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[rubblegoddess]

[Hello, everyone! It's late, late night, and you're now being treated to the sight of... bare skin!? What?

Yes, it's bare skin, a bit out of focus, but that's what it is. The holder of the device sighs in what she hopes is a thoughtful manner.]

I know the science of it, the biology, yes, but I don't like it. Legs are troublesome enough...

[The feed is flipped over to reveal a young woman with dark, mussed hair and a haughty look. She sounds completely perturbed, but somehow bored at the same time.]

...inefficient as they are. This is a nuisance.

[Camera back to skin, camera back up. Yes, by now you may have figured out that she's showing off one slender leg.]

There's hair. On my leg. On both legs, actually. I don't know whether to be fascinated by the wonder of the human body or completely disgusted.

Comments

video;

[rubblegoddess]

I'd like the green, then.

Re: video;

[alaspooryork]

[Clearly she has good taste.]

Have you located the kitchen area on your floor yet?

video;

[rubblegoddess]

That would have required me to leave my room. I'm still memorizing information. It's so slow with this brain.

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[alaspooryork]

That is true. However, it is necessary to leave one's room from time to time.

[Maybe Backwoods Hobo-san can get her food.]

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[rubblegoddess]

[Backwoods Hobo-san is the worst damn butler, worst damn boyfriend, worst damn everything that he's not and she wishes he was okay!]

I could venture out right now.

{She's going to roll off the bed now.

Onto the floor.

With a thud.]

video;

[alaspooryork]

It may help to re-establish your balance first.

[Or she could just be weak from hunger.]

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[rubblegoddess]

[She peeks back up over the edge of the bed.]

That would be a very wise idea.

video;

[alaspooryork]

Will you be able to make the journey?

[It's like, a whole half hallway away.]

video;

[rubblegoddess]

I should be fine. I had a rough start, that's all.

[She reaches for the device.]

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[alaspooryork]

Good luck.

video;

[rubblegoddess]

[She just sighs, and smiles.]

Thank you.

[Annnnd she shuts it off. TIME FOR FOOD!]