(video | live with han solo and obi wan kenobi.)

[carbonite]

(welcome to the shuttle bay with han and obi-wan. excuse the fact that there's a shuttle that han's stripped and that obi-wan generally looks like he has a bad feeling about all of this.)

I think if you follow the guidelines set by the Security Team, you should be safe. Stay in groups. Don't engage.

(there's a beep and a long protest as Arfour says something, but she's not in view. that's when han just takes off his goggles off to actually prove obi-wan wrong.)

No, this is what you do. If you see a pirate? Shoot them. (wait, this is a jedi he's talking to.) Or use the Force, you know what you do.

(obi-wan looks irritated for a moment, but he'll take this moment to roll his eyes and cross his arms)

If you don't have training, don't engage.

If you don't have training, get someone else to shoot them. If they talk to you, shoot them. If they even look at you, shoot them. If they ask you how you're doing, shoot them. If they're dying outside your room, watch them die and then shoot them to make sure they don't get up.

(han's getting a little serious about this.)

I'm going back to work.

(aaaaaand Obi-Wan walks a little away, Arfour beeping after him, but she's still not visible on screen)

Don't touch anything, I'm redoing the - (han was running after him before running back to turn off the communicator.)

Comments

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[loyalpup]

[He's not happy about this]

Don't shoot the girl one.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

With respect, we do want to take some of them alive.

voice;

[passe]

Sorry, just for clarification - are you saying we should shoot them?

[fractious]

Is that an Arfour?

[ she wants that droid so bad. ]

( video. )

[makedo]

[ ... the last thing they need is untrained civilians getting their hands on guns and shooting up the place. who knows what they'll fit. ]

That's the most retarded advice I've heard in a while.

[ video ]

[psychometry]

[ according to the unsteady picture of the video feed Quinlan is walking without sparing so much as a glance at the comms device as he goes. He really might as well be using voice, tbh, but old holomessage habits die hard. ]

You're remaining in the shuttle bay?

[ go ahead and guess which one of you this question is for because Quinlan isn't giving you any hints!! ]

[sugarbear]

Well congratulations, idiots. Why don't you show them all the merchandise, while you're at it?

audio;

[suddenlycaptain]

[ It's audio, but considering the fact that Carolyn's in the shuttle bay and Generally Upset About All This, they can probably hear her shouting from more than the communicator. ]

Turn off the fucking camera!

video

[slipperysoul]

Might as well offer them a guided tour.

[ are you all idiots... no wait, don't answer that. he knows the answer. ]

audio.

[helpmeguideit]

So regardless of what they do - shoot them?

[ doesn't seem right... ]

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[backwardscompatible]

[ sounding very amused ] I'm sensing some mixed messages.

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[bailedontheempire]

Let's not be overly hasty.

[Oh, he suspects this will still end in violence, but it's at least worth trying]

this is just shouted from across the shuttle bay because fuck comms.

[leaps]

[ sulu's sitting in a shuttle, because it's easier not to draw attention to himself if he's somewhat secluded. however, he pushes up and out to lean out of the shuttle and shout at them ]

No one should have let either of you make a public service annoucement.

[ this is the diplomatic way of saying, solo shouldn't be allowed on psas ]

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[heorot]

What if're not shooting them? That still count as 'engaging'?

[blunted]

I don't know, I kind of like "shoot them" better than I like "don't engage."

[endeavors]

You're pretty serious about this shooting thing.