

It's not a matter of being entertained...

[She looks a bit confused, maybe slightly crestfallen. Did she say something wrong? Ugh, being human and having accountability stinks.]

...I thought you might like it.

[briefly]

You don't have to do it for my sake. You seem quite comfortable with English as it is.

[rubblegoddess]

I am, of course. It still might be nice.