video;

[rubblegoddess]

[Hello, everyone! It's late, late night, and you're now being treated to the sight of... bare skin!? What?

Yes, it's bare skin, a bit out of focus, but that's what it is. The holder of the device sighs in what she hopes is a thoughtful manner.]

I know the science of it, the biology, yes, but I don't like it. Legs are troublesome enough...

[The feed is flipped over to reveal a young woman with dark, mussed hair and a haughty look. She sounds completely perturbed, but somehow bored at the same time.]

...inefficient as they are. This is a nuisance.

[Camera back to skin, camera back up. Yes, by now you may have figured out that she's showing off one slender leg.]

There's hair. On my leg. On both legs, actually. I don't know whether to be fascinated by the wonder of the human body or completely disgusted.

Comments

[testgasm]

if i find a hobo here i'll send them in your direction

[rubblegoddess]

REALLY?

[testgasm]

yes really

you seem very excited

about hobos

[rubblegoddess]

I've forgotten a lot of things.

I want to see them all again.

[testgasm]

what do you mean you've forgotten

[rubblegoddess]

Memory problems. I had too much to process.

[testgasm]

before or after you wound up here

[rubblegoddess]

Before. I was a little busy.

[testgasm]

busy doing something interesting i hope

[rubblegoddess]

Oh, you know. Slowly dying.

[testgasm]

that doesn't sound fun at all

[rubblegoddess]

It was terrible, honestly.

[testgasm]

really i'd think it'd be a walk in the park

that was me being facetious that time if you didn't pick up on it

[rubblegoddess]

I know. It was still terrible!

[testgasm]

yes i imagine so i'm sorry it happened to you

[rubblegoddess]

Are you being facetious again?

[testgasm]

no that was sincere that time

[rubblegoddess]

Thank you. It still bothers me.