video;

[rubblegoddess]

[Hello, everyone! It's late, late night, and you're now being treated to the sight of... bare skin!? What?

Yes, it's bare skin, a bit out of focus, but that's what it is. The holder of the device sighs in what she hopes is a thoughtful manner.]

I know the science of it, the biology, yes, but I don't like it. Legs are troublesome enough...

[The feed is flipped over to reveal a young woman with dark, mussed hair and a haughty look. She sounds completely perturbed, but somehow bored at the same time.]

...inefficient as they are. This is a nuisance.

[Camera back to skin, camera back up. Yes, by now you may have figured out that she's showing off one slender leg.]

There's hair. On my leg. On both legs, actually. I don't know whether to be fascinated by the wonder of the human body or completely disgusted.

Comments

[testgasm]

i uh

i don't think that's something i can help you with mate

not really my area of expertise

[rubblegoddess]

It isn't mine, either.

Feelings are difficult.

[testgasm]

yes they are enjoy it

that should be the slogan

welcome to humanity: feelings are difficult

[rubblegoddess]

Oh. They can put that on a shirt or something and I'll wear it every single day. What do you think?

[testgasm]

see i can't tell if you've crossed the line into facetiousness or not

[rubblegoddess]

I'm not sure, either.

[testgasm]

that might be something to

figure out

[rubblegoddess]

It's difficult to do anything productive with a human mind.

[testgasm]

preaching to the choir mate

[rubblegoddess]

Why is it so awful?

[testgasm]

you mean you haven't already figured that out

[rubblegoddess]

I have a list. A list of things I hate.

[testgasm]

really

me too

[rubblegoddess]

Did you know there's hair on your face too? Oh it's very light fuzzy stuff but it's there. Waiting.

[testgasm]

yeah try having an actual beard and then we'll talk

[rubblegoddess]

Do you have a beard?

[testgasm]

if i don't shave every few days or so yes

it is the uncomfortable reality of the situation

i am so sorry

[rubblegoddess]

Are you a hobo, then?

i snorted irl

[testgasm]

yes no

don't be ridiculous i'm not a hobo

no one should have taught her this word

[rubblegoddess]

You are.

[testgasm]

can you actually define hobo

because i've seen some hobos

and i'm definitely not a hobo

[rubblegoddess]

I was told that if you have a beard, you might be one.

[In other words, no. She cannot define it.]

[testgasm]

okay well there are a few more defining criteria of hoboism

homelessness, for one

vagrancy

less than desirable hygiene

[rubblegoddess]

[Dang it. That isn't Jai at all. And she asked if he was one. Sigh, foreign lingo.]

So you aren't any of those?

[testgasm]

i am not any of those things sorry