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[rubblegoddess]

[Hello, everyone! It's late, late night, and you're now being treated to the sight of... bare skin!? What?

Yes, it's bare skin, a bit out of focus, but that's what it is. The holder of the device sighs in what she hopes is a thoughtful manner.]

I know the science of it, the biology, yes, but I don't like it. Legs are troublesome enough...

[The feed is flipped over to reveal a young woman with dark, mussed hair and a haughty look. She sounds completely perturbed, but somehow bored at the same time.]

...inefficient as they are. This is a nuisance.

[Camera back to skin, camera back up. Yes, by now you may have figured out that she's showing off one slender leg.]

There's hair. On my leg. On both legs, actually. I don't know whether to be fascinated by the wonder of the human body or completely disgusted.

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[kringlefuck]

I just have the sourest luck with AI systems is all. Back home i lived by myself in the middle of who friggen knows where on some island located WHO THE HECKFIRES knows and my only physical company was a robot with a caron copy AI intelligence of my internet best friend who lived in the DISTANT FUTURE by about 400 somewhoodles years yadda yadda.

Needless to say our experiences werent at all pleasant.
So promise me one thing if you will be so kind missus AI system..